Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love?

Oh, it's Draculaura!

Oh!

Happy Sweet 1600!

Thank you, thank you!

By royal decree, you are

hereby ordered to party!

Hit it, ghouls!

Oh, no. Loud music!

Let's get this

joint jumping, yeah!

Tomato juice fountain.

Gross!

Epic salad bar!

It's everything a vegetarian

vampire could hang a fang on!

Hey, Draculaura!

We're on, Gil.

You like?

Fabu-licious!

Her birthday is

Valentine's Day?

You bet. Take a gander

at her birthmark.

The whole dang holiday

was fashioned just for her.

She's so lucky!

No.

I'm the one who's lucky.

Clawd, you make

my dreams come true.

Which is why I got you this. And

this, and those, and these.

And...

I painted that!

O- M-Ghoul!

Can this day

get any better?

Draculaura, in honor

of your most special birthday,

your father would

like to give you

a new car!

So, that would be

my dream party.

Guess I need

a reality check, right?

Absolutely not!

Your fantasy

is our reality.

In fact, we're gonna make it

even better, aren't we?

You ghouls are the best-est!

Fantasies.

Everybody has them.

Congratulations,

Ghoulia Yelps!

Your scientific work

has cured Mummengitis!

Ghoulia, Ghoulia!

Fantasies are great.

Reality can be a bolt

in the neck sometimes.

It's nice to take a break.

But sometimes, fantasies

can become expectations.

And when that happens,

it can put a lot of pressure

on the monsters in your life.

It was Draculaura's Sweet 1600

and Valentine's Day!

And to top it off,

the whole holiday was created

just for her 400 years ago.

I'll tell you

about that later.

As official party planners,

Cleo and Clawdeen

realized that

they had 1, 599 birthdays

to live up to.

So, what do you think?

I think it sphinx.

She did that for

her 1521st birthday.

We gotta

step up our game.

A little birdie told me you guys were

throwing a purr-fectly epic party.

We're

here for our invites.

Please, Toralei.

You're not coming.

Give me one

good reason why not?

Uh... How about three?

Fine. Just remember,

every kitty has her day.

So better watch your backs.

Oh, we're so scared.

Hey, ghouls!

How goes the Party planning?

Great! Right, Cleo?

Oh, totes-ma-ghost!

We're gonna throw you the

party of the millennium.

Hey, Clawd, what you

got there, big bro?

A little something-something

for Draculaura.

Oh!

You shouldn't have.

I bet it's way romantic!

Black roses?

Candy skulls?

Bowl of yak meat?

What? Yak meat is delicacy.

It's a study guide for

her driver's ed test.

You can only take

that test twice,

or you have to wait another six

months to get your license.

Oh!

You shouldn't have.

Really.

Really.

I guess I'd better

go study right now.

You got a ghoul like

Draculaura a practical gift?

Bad wolfie!

Ow! What?

Her hopes for her Sweet 1600

are higher than the pyramids.

Now those would

make a great gift!

Nah, I got her something that'll

make her howl at the moon!

Ugh!

You don't like it? No way.

We had to tell Clawd

that the necklace was nice,

but he was going to have to think of

something that would knock her bolts off.

Pressure was way intense.

Caller number five, you're on

with Cupid, Goddess of Love.

Tell me,

what matters to your heart?

We were all

huge fans of Cupid's show,

and we listened to it

every day.

She's a love genius,

an expert on romance.

Got a problem with love?

She can fix it.

Yeah. So, like,

I really like this boy, right?

Total crush-o-rama.

But he doesn't even

know I'm, like, there.

I hear you, caller. This Is

something we can all relate to.

There's a monster we like, somebody

we just know we'd be perfect for.

If they would

just notice us...

Let me ask you, caller.

Are you invisible?

Yeah, that's what

I'm like, saying.

It's like

he can't even see me!

No, sweetie,

are you actually invisible?

Oh, dooiy!

Uh... Hang on.

Hey-

Hey-

Oh, my ghoul!

Like, thanks, Cupid!

See? She's the ghoul!

Do not understand

why play these games.

In mountains, village elders

choose a date for you,

spit in hand...

Ugh.

Shake, end of story.

Is no muss, is no fuss.

Okay, is little muss.

So, which bloke you gonna

take to the party?

That is a problem.

What's caught in her net?

She can't decide between Slow

Moe and Don of the Dead.

She's a monster of science,

not romance.

Too bad science

can't decide for her.

Oh... Oh!

Good luck!

Good luck!

Caller 15,

what matters to your heart?

Yeah, um, I have this...

I mean, my "friend"

has this problem.

What do you buy the ghoul

that has everything?

Oh, I hear you caller.

My advice is not to buy her anything.

Find her something personal.

Something that

says you listen.

I don't have all of my powers yet.

I can't reach anything.

I got it.

Thanks, Cupid. You the man.

Uh... The ghoul.

Clawd?

Now you can get up to your

locker, no prob. See?

I wanted to prove that...

That's what

you think of me?

You think

I'm short?

Aw...

Clawd found

out the hard way

that expectations can be

a real bop on the nose.

Ouch.

Clawd was totally in

the doghouse with Draculaura.

And now I was

about to find out

that he had

a lot to live up to.

Aw, maybe

I'm hoping for too much.

It's just that Valentine's Day

brings back so many memories for me.

But you ghouls

all know that story.

Yes.

Heard it

a thousand times.

I haven't.

I want to hear it.

Oh, I don't really

want to get into it now.

Oh, okay. Never mind.

Well, fine, if you're

gonna twist my arm.

It is the most

romantic story ever told

and it all started

at my old school.

Like, vampire old.

His name was Valentine.

And he was the most

romantic monster ever.

Every ghoul in school

was fangs over heels for him.

But he chose me.

We met at a Mock Witch Trial.

For no creature

as fair as this,

with eyes as

bright as a full moon,

with skin as soft

as a ghost's kiss,

and a heart as pure as snow,

can possibly be a witch.

Not guilty

That is so beautiful.

You both get A's!

He was amazing in every way.

He wrote me

the most exquisite poetry.

And every moment we spent

together was something out of

a fairytale.

And for my birthday,

he gave me the greatest

gift I've ever received.

He created a holiday

just for me!

Valentine's Day!

Happy Birthday, darlin'.

You have the biggest heart.

Almost full of love.

Tonight, I shall

make it mine, forever.

But that night,

my family had to flee,

due to a misunderstanding

with the locals.

And I never saw him again.

That's so sad.

I wasn't asleep, Mr. Rotter!

Oh!

He was my first love and he

was everything I ever wanted.

You only knew him

for aweek.

It was supposed to be forever.

He seems pretty

self-obsessed to me.

Don't you think it's weird that

he made a holiday for you,

but named it

after himself?

Whatever, it doesn't matter. What

we had is all buried in the past.

I'm with Clawd now.

And he's just different.

I better go get ready

for my driver's test.

"I better

go ready for my driver's test. "

Won't invite us

to the party, huh?

Then we'll just

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