Monster Pies Page #3

...so the monsters would eat them

instead of eating us.

Where is your brother, anyway, though?

Does he live with your dad or something?

If I tell you, do you promise to

keep it to yourself?

Yeah, I promise.

One day we were driving home, and we were

playing in the back seat

and I remember Les was

playing with the handle

and one minute he was there, and the

next he wasn't.

I'm sorry.

Oh, it's cold out here.

Let's... let's go inside.

- Hey Janine.

- What are you doing here?

Aah, I am at the party which

you invited me to.

I told you to come with me,

not with him.

I was invited to this party, and I

was bringing you along.

So I have to be here with you,

or nobody else.

No, this is not how it works.

Well...

...I'm gonna go. It's been an awsome party.

Thanks Janine. Have a good one!

Great party!

Cheers!

- Wait a second.

- Sorry.

She's not normally like that.

She's just being such a b*tch.

Just relax, okay?

You need to cool down.

You're right. Come with me.

How did you even get the key to this place?

I used to work here...

...teaching little kids. Don't worry.

No one comes here at night.

We getting in then?

Why did you do that?

You were gonna jump in.

It's more fun this way.

It wasn't for me!

You okay?

I didn't mean to upset you.

No, it's fine.

Are those tears in your eyes?

No, it's just the chlorine

irritating me or something.

Let me see.

Where are you going?

I wanna go home.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

Bye.

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

It's late, and I'm freezing.

And that's your reason for leaving?

Yes, Mike. It's late. I'm cold, I'm, tired,

and I don't feel so good right now.

It's not because I kissed you?

No, that's not it.

Then what is it then?

Because I liked it.

Oh my God! What time is it?

- Am I late for work?

- No.

I'm up early for school.

Oh, God. That is good.

Well, have a nice day, eh?

You too, Mum.

- Jenny?

- Here.

- Jim Williams?

- Here.

- Kate?

- Here.

- Mike?

- Here, Miss.

Oh, first time for everything.

Hayley?

And then the two are reborn into

butterflies, and live happily ever after.

Thank you, Kate. That was

very deep, and poetic.

And now class, it's time to hear

from Mike and Will.

Our film tells the story of two

traditional movie monsters,

who find love with each other while

acting out 'Romeo and Juliet'.

Our main characters are Frankenstein,

born as a monster,

but not accepted for being different,

and the wolfman, trying to overcome

his new changes,

as he enters into the world

of the monsters.

They're not out to hurt anybody,

though they're cruelly misjudged

and hunted down by the villagers,

who fear them.

Thank you.

Hey, Janine.

Gary, I don't have this

stupid film, okay?

I check for you every week,

week after week after week...

...after week. There's

nothing on the computer,

'Peanut Butter Solution', no mate, no!

- So, you don't have 'The Peanut

Butter Solution'? - That's what I said!

It's not here. It's not here.

Can you just get out.

When you do, will it be a weekly,

or overnight?

Hi Mike, what are you up to?

Do you wanna go grab a cappucino?

No, I'm not really into coffees.

Um, besides, I don't think people drank

cappucinos since like 1992!

- What's wrong?

- I don't like you like that.

Well, what's wrong with you?

Nothing's wrong with me.

What are you, a homo or something?

We need to have a talk out the back.

She made up this big story about how...

...I love her, and I wanna be with her.

And that I tried to kiss her.

It's crazy.

What a b*tch!

I can't believe they sacked you over that.

You know, I don't blame her

for wanting to kiss you.

Give it here!

Hey, Will...

Mike.

Are we... together?

Sure looks that way.

No.

No, like 'together' together.

Yeah. Why?

- Just been thinking about it.

- But why me?

I'm just... bad luck.

I never think I'd be the

right person for you.

You're the only person

I wanna be with.

- Hide behind the door.

- William, William you in there?

Yeah, just gimme a sec.

I just got outa the shower.

William!

- William, William!

- What is it?

Is there someone here with you?

No, I told you, I had a shower, I didn't

even realize that I locked it.

Mate, you were supposed to have something

ready for f***ing dinner.

I've gotta go to a mate's house

to pick up a book

for school. It's important, so right?

It's for school.

Oh, f*** mate. You are f***in' useless.

You're just like your f***in' mother!

I f***in' hate living with him.

You know, he's a sick drunk.

I'm just f***ing sick of all

of this bullshit!

It's okay, man.

- Things could change.

- Things don't change.

- Things only get worse.

- I'm here for you.

I don't know what to say.

Where we gonna go?

I've an idea. Yeah.

Got us a room.

How? With what money?

I know the guy who works here.

Got a room all to ourselves.

Alright? No one's gonna disturb us.

Come on.

What are you thinking?

Sounds silly, but...

...when I'm in bed at home, I try to think

of something nice before I fall asleep,

and it used to be really hard for me.

But lately, I've been thinking of you.

What a beautiful person you are, and

the good you've been to me.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking that I've

never felt like this before

and this is exactly where I should be.

- How's everything today?

- Oh, hello Mike.

Nice to see you, in the afternoon.

It's lovely to see you too,

Ms Bee.

Let me guess. You're here to

buy tickets for the dance.

Yes... tickets... to the dance.

Yep.

We need to know who the other

ticket's for.

Oh, I was thinking, maybe, Janine

Janine's already bought her tickets.

Is there anyone else you can go with?

Hey, what's goin' on?

- Are you going to the dance?

- Aah, maybe.

- I really wanna go.

- You should go, then.

Hayley mentioned something to me,

but I know Stuart really likes her,

so maybe Joanne?

I was thinking...

- I wanna go with you.

- Me?

- We can't go to the dance together.

- What does it matter?

Mike, we can't go to the dance

as a couple.

Who cares?

It's not like it's a big deal

or anything.

I know it's not a big deal,

but it's the way things are.

- We can't go changing anything.

- Why not?

I'm just not ready to.

You're the one telling me that I

should never be afraid.

I'm not afraid of anything.

That's it, isn't it? You're scared.

Maybe I am, Mike, maybe I don't want to

get teased while I walk up the corridors.

Maybe I don't wanna get called a

'faggott' while I'm eating my lunch.

Yeah, 'coz that would be pathetic.

Mike, I didn't mean it

like that. Mike!

Wait a second!

Mike, how're you going?

You're after Janine, are you?

What are you doing here?

I need to tell you something.

If it has anything to do with your new

best friend, then I'm non interested in it.

What is that supposed to mean?

Is everything okay?

Can you stay with this boy while I

go and get some help?

- What happened? - I was driving,

and he just came out of nowhere.

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