Monsters Wanted Page #6
- Come on, what about me?
- No. You're last now.
[Kick back
by sick of sarah]
- I get to work in scrubs,
and I didn't have to go
to school for it.
I'll be
in the isolation cage,
so yeah,
I'm gonna be gross.
It's gonna be awesome.
- It's not like anything
I've ever worn,
but I like it.
- Turn it over
to the flip side
looking for your answers
your route to crawl
and you'll tell
all your friends
- I will be, what?
A commando ninja girl
who will shoot you
if you've been bitten.
- For the kickbacks,
ripping on the rejects
they call their friends
- one has optional pants
that match.
Do you want a costume?
- They ain't gonna be looking.
- Okay.
- When that chainsaw
comes out of the refrigerator,
they're done.
- I know.
- Because they're gonna
run right out the door,
they're gonna fall down
on that ramp,
and I'm gonna be
right on top of 'em,
and I ain't gonna let 'em
get off that ramp.
- I know.
- And it's not a place
in time
we're just hoping
that you'll find
- I've done this
for 15 years.
You need to impress me,
okay?
Yes, you have
to impress the customers,
but you have
to impress me too,
'cause if not,
you won't get candy.
Let's walk and put everybody
in their seats.
You're not a zombie yet.
The infect--it's a virus.
So you've been infected,
but you haven't fully turned,
so you're crazy.
- Okay, okay.
Okay, I might be able
to make it work.
- You have to use a little bit
of imagination here
because not quite
all of it's done yet.
But I'm gonna be in the maze
somewhere, going around,
being behind the scenes,
moving the walls.
I will have different wigs,
um, and different bits
of costume
to help solidify the effect
of me being different people,
which is the reason
that this is gone.
We're puppets,
but I found my strings,
and now the strings
are cut.
Let the symphony begin.
- Something
we might have left behind
- As the groups
are coming through,
if you start getting
backed up,
you're going to have
in order to
move people through faster.
Kaley, you ready?
- Yes!
- Take your groups and go!
- Just keep walking.
- What the hell?
- Oh, yeah. I have
to pee first, though.
- Our rehearsal
didn't go well, um,
in that I didn't know
what we were doing
or how we were doing it.
Yeah, he keeps hurting himself.
Look.
He's--he's done that already,
and then he did--
- see, the first time
I come out--
- he did that
the other day.
- He hurt himself last time.
- So I hit it,
and when I hit it,
the dumb thing,
it come out, and it cut my arm.
[Screaming]
[Laughs]
- Cover this with something,
but we need to
get you a handle.
- No, no, no.
You don't need to cover that.
I know now.
I know the door will slam.
- You're not bleeding
on customers.
- I can if I want to.
- No, you cannot.
- Yes, I can.
- No, it's against health codes.
- I can make 'em bleed.
- Okay.
- [Laughs]
- I'm just kidding.
Don't you dare.
- [Laughs]
- So while I was trying
to talk to my actors
and have them put in place
and get ready
for me to come around
and do it again,
most of 'em were just,
"okay, I did it," and left.
[Overlapping chatter]
- Do we stay here?
[Chatter]
- I don't want to stay here
in the dark.
- Well, you're gonna
be doing it for, like,
eight hours a night,
aren't you?
- Yeah, but I'm gonna
have a laser, though.
That's some type
of light.
- You got an iPhone.
- We can't even go back...
And, like, hang out?
- No, you can go back and talk
with Greg and Dustin.
'Cause I think
you're grouped with them.
- Okay, 'cause I don't want
to just stand here in the dark.
- They're back that way.
- This way?
- That way, yeah.
But you can walk around
on the outside.
That's what I just did.
- I can't do this.
[Laughter]
[Murmuring]
Oh, my God,
seriously, no.
[Laughter]
Not doing this.
- Um, like, what happened?
- I went over, and I did
the walk-through first
to check on zombie city,
'cause I was right there.
- Yeah.
I didn't know what you guys
were planning on doing,
and then, like, that's why I
wanted you to come and help me,
'cause I didn't know
what you guys
had planned on actually
having them do.
- Oh, okay.
- And so I was like,
well, you know--
- I'm sorry. I thought rich
was with you guys.
- No.
I--like, I tried to put them
in their scenes,
and then I was like,
"okay, go ahead and do this,
do this," and then they
started following us too.
And I was like, "well, I can't
just leave them in the dark,"
because there's
no lights out there,
and--and then krista
freaked out and left.
- You need to say,
"this is your spot. Sit."
- Yeah, and I did.
Most of 'em did.
- [Moaning]
- We're having
a conversation.
- Oh, okay.
- Quick, rich.
How'd it go?
- Fantastic!
F***.
- I think
the most disappointing thing
was knowing that my actors
were underprepared,
just because
our--our rehearsal
had not gone
terribly well,
and there were some major
miscommunications that happened.
- There's a bit of 'em
on the, uh, stage.
- Okay. All right.
Oh, that's disgusting.
- We're gonna build
our asses off with a hammer.
[Drilling]
- God!
- Okay, let's go
build us a carnival.
[Saw buzzing]
- We're at least over halfway
done with the frames,
which is great.
Who knew?
Just cut some wood,
and you can just
build something real quick.
I'm known as Shawn of the dead
in the community.
It's a
performance art/freak show.
[High-pitched]
I'm all pretty.
[Normal voice]
I'll hammer nails into my face.
[Tapping]
Power drills.
Shove big hooks.
[Onlookers scream
and groan]
- God!
- [Clears throat]
Most people
don't understand.
I don't know why.
- I should probably
wear safety glasses,
which I'm not.
[Laughs]
I'm pretty sure we're not
using the sawhorses right,
'cause I've never actually
used sawhorses,
which I know is actually
the safer way to do this.
I'm probably doing
Yeah, no, that's not safe.
Don't do that.
- I had to fix this part.
- It was crinkled
a little bit?
- Yeah.
- What do you think it was?
- Well, I think
that's the rain.
- They were supposed to
use plastic,
and they used this stuff.
This stuff lets water
permeate it.
Wasted time,
wasted money.
This time of year,
I'm reminded about, like,
why do I keep doing it?
And I keep on telling myself,
next year,
or whatever's here,
if I buy something,
it's an investment,
and we don't have
to hopefully buy as much
the following year,
but we've always bought
more and more.
- Yeah.
- Credit cards
are so maxed out
by the time
October comes around,
you hope November,
you can pay 'em off.
- [Laughs]
- I need you upstairs.
She's shopping
for scary sh*t,
and this is
carnival sh*t day.
Like, carnival sh*t.
How much?
- [Clears throat]
- I just found
Halloween bears.
- You can't say,
"I don't know."
That does not work for me.
- [Clears throat]
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