Mommy Page #5
If you ain't got a good pair,
you're in deep sh*t!
Time to flat call, I guess!
No hooters, no poker!
Might as well play with myself!
Or watch some TV!
I don't even have a TV!
No TV, no candy, sweet f*** all!
No bazookas in my 34A!
But a big one in my mouth!
Tastes good!
They're my favourite!
That one was effin huge!
Quite the mission!
I got cramps in my face!
I'mma help it down the drain!
Stop it, Die!
Sorry!
You're gonna kill me, Die!
Do you get it?
Holy f***!
Should've seen your face!
You scared me...
It's just me.
Don't worry, babe.
Don't call me babe.
'lght. I won't.
It's okay.
Are you done with
your history homework?
I was just about to,
but I can't see sh*t
'cause of the blackout.
There.
I'm a f***ing pro, eh?
Mom?
Dad wants to know where you put
the candles and flashlights.
They're in a box in the basement.
He knows where!
Thank you.
I meant to tell ya...
about earlier...
about this morning.
I wanted to apologize, first.
I'm sorry and...
I like it when you teach me stuff.
And... I get it
when you explain sh*t to me.
For that reason,
Mom!
Dinner's ready!
Thanks, I'm coming.
That way...
I could pass my exams
at the end of the year, and...
'cause when I'm old enough,
I'll apply to an Art school,
in the States.
Juilliard.
We like you, we're chill.
You're on sabbatical
so if you stay with me,
she could find a day job
and we'd get it going again.
I don't mean to interrupt
but the food's gonna get cold!
Show me!
Come back here, you dork!
Get your ass here!
Chill out!
I'mma come and getcha!
What the hell are you doing?!
Stop encouraging him!
I'm free!
I am free!
D'y0u like ital dente?
I'm from a special school of thought.
I like my pasta just a tiny tiny bit
harder than al dente.
Well, it's al dente now!
Strain them, illico pesto!
- Fail! Keep your day job, please!
- Why don't ya shut it!
Says here the mayo
may contain mustard.
Yeah, they always write that BS,
even for cookies!
I hate f***ing mustard.
Just put two spoonfuls, just two.
What the...?
Don't put the dressing yet,
it'll make the lettuce soggy.
Kyla, start 'em pine nuts!
On low.
So they don't burn!
You've been served, ma'am.
Good evening.
It may contain traces of mustard.
...your son...
...set fire to the cafeteria...
This fire caused physical
and moral damages...
Pine nuts are ready!
Take 'em out of the pan
so they won't burn!
...to our son Kevin Julien.
Put the lid on, so they stay moist.
75% of his face...
...skin graft...
Can we change the subject?
Please act accordingly.
Pour the dressing.
Stop poking my face with that sh*t!
I'mma look like a slut!
You already look like one!
Stop it!
That sweater's way too small.
It's got a big spot, like you
slept in a pile of sh*t.
Pile of sh*t, yourself!
Mind your own, kiss ass!
Is the kid that set the canteen
on fire a pile of sh*t?
The kid whose mom's
meeting with the neighbour
who's helping for free
so you, don't end up
at George-Etienne Lemieux?
- I'm not going back!
- I know, you dumb-ass!
But for f***'s sake,
We can't just sit and wait for God
to come down on an effin cloud!
I have a bird-nest on my head!
I'm not a tumbleweed!
Wait...
I'm getting there.
I know.
F***ing douche.
10 max, I'm peacing out.
No one's pissing till I say so.
Steve, you have to do it.
2-3 hours of your precious time,
suck it up.
F*** that sh*t!
I'm done with that dirty mouth!
F*** f*** f***!
Back off!
I've had it 'bout up to here!
We'll make a good impression tonight!
Are you blind or you just dumb!
That dick doesn't wanna help us,
he just wants in your panties!
We'll be right out!
No problemo!
As usual...
Thank you.
Good luck.
We'll do what we can.
You coming, cutie?
You wait!
Stay here.
There's no two ways about it.
Mom's got a couple gigs
here and there
for bills and groceries.
Not a lawsuit, not a lawyer.
If we don't defend ourselves...
We gotta put some water
in our wine...
Huh. baby?
Ever heard that expression?
We stick together, tonight.
Mom's there for ya, and vice versa.
We good?
Wheeeeretoooooo!
Alrighty!
It's scary,
how nothing's changed here.
That secret sauce
is what scares me!
Those freaking secrets scare me.
I don't get it.
I just don't.
I don't get them burgers!
Who's into that stuff
except for tourists
who've never seen flat bread?
I was surprised
you brought up that place.
Who'd be into swaggy homemade burgers
with nice hot sauce
and melting cheddar
when you got that effin orange cheese
from some obese-packed
American dive, eh?
I guess my dad was just
some random tourist.
He sure knows how to liven it up.
I hope you like karaoke, Steve.
'Cause I got it all planned out!
You kidding, we love it!
I told ya on the phone, he sings!
I don't sing, I dance!
You can do both at once,
you're no dummy.
without manners all night, or what?
Wait until I sing Eye of the Tiger,
you'll loosen up.
Freakin' blast from the past!
I saw it maybe 11 times,
and I keep forgetting how it ends!
I have the Scarf ace poster
on my fridge.
But about...
about Steve...
'Cause our Steve here got himself...
in a fine mess...
He's a pro.
It's about time we...
get to the bottom of things...
- Whatcha gonna sing tonight, Steve?
- Yeah, what?
Get the f*** out!
I just can't believe it!
Eyes like this, jaw-dropped!
He's standing frozen,
drooling on the floor.
Poor girl's got her money's worth!
Her dude shows up,
middle of the night!
Busts her with the stripper,
his schlong
sticking outta his speedo!
One big schlong!
Steve, buddy?
What's our song, kiddo!
You know what?
Why don't we pick a song,
and sing your mom some duet,
a beautiful song
for a beautiful woman.
Hey Missy! Same thing, here!
Die, seconds?
Bring it on!
Make that two!
Thanks!
So... my dear Paul...
About Steve and that whole shebang,
we better talk it through
before we're too wasted to speak!
I'm never too wasted.
Seriously, Paul,
could you direct...
our direction...
in this crazy whatchamacallit?
is that when it comes to a lawsuit,
- it's all about the angle.
- Oh, yeah...
What's your angle?
Is it this one?
Or this one?
I dunno, you're the boss!
Or this one?
That ain't the same!
That's another one!
It's fragile, but it's the angle.
Seriously, drop by my place
tomorrow morning.
Doesn't feel right talking about it
with Steve around,
we should be partying,
kicking back a few!
Well, cottage, just like that, eh?
for a day, or two, or three
whenever I don't have my daughter
and you uh... I dunno...
I dunno...
- Hey, you got Vivo Per Lei?
- Huh?
Vivo Per Lei, the song.
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