Monsters Wanted Page #5
and nobody's very snappy,
which is nice.
- I don't--I don't mean
to get smart, Dave.
All right, well,
If you want to--if--
ho, ho, ho!
The electrician's
a motherf***er.
- Why?
- Well, besides the fact that
he does shitty f***ing work,
and every f***ing wire
out there is nicked,
and I got to go redo
all the motherfuckers,
I just need to make sure
they're safe
and they're out there.
They're all nicked.
"Well, everything--this
whole f***ing thing for you
"has been a motherf***er.
I'm not doing another
motherfucking thing for you,"
and hung up on me.
[Scoffs]
He can go f*** himself.
- All right.
- [Sighs]
- Are we gonna be ready
for rehearsal?
- Yeah.
people to our rehearsal?
No.
I don't remember.
They're written down.
- Andrew and t.C.
- Well, if you go around
and start moving actors around,
you'll irk me.
That's fine. Then--
if you start ordering
the actors around,
we're going to have
a problem.
If you have a problem
with an actor,
then you can come
to the stage managers,
and they'll take care of it
and address it.
Okay. How is that gonna work,
Joe? Please tell me.
And we--you and I
are gonna go over here
and have
another conversation
away from everyone else.
- Let's go, chief.
- Meow.
- I tried to politely
take it away from you.
F*** you! Go home!
Go the f*** home!
Come on, come on.
Come on.
- Are they over there,
fighting?
- They went to talk to Kenny,
I bet.
- The exact words were,
"whatever I tell an actor to do,
they're gonna do."
They're paid employees.
[Indistinct conversation]
- So, guys, what are we
all doing here?
- [Laughs]
Waiting for janel.
- Waiting on the drama
to resolve.
Then we can get
some work done.
- For one
of the other partners,
you know, he'd been here
since he started.
We came into this process
a little late,
Joe and I, so he
has animosity to us.
- Joe means--means well.
It's just, I think everybody's
Uh, Joe feels like
he wasn't--I mean, everybody--
I think
it's communication.
Uh, those two have had
a breakdown in communication
a little bit,
for a while.
- We're out here every day.
We've called
every friend we know.
We've done every favor.
the things we can't.
And we haven't seem him
until a week ago.
And now he's trying to come in
and take over,
and, well, obviously,
that irks everyone else
on the team.
There's always
one bad apple in the bunch.
You know, one wild card.
You don't know what's gonna
come out of whose mouth next.
Everyone's on the same page
and understands
what's happening,
except for the apple.
[Fishing hole by viva viva]
- We don't want to go
when we get old
- I think I need
the stress-relieving bobcat.
- every day's the same
out the window
- roughly speaking,
we're just behind and screwed,
so we're gonna--
we gotta slam it.
down here,
and you're like,
"aah!"
- Every day's the same
out the window
passing
- what's the theory behind
how everything's being done?
- I'm running out of money.
- We don't want to go
when we get old
- I think we can be done
a week after we open.
- Rich and janel
are the bosses,
and I follow them
perfectly.
- And then a zombie
comes over here,
and they're like, "bleh,"
so you're like, "aah!"
And then the floor drops,
'cause you guys are,
"I'm gonna blow the sh*t
out of these motherfuckers!"
Boom! And you're like, unh.
Zombie disappears.
- I been looking
at photographs
- I emailed it to you,
I emailed it to dusty,
I emailed it to Nikki, and I
emailed it to April so that--
- I'll go dig back
through all the emails
to find it right now,
when I need it.
No problem.
Peter Piper's peppers sounds
like a kindergarten book.
- Yes. And more.
It does not.
- Tell me it does not.
- I know,
but we already did it,
and we've been doing it
for the last hour.
- Why do I have a razor blade
in my pocket?
- I don't know.
- I got more wonderful mail.
I opened it up.
It was a Halloween card.
It was
nightmare before Christmas.
I'm looking at it.
Ooh, a bag of lorazepam.
Somebody sent me
anxiety medicine.
And it had a little note
in there,
"don't go too crazy."
in here, opens the door,
and you go, "aah!"
And you go running out.
- I was like, you know,
I've never actually had my head
shaved before, so f*** it.
Might as well.
- I'm about to have it all
pretty much shaved off,
all for the character.
- We've been getting home
so late at night
that I go to the computer,
and I start working.
I fall asleep
at the computer,
and then wake up at 7:30,
and we're out the door again.
- "Tired" implies
I get sleep.
But sleep?
I'm not sure right now.
- I'm not a millionaire.
I can't afford to put
real siding on the houses.
I can't afford to buy
So we're doing
what we can.
- And the zombie
comes over here,
closes the door,
and resets.
That's how it goes.
- I didn't get that.
Can you do it
one more time?
[Indistinct chatter]
- Okay, makeup's gonna be
primary here,
secondary here,
tertiary here.
Boxes are gonna be
on this wall,
this wall,
and under here.
- So I was supposed to go
get makeup today?
- Yeah.
- When did you tell me that?
- Yesterday.
- You said that
you were gonna go to horner's
and pick up makeup
when you went to horner's.
- I did?
- Yes.
- Kaley, we may not have
the makeup to do tonight.
- I need to be building,
but I'm going to do
what we have to do tonight
with actors.
- Which is what?
- Semi-practice
dress rehearsal,
makeup, costume attempt
number one.
All will be well,
somehow.
Not sure how yet,
but it'll all work.
- Aah!
- God damn it, Pete!
- You knew it was coming.
- I did.
- Nice.
- [Laughs]
- He just laughs at you.
- It's only me and him
in this room alone,
and I'm
a little bit afraid.
I'm a little bit afraid
that he's gonna
scare the hell out of me.
- Because you're not gonna
get used to me.
[Laughs]
- I'm doomed.
- Pete, your laughter--
your laughter is like
music to my ears.
We love Pete.
It's like music, music.
- [Laughs]
- Welcome back
to the start of the asylum
haunted scream park stop.
Our whole season's
about to get going,
and we all know
it's going to be
an interestingly wild,
hard season.
So I wanted
to welcome you in again.
"a," we're gonna
get everybody in costume.
Dusty and kaley are gonna start
hollerin' out people,
and we're gonna be walking
through the scenes,
more or less starting
front to back in the haunts,
taking you in
and working on costumes.
- I'm glad we're getting
to do this
'cause it'll work
all the kinks out,
and then we'll get everything
streamlined on Wednesday,
and I think we'll be
good to go on Friday.
- I need a cigarette.
- I need James, torin,
April, and Alex.
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