Monsters Vs Aliens Page #6

I don't think

that's why they're running.

Ship will self-destruct

in T-minus five minutes.

Hail Gallaxhar!

We're not gonna make it!

Hang on!

Keep going!

It's no use. It won't budge.

If I was still Ginormica,

I could do this!

Get out of here

while you still got the chance!

No! Don't say that.

I'm not leaving you guys.

Yes, you are.

Rendezvous with Monger.

He's outside the ship, waiting for you.

Go while there's still time.

Ship will self-destruct

in T-minus four minutes.

Don't you worry about us, Susan.

You finally have a chance

to get your old life back.

I don't want my old life back.

They think they've stopped me?!

They've stopped nothing.

Female carbon-based life form,

or Susan, not contained.

What?!

Attention, robot probes!

Crush the earthling!

Robot bay has been destroyed.

Fire phasoid cannon!

Are you crazy?!

You could have killed me!

Then we understand each other.

Now, open the doors

and let my friends go.

Or what?

You don't actually think

you're a match for me, do you?

Quantonium has been

successfully diverted to the bridge.

Escape capsule ready for transport.

Like I told you before,

you should have defeated me

when you had the Quantonium.

Have fun exploding!

- Now open the doors.

- Even if I wanted to, I couldn't!

That's what happens

when you set a ship to self-destruct!

Now we're all going to die!

And there's nothing

you can do about it, Susan!

I wouldn't be so sure.

And the name is Ginormica.

Total annihilation

in T-minus one minute.

- It's been an honour knowing you, Doc.

- The feeling's mutual.

I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch.

That's right, B.O.B.

And there'll be candy

and cake and balloons.

Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna

be the best day ever! I love you guys!

By Hawking's chair!

Total annihilation

in T-minus 30 seconds.

- Where's Monger?!

- He's supposed to be here!

He said the only reason he wouldn't

be here is if he was dead!

Or late!

Insectosaurus?! You're alive!

And you're a... butterfly!

Eight...

...seven...

...six...

...five...

...four...

...three... two...

- Come on, come on!

...one.

Nothing happened. Maybe my count was...

There they are!

Here they come!

Yeah!

Oh, great.

Oh, boy.

- Susie Q!

- Daddy!

Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby,

I knew that someday...

...you would, you know, save the Earth

from an invasion from outer space.

Thank you, but it wasn'tjust me, Mom.

Excuse me! Hello!

Coming through! How are you?

- Susan!

- Derek?

Baby, I thought long and hard

about what happened between us.

And I want you to know...

...I forgive you.

You forgive me?

Of course. It wasn't your fault you got

hit by a meteor and ruined everything.

And you know what?

I say maybe you didn't ruin everything.

I just got a call from New York.

They offered me network.

All I have to do is get

an exclusive interview from you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I get my dream job

and you get your dream guy.

It's a win-win for Team Dietl.

Derek...

...that's amazing.

- Is the camera rolling?

- Absolutely.

Good. Because I wouldn't want

your fans to miss this.

This is Susan Murphy, saying,

"Goodbye, Derek!"

B.O.B., could you?

Derek, you are a selfish jerk,

and guess what?

I've met someone else.

She's lime green.

She has 14 little chunks

of pineapple inside her,

and she's everything

I deserve in life!

I'm happy now, Derek, without you!

It's over!

Turn it off.

Monsters, I'm so proud of you,

I could cry,

if I hadn't lost my tear ducts

in the war.

But not crying will have to wait.

The world needs you again.

What is it, General?

Seems a snail fell into

a French nuclear reactor.

As we speak, Escargantua

is slowly making its way to Paris.

Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

Now who's with me?

What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?

We're in.

- I'm in!

- Count me in, too.

Au revoir, sweetie!

- Have a safe flight!

- Yeah, and hang on!

Goodbye, Derek!

Good luck getting over me.

B.O.B., it's me

he's never going to get over.

Wait, wait! You were dating Derek too?!

That two-timing jerk!

Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman

of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,

General W.R. Monger!

Thank you, Mr President. What a

great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.

Very good, Warren. All right.

Let's get it started in here

Nerd?

Gentlemen, I have assembled

a preliminary budget estimate

for the rebuilding of San Francisco.

Zoinkers. This is going

to be a boring one.

Good time for a cup ofjoe.

Warren, how do you take it?

Hit me with a double venti

organic chocolate brownie

caramel Frappuccino, extra hot,

with one inch of foam...

...non-fat.

- You got it! Black it is.

Don't do it!

Wait!

My God, man! What have you done?!

Time to wave the white flag

and head for the bunker.

Let's check on the situation

in 500 years.

Who wants to freeze my head?

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