Moonwalkers Page #6

to f***ing call Dickford.

Who's Dickford?

Kidman.

Yes, sir.

How are you doing?

How am I doing?

Where the hell

have you been?

You were supposed to call me

first thing this morning.

I know.

I had some trouble.

What kind of trouble?

Hold on, sir.

What kind of trouble

did I have?

Tell him

you got lost.

I got lost.

What do you mean

you got lost?

What do I mean

I got lost?

You were in a bar,

and then you walked out...

I was in a bar,

and I walked out.

But then you didn't know

whether to go left or right.

But I didn't know

whether to go left or right.

But then I thought,

"Right, I'm going to go left."

That's it.

What the f***

are you talking about?

What's the state

of the operation?

Apollo 11 is in deep space.

We need that footage!

Hello, sir?

Is that you there?

Are you f***ing

with me, Kidman?

Where's Kubrick?

Can I call you back?

No. Don't, don't,

don't hang up, Kidman.

I'll call you

right back, okay?

Don%, don%.

Don't hang up!

Kidman!

I don't think

that went too well.

I thought

it was beautiful.

Kidman!

What a day

for a daydream

What a day

for a daydreaming boy

1-7 And I'm lost

in a daydream .67

Dreaming about

my bundle of joy

And even if time

ain't really on my side

it's one of those days

for taking a walk outside

I'm blowing the day

to take a walk in the sun

And fall on my face

on somebody's new-mowed lawn

I've been having

a sweet dream

I've been dreaming

since I woke up today

it's starring me

and my sweet dream

'Cause she's the one

makes me feel this way

Ana' even if time

is passing me by a lot

I couldn't care less

about the dues you say I got

Tomorrow I'll pay the dues

for dropping my load

A pie in the face

for being a sleepy bull toad

You been having fun,

Agent Kidman?

My, my, my.

People up high are starting

to worry about your progress.

You're blowing

my cover, you prick.

Everything

was under control.

Under control?

Oh my word,

you got to be kidding me.

He's playing an alien.

It's part of the cover story.

Well, you don't need

your cover story anymore.

We're instigating

phase two of the operation.

You don't think

we're going to let you run

the show alone, do you?

Everything is done.

Nothing left to do

except film it

and send back the footage.

Well I hope for your sake

it's convincing.

Don't push me,

you f***ing Gestapo!

Tom.

Who are these people?

All right, everybody,

get ready, we're going

to the set.

Get the f***

out of my way.

We got an address, boss.

I think we found them.

All right, everybody

take their places.

Let's prepare

the astronauts.

I told you this guy

was a Nazi.

Not too bad, huh?

He f***ing did it.

I'll be ready to transmit

in a half hour.

What is going on?

It can't end

like this, can it?

Just shut up

and listen to me.

I may still be able

to get you out of this,

but you got to listen

to everything I tell you.

Now, they're not going

to kill us as long as they

don't have the footage.

But it's got

to look real.

So you better be

really good out there.

Okay.

Hey! I'm Glen.

Glen?

Yes, the lead singer,

for f***'s sake.

Oh, really?

How's it going?

You all right?

Are you okay, Leon?

No, I'm freaking out, man.

I don't think I can

go through with this,

to be honest.

Are you f***ed up?

No. No.

Well, yeah.

I took

some magic mushrooms.

Oh, for f***'s sake, Leon!

This is not

a time to do that!

I know, I just wanted

to take the edge

off the nerves.

But in retrospect,

it may not have been

a good idea

because I feel like...

I feel like my penis

is whispering to me.

It's saying

terrible things.

It's telling me that

my parents are cousins.

But I don't think they are.

Leon, listen to me.

Your penis isn't whispering

to you, okay?

That's just

the mushrooms talking.

I know this whole thing

is a little crazy.

Yeah.

We're nearly there.

All we've got to do

is just deliver this film

and we'll be clear

of the CIA.

And then we can go home.

Yeah, I understand

all that, man.

It's just the fact is

I'm looking at you right now

and your head

is the size of...

a tangerine.

And the rest of your body

is normal size.

It's just your head,

it's tiny.

It's just minuscule.

Leon.

Stop!

Now, of all

the stupid things

I've done in my life,

this is the one thing

I want to get right.

Okay.

And to do that, I need you

to sort your head out.

I need you, Leon.

Okay.

Come here.

We got pictures!

We got pictures!

Everything's ready.

Okay.

Und bitte.

Action!

Right. I think it's time

we sorted these c*nts out.

I'm going down

the ladder now.

One small...

man...

That's one small step

for man,

one giant leap for...

one small man.

Something like that.

What the f***

is he saying?

He's totally screwing

it up!

This is amazing,

isn't it, Jonny?

We're actually

on the moon.

Who's Jonny?

I'm Buzz Aldrin.

Oh sh*t, yeah.

Sorry.

Try not to swear, yeah?

Pull.

You got it, Buzz.

Buzz.

Bounce.

Buzz.

Buzz!

Pull higher!

Pull higher,

f***ing idiots!

Ow, ow!

Higher! F***!

One of my testicles

is caught in the wire.

I can't f***ing do it.

Just f***ing--

I can't do it!

For f***'s sake.

Put it in the ground.

Stick it in there.

It's not that easy, okay?

Do you want to try it?

For f***'s sake.

Just give it to me.

Yeah, put the ag...

Oh God!

I think I've been

sick out my back passage.

I feel some kind of liquid

on the backs of my legs.

What the f***

are you doing?

F***, man, I feel so sick.

That smells so bad.

I'll have

to take off my helmet.

You can't take off your helmet.

We're on the f***ing moon.

Where do you think

you're going?

To the toilet.

Is that okay?

Jackson, go with him.

Let me guess.

You must be the drummer.

Shut up, you septic ponce.

What the f***?

Keep the cameras rolling.

Everyone else, come with me.

Leon!

Woo!

Who are these a**holes?

Fly!

Woo!

Fly! Fly!

Well, f*** me.

Jesus Christ!

Who the f*** are these guys?

Jonny! Jonny!

- Look how high I'm going!

- Jonny!

Good morning!

Well, go on, then.

Come get me, old man!

You want

to f***ing have some?

F*** you!

And some of that!

How's that?

Come on!

You f*** with me?

F***!

I'm going to chop

your f***ing head off!

You lost, Kidman.

Now you die.

F***ing amateur.

Whoa.

He knocked the ag over.

Hey, Jonny!

Jonny!

Hey, Jonny.

I missed.

He's dead, Jonny.

You got him.

Did I?

Am I going to die?

No, man.

Are you sure?

Yeah, you fainted

'cause of the shock.

Oh.

We better leave town.

1-7 A man courageous

and free .67

A man who loves liberty

He may be gone,

but he'll live on

His spirit lives

throughout the land

Through hill and dale

will still prevail

Of the man

Oh

Los hombres descienden

sobre la Luna.

Dos hombres.

Uno de ellos

Que est tocando.

Surface is fine and powdery.

I can pick it up loosely

with my toe.

It does adhere in fine layers

like powdered charcoal...

Is that...

Is that us?

No, Leon.

They actually did it.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes