Monster Family Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 93 min
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He travels everywhere with us.
This little one is part of the family.
Isn't that right, Buster?
Of course.
And why is Mr Wishbone two feet
taller than stated here?
Growth hormones. In the meat.
Don't you watch the news?
- And what's going on...
...with your daughter?
Acne. Puberty, you know.
Very severe case.
And what about you?
- Me? Oh, yes,
I've been performing in
"Dracula, the Musical" in London.
I thought I'd get into costume now
and save time.
Very impressive.
The dog will definitely have to travel...
...in the hold with the luggage.
Do you have a cage for it?
Mum, I don't want to
travel with the luggage.
Don't worry, Max.
I mean Buster.
That was me.
I'm a ventriloquist.
Hello there, madam,
I'm a dog. Give me a biscuit, please.
If you could just bear with me
for one second.
Security, we've got
a bit of a problem.
I can't look like this
for the rest of my life.
We have to get to London,
find the witch...
...so that she can make us
human again.
You have to let us on that plane.
You have to.
Hello?
No problem. And I'll upgrade you
to First Class.
Here you go, your tickets.
- Thank you.
Let's go, Frank.
Have a good flight.
Didn't I tell you that
everything would be fine?
I have no idea what just happened
- You can hypnotise people.
It's just like in. 'The Curse Of The Mummy'.
- Really?
Mummy,
I need a bigger allowance.
Don't even think about it,
young lady.
I would try that with dad.
Look, girls...
...that's what happens when
you over-exfoliate.
You are all big stupid monkeys.
And she has got a banana.
Fay!
Mum, if I have to look like this...
...at least let me have some fun.
Mocolate.
Chocolate for everyone!
Fay, stop this immediately.
Come on, Mum, this is much better
than an in-flight movie.
What's wrong?
- I'm just...
...I'm just so hungry.
So eat this.
- No.
How about tomato juice?
Okay. Who are you
and what's going on?
Does the name...
..."The Prince Of Darkness"...
...ring any bells?
I, well...
I am Dracula.
Dracula?
How did you get on this plane?
I could not wait to meet you,
my thorny rose.
And now, my dear,
to the matter in hand.
Well, in your hands,
actually.
Drinking the blood of humans
is such a messy affair...
...and considered quite common
these days.
Not to mention the matter of
disposing of the leftovers.
Leftovers?
- Come with me.
Come with you?
- To where you belong.
To my castle.
- But... but I, I...
I can't leave my
family behind.
Would you rather stay and drain these
people of their life-force...
...in order to quench your
insatiable thirst?
No.
I'll come with you.
- I hoped you might.
This place is not being Londra either.
Disappear, pronto!
Forgive the mask, I'm not overly
fond of the sun.
I know, how about
a parachute?
Parachutes
are for wimps.
Just out of interest,
where are we flying?
Towards our future together.
Call me pampered but...
...I like to travel in style.
Memma?
She was right here.
- Where's she gone?
Hey, give me that.
Come on. Jump.
You can do it if you try.
That's gonna be handy.
A little jest.
Only I can do that.
This is a bit sudden, don't you think?
Your lunch.
What on earth is this?
I want blood, not a pill.
Trust me, Emma.
- But how can I trust you? You're Dracula.
That's why only I know what you need.
Yes, it's an acquired taste.
It's working.
I'm changing back.
Why are you helping me?
You're the first person
in a thousand years...
...who has lifted my melancholy.
- That's so sad.
No, because you have
been worth the wait.
Finally there's someone who can
understand me and share my life.
Romantically.
A vampire wife.
Wait, did you send that
witch after us?
Witch? No, I don't know any witches.
Do they even really exist?
I want to get back
to my family.
Do they really make you happy?
Well... sometimes.
"Sometimes" is nowhere near enough
for you, my darling.
You deserve to be happy "always".
I will devote myself to...
...showing you a life beyond
your wildest dreams.
Our home would be
my castle.
But we will travel...
...to the most romantic places.
I will give you this world...
...and worlds beyond.
It could be wonderful.
Can your husband offer you anything
like that?
We did play Scrabble on a Tuesday night
last May for no particular reason.
Then what are you waiting for,
my love? Follow your heart to me.
Oh. I...
...I have to get back to my family.
You would choose
to be unhappy?
No. But when you're a mother,
you have to take the good with the bad.
Well if you're that sure,
don't let me keep you.
You could have just called me a cab!
If mum doesn't show up here...
- ...we might never see her again.
Emma will be fine, guys.
Relax.
Tai chi with me. I call this one...
'Chicken Flies Into The Soup'
Mum?
Memma.
Coming!
Mummy!
I really need to practise that.
You're back!
- We thought we'd never see you again.
I'm fine. It's okay.
Memma. Memma. Memma.
Gently, gently, gently.
So what's with the disappearing act?
Did you ever think of
calling your family?
Yes, we were really worried.
Where have you been?
It wasn't that easy.
Dracula has a way...
...of hypnotising you.
- Dracula, the vampire?
No, Dracula, the hair stylist.
So, is he handsome?
Like in the films?
Mammsome?
He's kind of looking for love.
Mmove?
Renfield!
Prepare Operation Ice Age.
If I can't have love,
then no-one can.
I will eliminate all
life on Earth.
Oh and tell Baba Yaga...
...I have something
particularly nasty planned for her...
...if she doesn't destroy
this 'happy family'...
...immediately!
This not Londra.
Hi.
Disappear, pronto!
Mig Men.
Big Ben.
Mig Men.
It's the witch.
Oculus wrong again.
- Get her!
This is Londra.
There's no way I'm jumping
in after her.
Of course not,
scaredy-cat.
Oh, could you please stop arguing
just for once.
Oh, no, not this
crazy magic again.
What is she doing?
Is she going to change us back?
It's about time.
Let's go.
Change us back
so we can fly home.
No, do I will not.
Fully charged, my amulet is.
Now finish my task,
I can.
So Baba Yaga free can be,
at last.
No.
Stay here,
you little piece of...
Enough, messed up my work,
you have.
By air, by sky.
Now you will fly...
...to Egypt!
Curse it again, all of them I've hit.
- No...,
...not all of them.
So who thinks the evil witch
just tricked us?
That would probably explain why
we're now in Egypt.
This is not a problem.
We are getting out of this desert and
finding that witch.
And how do you think
we should do that?
I haven't worked that out yet
but, come on...
...we're a family.
We can do anything.
Follow me! We're getting out
of this desert.
Bring back my friend.
- Never.
You run fast
for an old crone.
Disappear, pronto!
Not cool.
My amulet.
Got it!
Hold on.
Take my hand!
Because I'm one of
the good guys.
Imprison me, Dracula did,
for a thousand years.
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