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Do you have plans or can we go together?

But I just thought since I'm...

staying in the city,

maybe we could do something together.

I have another session after you.

This was just a test.

But we can call each other.

Hi, it's Lisa.

Can we meet?

I just called Martin, he can't.

I'm in a taxi,

I've been riding around for a half an hour,

and I can't get a hold of anyone.

I mean, it's Friday,

I'm going out and I need some stuff,

know what I mean?

Cut the crap.

Yeah, tomorrow. Call me tomorrow. Thanks.

Hi, it's me. Can we meet?

I need some stuff, urgently.

Was that my last line?

The last line.

It's amazing that you can

walk in those shoes!

These shoes?

I know, yeah.

I couldn't walk in them. I'd kill myself.

After like 5 or 6 hours

I get huge blisters,

like at New Year's.

Anyone here for you? You see anyone?

Four.

Four men?

Men is good! I think one's 15, one's 17,

one's this tall guy, a basketball player.

I don't like the huge ones

with their long hoses,

although this one is kind of sexy, but...

Did anyone notice your new breasts?

They're dimensional.

Over dimensional.

They don't seem extreme to me.

They do to me, Lisa.

I noticed them immediately, last time.

So, tell me, what...

What?

You know, how...

I mean, it's somehow so strange.

Why?

It must be strange to suddenly

have such huge breasts.

I don't even notice them anymore.

I even called my doctor...

You're so wasted.

You shouldn't always mix. I just snort.

You always drink alcohol too.

So, I call him up.

Just like with my nose,

on my last operation,

I called him up in Istanbul, my doctor,

and I said to him,

my nose isn't any smaller,

I feels so huge, I want another operation.

Just imagination.

And it's like that with my breasts.

You have a very delicate nose.

I measure my breasts all the time.

They stay the same, y'know...

What's your bustline now?

... but you get used to them.

I'm like a 34 or 35 now.

That's totally... killer.

You don't even need your secret

weapon for men anymore,

You just stand there and say:

Look out here I come.

You can't compare a black boy

with a Japanese boy.

Spanish men...

They're not Spanish.

I think Spanish guys suck.

What do you have against them?

Spanish guys are animals.

Ever seen a bullfight?

These guys are brutal.

Proletarians to the max, pigs.

Well, if I want a wild bull,

I drink a Red Bull and kiss him.

It was just that a**hole, he just...

What about Austrian men.

Chunky calves, a Wiener Schnitzel...

No thank you, Austrians are the worst...

Or your average American guy.

What about race?

I think we should discuss race relations.

Do you know how it works?

Yeah, used the piece of sh*t

3 or 4 years ago,

on a Spaniard or an Italian.

Big guy, big Spanish bastard.

Did you get raped 10 times

to make you buy that?

Let's say you're like you are now,

you're totally wasted,

and some guy comes and says,

Hey baby, fondles your breasts and you...

Where do you push?

I know, it's a piece of junk,

f***ing piece of sh*t.

I can't believe this.

Why do you always come a few hours late?

I never come late.

You always come late.

I don't mean sex, Werner,

I'm talking about when you say you're

coming over at 7:00,

and then on principle you don't get here

until 8:
00 or 9:00.

I mean, is it impossible or what?

I don't say a time anymore.

Yeah, but now and then...

you do say a time,

then you always come late.

You do. Do you do it on purpose?

No.

Sure.

If it takes longer, then it takes longer.

Yeah, but you can call me...

Last time I called the Tribuswinkel police,

and they said, Werner Hotzi?

He's down at the tavern. Great.

That's ridiculous.

That's what they said.

Besides the fact that there's

no police in Tribuswinkel,

it's still ridiculous.

You probably have another girl somewhere.

With big tits.

That's your only worry, isn't it?

It's not my only worry.

It's my main worry.

I mean, you can't tell me that

you work whole nights.

I told a girlfriend.

She can't imagine it either.

You're just not that much of a workaholic,

Werner,

for you to stay at the office all night.

Why not?

What did you do for 12 hours?

Filed.

Filed what?

My documents.

Or did you have someone sitting on

your documents?

You came home after me,

so don't get so upset.

But I was working, that's the difference.

I was working too,

whether you believe me or not.

Look this way, turn your face a little.

Lower your chin a little,

Look at me and upward.

And now go underwater.

Wow, that looked fantastic.

Yes, pretty, that's great, Tanja,

that looks pretty.

You've got to stay like that.

It looks great.

Don't wipe.

Let it run, it's good, stay like that.

Awful.

If my legs were only a little thinner.

Your narrow face... and these lips?

How's that going to look?

Erotic.

Yeah, real erotic.

Yeah, and you have...

listen, you have a narrow face too.

It has to go together,

I was born this way, this is me.

You could just as easily have

been to a plastic surgeon.

Okay, let's be honest.

From your profile...

it looks like you got injections,

like you got these implants,

where you make an incision,

insert them and pull it all taut.

Want to see photos?

I had these lips as a kid.

Besides, be honest:

Compare me with someone who had surgery,

and tell me you can't see a difference.

Elvira and you both have the same lips.

You're kidding,

she has nubs left and right.

No. But I think they kind of talk funny,

and they always play

with their upper lips.

And kissing's not that great.

That's the only bad thing.

And with your breasts, they might...

I think they feel different.

You can tell there's something inside.

Vivian, if you get your breasts done,

let's say two sizes bigger,

that means they insert either a

saline solution or silicon.

Sooner or later it slips.

There's something new.

What?

Saline or what?

It's... I think it's like silicon.

It's uh... It's, it's...

a weird consistency, it feels like...

it looks like semen: White...

looks exactly like it, I swear.

And it feels like...

have you ever picked up a wet sponge...

that's been lying there a while, y'know...

when you wash the bathtub and the sponge

lies around for two days...

and it's still not dry, y'know?

And it's like...

No, sounds disgusting.

And you want that done?

But it would have to...

So someone can squeeze your breasts and...

But I'd like to have a threesome.

With Werner and a woman.

You don't have the nerve.

But I'd want to.

I don't find Werner attractive.

That's exactly why I can't do it with Leo.

With Christian.

You don't know Leo's pecker.

Yes, once when he was drunk,

he whipped it out.

What?

When?

When you were away.

He even showed it to Monika.

Monika?

He pulled it out right in front of her.

Where's your phone?

It's not here.

It was small and wrinkled.

He pulled it out by the skin.

Don't tell such gross things

about my boyfriend.

I mean... I'm very aesthetic.

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