Monsters Vs Aliens Page #3

And, our latest addition, Ginormica.

General, continue.

Her entire body radiates

with pure energy,

giving her enormous strength and size.

Sir, these monsters are our best

and only chance to defeat that robot.

Don't we already have

an alien problem, General?

I don't think we need

a monster problem, too.

You got a better idea, nerd?

OK. Stay where you are.

General, I propose we go forward

with your monsters-versus-aliens

idea... thingy.

Go fish.

Do you...

...have any...

...threes?

Yes. I do! How are you doing this?

- You're the luckiest guy I know.

- Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it.

What the? Hey!

They called me crazy,

but I'll show them. I'll show them all!

Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do

your mad scientist laugh

while I'm hooked up to this machine.

You're right, Insecto.

You've let that quack experiment

on you for over a month.

I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist!

There is a difference.

Guys, what choice do I have? If he can

make me normal, or even six foot eight,

I can get out of here, get back

to the life I'm supposed to have.

- I should be in...

- Let me guess, Fresno?

Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone.

Next stop, Milwaukee.

- Then New York, then hopefully...

- Yeah, we know. Paris.

Throw the switch, Doctor,

but don't do the laugh.

Now you're going to feel

a slight pinch in the brain.

Sorry.

Susan!

Am I small again?

I'm afraid not, my dear.

In fact, you may actually

have grown a couple of feet.

That's OK, Doc.

We'll try again tomorrow.

You really don't get it, do you?

No monster has ever gotten out of here!

That's not true! The Invisible Man did.

No, he didn't. We just told you that

so you wouldn't get upset.

He died of a heart attack 25 years ago.

No!

Yeah... in that very chair.

He's still there.

You see what I'm saying? Nobody's

leaving. Nobody's ever getting out.

Good news, monsters! You're getting out!

Until today.

So let me get this straight, Monger.

You want us to fight an alien robot.

And, in exchange,

the president of these United States

authorised me to grant you

your freedom.

I can't believe it!

Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms...

...or he'll be in mine.

I can't wait for spring break

back at Cocoa Beach, just

freaking everybody out.

And I'll go back to my lab

and finally finish my experiments.

No! That's me, B.O.B.

- Then I'll be a really giant lady.

- That's Susan, B.O.B.

Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto

and be with Derek.

That's still Susan, B.O.B.

I think I, at least,

deserve a chance to be with Derek!

All right, let's go!

Everybody move in an orderly fashion!

This is an emergency!

We are evacuating the city!

Exact change is appreciated,

but not necessary!

Let's move out!

This is San Francisco!

This isn't far from my home!

Feel the wind on your antennae.

Isn't this wonderful?

I haven't been outside in 50 years.

It's amazing out here!

It's hotter than I remember.

Has the Earth gotten warmer?

That'd be great to know.

That would be a very convenient truth.

- Now that's a robot!

- It's huge.

Try not to damage it too much.

I might want to bring it

back to the farm!

No, no, no, wait! You didn't say

anything about it being huge!

Wait! No! Don't leave!

I think he sees us.

Hello! Hi! How you doing?

Welcome! We are here to destroy you!

I can't fight that thing.

I can't even... I've never...

I'm hyperventilating.

Does anybody have a giant paper bag?

Relax.

Old Link's got this under control.

Hide in the city, Susan.

You'll be safe there.

But stay away from the Tenderloin!

It's a little dicey!

Finally, some action.

I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can

into a really dented oversized tin can.

OK! Does anybody have

a 20 on Insectosaurus?

Wow!

Would you look at the size of that...

Foot!

I got him, you guys! I got...

Don't worry, I won't let go!

I'm wearing him down!

Please tell me he's slowing down!

Get to the city, Link.

I'll catch up with you as soon as I can.

Or maybe you'll have to

catch up with me.

Oh, no! No, no, no!

OK, OK. I got this.

Yep, that hurt.

Get in! I have a plan!

Hot dogs!

All right, Link, I'm going to pull up

alongside it! You get up in there,

get to its

central processing unit, and...

- Hey, guys, catch me!

- No!

Let's go, let's go! Keep it moving!

Hey! No honking!

Excuse me! Coming through!

On your right! No control!

Oh, no.

OK! It's going to be OK!

Look, I'm gonna get you out of there!

Hold on a second!

We have to get off the bridge before...

No, no, no! Get away from me!

Coming through! Watch it!

Hey, furball, where you been?

Yeah, I know.

Papa's a little out of shape.

Excuse me! He's trying to kill me!

Why is it doing that? Why would it...

Wow.

- Wow. You're doing great!

- I'm doing everything!

Not for long. Come on, you guys.

Let's take this thing down!

A deflector shield. Typical.

You can't crush a cockroach!

Right, right.

Here we go.

Insectosaurus!

Insectosaurus!

- B.O. B!

- What?

- Help me!

- Sorry.

- I was staring at this bird over there.

- Get these people off the bridge!

Got it.

No, B.O. B!

Move the dividers!

Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.

Go, go, go, go!

Link!

Oh, I don't feel good.

OK. Susan, you can do this.

All right. Let's take this thing down.

Retrieval has failed.

Don't get upset.

It happens to everyone.

That lower life form thinks

she can steal my Quantonium?!

Send another probe at once!

Quantonium cannot

be retrieved via robot.

Carbon-based life form, locally known

as Susan, is now too strong.

Oh, you think because

you're all big and strong

and you can destroy my robot probe

that you're gonna send me

running and hiding?!

My days of running and hiding are over!

Computer, set a course to Earth.

I will retrieve the Quantonium myself,

even if I need to rip it out of her body

one cell at a time!

Careful, it's hot.

Three weeks ago, if you had asked me

to defeat a giant alien robot,

I'd have said, "No can do".

But I did it! Me!

I'm still buzzing.

Did you see how strong I was?! Probably

isn't a jar in this world I can't open.

You were positively heroic, my dear.

I especially loved how you

saved those people on the bridge.

It was a nice touch.

Wasn't she amazing, Link?

Yeah, she was great.

Really cool. Loved it.

Oh, poor Link.

After all that tough talk,

you were out-monstered by a girl.

- No wonder you're depressed.

- Hey, I'm not depressed. I'm tired.

Why are you tired?

You didn't do anything.

Well, I haven't been sleeping well.

I got sleep apnes... apnea.

Whatever. It's not fun.

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