Monte Carlo Page #2
Nobody pinch me.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Miss! Mademoiselle! That way.
How are they all
moving so fast?
Well,
they're not wearing
four-inch hoochie heels, for starters.
Let me tell you something
about shoes, Meg.
They ain't hurtin',
they ain't helpin'.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Whew! Much better.
Thank you very much.
No problem, any time.
Oh. Australian.
Mind your step.
Precious cargo.
Good day.
Oh, no more wine.
Sorry. Finished, finished. No more.
What is that?
(PROTESTING IN FRENCH)
Eat soon. Quick.
- No, I can't eat that.
- WAITER:
Pardon.Uh, I need a fork.
- Well...
- TOUR GUIDE:
Eat quickly, please.Uh, I need a spoon.
TOUR GUIDE:
Quickly, please. Okay.Thank you. On your right.
You have no luggage?
EMMA:
"TheJunior Ambassador Suite
"offers luxury accommodation,
sumptuous decor,
"and oozes charm."
Oozes.
Guys, the room
doesn't matter.
Well, there has to be
some kind of mistake.
Oh, yeah, why don't you
just toddle downstairs
and sort it all out,
en franais?
Can we just please
make the best of it?
I mean, we'll hardly
ever be here.
Look, I'll take the cot.
(EXCLAIMS)
MEG:
Oh, look.I found the spa facilities.
Oh, great.
Now find an outlet,
because my phone is dying
and I don't want
to miss when Owen calls to apologize.
And when he does,
I need you guys... Oops.
You guys to act like
we're having a really good time, okay?
We are having
a good time.
No one is having
a good time.
How can you complain?
I get it, it's your thing,
but come on, we're in Paris.
Ah, bonjour!
EMMA:
Got it!TOUR GUIDE:
Everybody off.(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
Okay.
EMMA:
Wow.(BREATHING HEAVILY)
We're up real high.
You okay?
Yeah.
GRACE:
Do youhave any change?
EMMA:
Meg has got some.(MEG SIGHS)
Hey, Meg, who's that guy?
What guy?
Dude, that guy clocking you.
That guy, right there.
Wow. You can see
everything from up here.
There is the Grand Palais,
Les Invalides.
There's our bus.
GRACE:
Oh, yeah. Huh.Hello, again.
Hi.
Look, there's Madame Valerie.
I saw you at Sacre-Coeur
yesterday, didn't I?
EMMA:
Wait a second.Are they...
They're leaving.
My name's Riley. What's yours?
GRACE:
Meg,the bus is leaving!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
EMMA:
Oh, God.(MEG GROANS)
Wait, the elevator's
right here.
We don't have time!
Excuse me!
No, wait!
(SINGING) Ten minutes to go
Go, go, go!
Yeah, I've got to go home
Ten minutes to go
Hurry!
Everybody disappear
You're in it on your own
Ten minutes to go
You know you wanna stay home
Ten minutes to go
Yeah, you wanna stay home
Ten minutes to go...
Emma, come on!
(WHIMPERS)
(EXCLAIMS)
- Stop the bus!
- Wait!
Excuse me.
- Don't leave!
- Wait!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Wait!
Wait! No! No!
- No!
- Come back.
This tour
is ass.
Okay, Meg,
it's a disaster! Are you happy?
Hey, it's okay.
No, it's not.
What is the matter with you?
I'm just being honest.
She's right.
I single-handedly chose
the worst tour in all of Paris.
How did you choose it?
Meg, I'm not quite
up to reviewing my process right now.
So let's just say
that I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
Emma, I'm sorry
that you wasted your savings.
No, you got us here.
I'm even sorry
that you got dragged into this
and that I'll have to
hear about it every
Thanksgiving and Christmas
for the next
however many years.
Grace.
But most of all,
I'm sorry that I ever thought I was the kind
of person that could come to Paris.
I'm sorry.
Can we just leave it at that?
(EMMA SHRIEKS)
(EMMA GROANS)
How far is our hotel?
Wait, where you going?
Inside.
She's here. Cordelia!
Cordelia, please!
Grace, wait!
What?
What in the heck
was that all...
Oh, nice and big.
MEG:
There she is.No ticket? No itinerary?
I am sorry,
but there is nothing.
And how do you propose
I travel to Monte Carlo in the morning?
(CRYING)
Hey, Grace, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah, Grace,
you just got to pull it together.
Okay, don't!
Don't be sweet
and don't be
whatever it is that you are.
Just don't talk to me.
(DOOR SLAMS)
Meg.
These are cloth.
Mademoiselle Scott,
Mademoiselle Scott... No, Miss Scott,
I explain to you.
I have checked and
there is nothing. No sign of package.
(EXHALES)
Does anyone here
speak English?
This is not English
we are speaking?
It's me, Cordelia.
Yes, I'm still in Paris.
Mother's forcing me to go to some
charity thing to repair my rep.
I don't know.
Polar bears, hungry people.
Where are you?
Majorca! Hmm.
If I leave now,
I can catch a flight
and be on the beach
by the morning.
No, I won't even check out.
Mummy will think
I'm off doing her errand.
By the time she works out
that I'm not there or here...
Let me call you
when I get to the airport.
GRACE:
Emma.It may take a while.
It appears to be raining...
GRACE:
Can youhand me a towel?
...quite hard.
(SIGHS) Thanks for nothing.
Who was that head case?
Who does she think
she is?
(SIGHS)
EMMA:
I'm telling you,trust us.
GRACE:
You guys, easy.Look at this.
Look, with her hair pulled back.
(GASPS) You look just like her.
I look nothing like her.
You didn't even see her.
I heard her.
Yeah,
that's the same thing.
That's crazy.
- Look this way.
- You guys are like twins.
Stop it!
Scowl. (GROWLS) Do it.
If only you were British.
Mummy wants me
to help people, poor people.
But I hate poor people.
How are you
doing that? That's really creepy.
Who cares?
It kind of sounds like
a mean Mary Poppins. I like it, do more.
Okay. I want
to go to Spain.
I want to see my friends.
I want a golden goose.
Excuse me, Miss Scott.
Good news.
The courier successfully
located your package.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, no, I'm not...
She's not...
No. No, there has
been a mistake.
Yes, yes, we know.
We are so, so sorry.
Your package
will be here in the morning.
In the meantime,
we have found,
as you requested,
a 26-pound langouste.
I shall take it in my room.
In the room.
(SIGHS)
Can you imagine having a room like
this and not even staying in it?
Yeah. So, we're not
staying here.
Meg, you watching?
Great, now we have
to make the bed.
GRACE:
Meg,can you just...
EMMA:
Relax.GRACE:
We're just resting.Oh!
Chocolate.
Mmm!
It's like money.
Meg, come on,
it's been a really long day.
Let's... Let's bond.
Fine.
(SIGHS) Okay.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello.
Oui?
Oui, oui?
What time is it?
Oui, oui?
Meg.
Meg! Hey, wake up.
Oh, frak!
Who fell asleep?
Oui!
What did they say?
I'm not a hundred
percent sure,
but I think
my car is here.
MANAGER:
Oh, Mademoiselle Scott!Just keep moving.
Miss Scott.
Miss Scott!
Miss Scott, your package.
Your package has arrived this morning.
Take it.
Just take it.
Merci.
Let's help you
to your car.
No! We're fine.
MANAGER:
Oh, yes, please!GRACE:
Thank you, again.Miss Scott.
(ALL CLAMORING)
Your car is waiting.
No, thank you.
But we'll walk.
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