Monsters Vs Aliens Page #5

Wow. You really get around.

To the extraction chamber!

Look. What is it that you want from me?

You have stolen what is rightfully mine!

I didn't steal anything from you.

Your enormous, grotesque body

contains Quantonium,

the most powerful substance

in the universe.

Did you really think

you could keep it from me?

That's what this is all about?

You destroyed San Francisco,

you terrified millions of people...

...you killed my friend,

just to get to me?

Silence!

Your voice is grating on my ear nubs.

It's a shame you won't be around to see

what the power of Quantonium

can do in the tentacles

of someone who knows how to use it!

I know how to use itjust fine!

Don't bother.

That force field is impenetrab...

What the Flagnard?!

That should stop your puny...

Computer, close door, hangar two!

Close door, hangar three!

Door, hangar four!

Close them all!

Computer, begin extraction!

Finally, I can rebuild my

civilisation on a new planet.

Any thoughts on where

I should set up shop?

Your planet, perhaps?

You keep your

slimy tentacles off my planet!

If you wanted to stop me,

you should have done it

when you possessed the Quantonium!

Now you're nothing.

There are innocent people

down there who didn't do anything!

There were innocent people on my

home planet before it was destroyed.

- I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.

- Oh, don't be.

I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused?

After I reveal my tale to you,

everything will become crystal clear.

Computer, initialise cloning machine.

Yes, Gallaxhar.

Many zentons ago,

when I was but a squidling,

I found out my parents were...

No child should ever

have to endure that!

So I went on the road with a giant...

And soon thereafter was married!

Things were going well,

until she wanted to...

And then I was all, "No way!", and she

was all, "Yes, way", and I was like...

But I've told you too much already!

Let the birth of my new planet,

now called...

..."Gallaxhar's Planet" begin!

Once again,

a UFO has landed in America,

the only country UFO's

ever seem to land in.

Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?

Okey-dokey.

We now take you, live, to a transmission

from the alien spacecraft.

Humans of Earth, I have come in peace.

You need not fear me.

I mean you no harm.

However, it is important to note most of

you will not survive the next 24 hours.

And those who do survive will be

enslaved and experimented on.

You should in no way

take any of this personally.

It's just business. So just to recap:

I come in peace, I mean you no harm

and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.

OK, boys, set the terror level

at code brown

'cause I need to change my pants.

- What're we gonna do now, Doc?

- I...

I don't know.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

We're not gonna let Insecto die in vain.

We're gonna get up there, find Susan,

and we're gonna take that alien down!

All right, you got enough juice

in those jetpacks to get up there,

but not enough to make it home.

I'll come get you if I can.

If I don't, it means I'm dead. Or late.

I've been your warden

for close to 50 years.

That's no longer the case.

For what it's worth...

- That's rude. What did we do?

- No, B.O.B., that's not rude.

That's a sign of respect.

General, it's targeting us!

That's the idea, Lieutenant.

Hold your course.

Steady.

Steady.

Hard right! Hard right!

I can't shake it!

Hang on to your socks!

We're going for a ride!

That's why I always

wear a parachute, Lieutenant.

You can let go of me now, Lieutenant.

Who are you signalling?

We're right here.

Hey, zip it!

Clone!

- Hail Gallaxhar!

- No, not all of you. You, there.

How do I do this? Three back.

No, no, no, no. That guy next to you.

The one I'm pointing at!

You! The one...

You, clone! Yes! Good!

Take the prisoner to the incinerator.

She's useless to us now.

- Hail Gallaxhar.

- Hail me.

Wow. Ginormica ain't so...

"ginormic" anymore.

How are we supposed to get to her?

There's too many of them.

It's impossible.

I may not have a brain, gentlemen,

but I have an idea.

This is not going to work.

Halt!

I... Gallaxhar, command you

to hand over the prisoner this instant.

Clearly, you are defective

beyond repair.

Guards, take this defective clone

to the incinerator!

Well, what are you waiting for?

You and you!

- Seriously?

- Yes! Take the prisoner

and the defective clone

to the incinerator!

- Of course, sir.

- Here's a security pass, just in case.

- Would you like a gun?

- Yes, I would.

Hey, guys, look.

OK.

I can't believe you guys

came to save me. Thank you.

Don't mention it.

We monsters got to stick together.

But I'm not a monster anymore.

I'm just me.

My dear, no matter what your size,

you'll always be...

...nothing but a filthy,

carbon-based life form!

Hail Gallaxhar!

Hail Gallaxhar.

These disguises are the bomb!

That's it! Follow me.

- The only way to save the Earth...

- Hail Gallaxhar!

Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...

- Hail Gallaxhar!

- Hail Gallaxhar.

...to save the Earth

is to blow up this ship...

- Hail Gallaxhar!

- Hail Gallaxhar.

...before the invasion starts.

- How are we gonna do this?

We need to find the main power core.

Excuse me, could you direct us

to the main power core?

Gladly. It's right there,

above the extraction chamber.

Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar.

- Watch out!

- Look out, brainless!

Give me that thing!

A weapon like this needs to be

in the hands of someone responsible.

What?!

Hail Gallaxhar?

Monsters!

- Monsters.

- Monsters?!

Attention, all aliens!

Destroy all monsters!

You want some of this?!

Ninja!

You want to hurt my friends,

you'll have to go through me!

Oh, yeah.

Susan!

I can't believe we made it!

O... M... G.

Warning:
Intruder.

You'll never figure out my colour code.

A hexadecimal colour code system.

This won't be but a moment.

Red, green, blue,

yellow, orange, baby blue,

purple, pink, mauve, gold,

brown, mocha, avocado, adobe gold!

Doc, come on, dance!

Your busted, tired dance moves

are no match for my security protocols.

- We can't hold them off much longer!

- One thing you don't know about me!

My Ph. D... is in...

...dance! Dance! Dance!

Security protocol breached.

Ship has been set to self-destruct.

Total annihilation

in T-minus six minutes.

- Well, launch the invasion then!

- Invasion no longer possible.

Oh, space balls!

Divert the Quantonium to the bridge,

and prepare my escape capsule!

Look at that! They're all

running scared! Monsters win!

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