Monster Brawl Page #7

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all been waiting for.

The final main event featuring

Frankenstein from the Undead realm

pitted against Werewolf,

the torchbearer of all

evil creatures.

That's right, Buzz.

Bookies in Vegas were

paying 200 to 1 odds

on Werewolf from the outset.

To see him

claw his way into the finals

is nothing short of miraculous.

As for Frankenstein he is

after all,

the most legendary monster

of all time,

so no surprise that he would

capture the flag for

the Undead world.

And now Let's turn the reins over to

the Lord of the ring, Jimmy Hart!

The time has come for our main

event of the evening.

The supreme and undisputed heavyweight

monster championship

is at stake tonight. Ladies and

gentlemen, friends and fiends,

introducing first the undefeated

king of the Undead Conference.

The eternal green giant.

The electrifying, the

death-defying,

the indestructible demon

Frankenstein!

Strap yourself into the

electric chair, people.

This is gonna get crazy here

at the Hillside Necropolis

as Frankenstein faces

down the Werewolf

in a legendary showdown

for monster supremacy.

And the stats are just staggering

for Frankenstein, Buzz.

Over 450 pounds.

Biceps are 30 inches.

Thighs 40 inches.

Have you ever seen a bigger

combatant in the history

of professional sports?

And his opponent, fighting

out of the wood crypt,

the crusader of all evil creatures

from across the globe.

The beast of sacred

lore, Canus Lupus,

the lunar death-dealer Werewolf!

And look at the menacing way both

monsters are staring at each other.

The Werewolf beaming

with unbridled rage

as he sizes up the big man.

And Werewolf makes the first move

as he whips off the rope

for a take-down, but Frankenstein

doesn't even flinch, Sid.

And now he tries to

land a few blows,

but Frankenstein is virtually

immune to this stuff.

It's child's play to him, Buzz.

And now Frankenstein retaliates

and throws the Werewolf

into the corner.

Magnificent.

And somebody better call

the Humane Society.

Because we're witnessing extreme

animal abuse here tonight.

Couple of big blows

from Frankenstein

and he is pummeling Werewolf.

And a big slam by Frankenstein

sends the Werewolf crashing

to the canvas mat.

Look out! Frankenstein comes

down hard on Werewolf.

Werewolf has done the

impossible, folks.

Frankenstein is down and out.

Spectacular.

Werewolf performs a doomsday

figure four leg lock.

And now Frankenstein breaks

free from the hold.

And now he gets in a couple

of mammoth hooks to the cobbled

frame of Frankenstein

and lands a heavy punch

to the face.

Now he's using his brains, Buzz.

That's right, Sid.

Smart defensive prowess on

behalf of the Werewolf.

And now the Werewolf attempting

a bodyslam of Frankenstein.

And this is a gamble folks.

Oh, no! Frankenstein

is just too heavy,

and now the Werewolf

is paying the price

as nearly a half a cubic ton comes

crashing on top of him.

I'm getting awfully hungry, Buzz.

Okay, Sid. We'll be going to

the rippers after the show

just like we planned.

Frankenstein using those gigantic

hands like a python

squeezing its prey.

And we can literally hear the bones

of the Werewolf being pulverized

under that heavy pressure.

Discombobulating.

The Werewolf is out cold, folks.

He is dead!

Frankenstein is now the Monster

Brawl Heavyweight Champion.

Can you believe it, Sid?

Can you believe it, Sid?

Sid?

Sasquatch Sid has gone

silent, folks.

Welcome back, folks.

I'm Buzz Chambers,

and we are back on the air again

here at Monster Brawl.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a

heavy heart that I must inform you

that former champion Sasquatch Sid

has been destroyed like

a mongrel dog.

He is survived by his

13 kids, 5 ex-wives.

He was 58 years old.

And now, back to the action.

Girls, there's a storm coming.

This doesn't look good.

We gotta get to higher ground. Come

on, Let's get out of here.

Come on, get out of

here. Quick, quick!

And ladies and gentlemen, we have

a storm brewing in the distance,

as Central Michigan is under a

severe electrical storm alert.

And things are getting sinister here

at the Hillside Necropolis.

Frankenstein parading around the

ring with the championship belt.

But wait a moment, folks.

Wait a moment. Werewolf

is getting up.

The Werewolf refuses

to be put to sleep

as he miraculously stands up now

and hits Frankenstein in the back

catching the big man off guard.

And Werewolf to the offensive now,

dealing Frankenstein a series

of mortal blows.

Frankenstein smokes Werewolf

with a gargantuan uppercut, sending

him flying to the ground.

And Frankenstein removes

one of those heavy stone

columns from the crypt,

and swings it like a baseball bat.

One blow from that column, folks,

and this fight would be over.

Werewolf with a quick dodge

and he runs in with a kick,

knocking the column away

from Frankenstein.

And the Werewolf is

in full control.

Werewolf picks up a tombstone

and smashes it over Frankenstein,

who crumples to the ground.

And now he grabs another one

and delivers a second

unforgiving blow.

And a third one! Frankenstein

is done for, folks,

as the Werewolf gets in three

unanswered tombstone blasts.

And Frankenstein is

down for the count.

Ah!

We could be looking at the first

ever Monster Brawl champion.

Werewolf howling to the moon.

But wait. Frankenstein

somehow rises up once more

and the Werewolf is oblivious.

Frankenstein takes Werewolf down,

and they resume their

graveyard tussle.

And he's prying at his head, folks.

He is prying at his--Oh, my lord!

Frankenstein rips the head right

off the stunned creature

and the Werewolf is no more.

Frankenstein wins.

Head splitter.

Frankenstein with a death-dealing

finisher.

And ladies and gentlemen, Frankenstein

has won the Brawl.

We have a new champion!

Frankenstein emerges victorious

after a bruising battle

with the surprisingly

resilient Werewolf.

But wait a minute.

Something is going on over

by the wood crypt.

Perhaps a secret fighter to challenge

Frankenstein's reign.

And the Colonel

is making a comeback, folks.

I don't believe it.

Frankenstein!

Colonel Crookshanks is back

from beyond the grave

to confront his mortal

nemesis Frankenstein

in a clash for the ages.

Oh, don't nail that coffin

closed, yet, folks.

We have another brawl going

down here at the cemetery.

He throws the Monster Brawl

belt to the ground

and steps on it,

in an act of complete disrespect

towards the champ.

Don't turn that channel, folks.

This is going to get nasty!

Of course I'm excited. I feel like an

elephant is sitting on my tongue.

Let me tell you this right now.

I've been in Madison Square

Garden, sold-out crowd.

I've been all over the world, main

event. Hall of Fame ring.

But this is the most excitement

I've had in so long. Of course!

Oh, my favorite monsters? We had

Frankenstein there, Cyclops was there,

Witch B*tch was--

Zombies? Oh, please,

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