Most Likely to Die
- Year:
- 2015
- 90 min
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( dramatic theme music playing )
( phone ringing )
Hello.
- Did I wake you?
- No.
- Nobody's there yet, right? I left early.
- Nope.
Can you believe it's been
Oh, I feel so old.
It's gonna be great
seeing everybody though.
This isn't a good idea.
Listen, I know
you don't want people over,
but these are your friends,
your real friends.
Tonight we're gonna
get drunk, reacquainted,
help Simone fill out
her stupid name tags.
And then tomorrow
you and I are gonna be
the best-looking couple
at that reunion.
Whatever you say, Ashley.
Ray, baby, are you okay?
You know I don't give a damn
about that stupid
hockey thing, right?
Stupid hockey thing.
Right.
It just means you won't be
on the road all the time
and we can spend
more time together.
So just sit tight, baby.
I'm gonna take care of you.
I'll be there soon.
I'm fine.
( Horn honks )
Yoo-hoo!
Ray, baby, I've got a surprise.
Look at what you've done
with the family manor.
Your mama must love this.
( humming a tune )
All ready.
I am saving the rest
of the striptease for you.
Well, well...
This is nice.
"Find me"?
Ooh, fun and games.
I like it.
Seriously, Ray,
you're missing out.
Am I now?
Okay, Ray, I give up.
Now come out and ravage me.
( Object rustles )
I know where you are.
Fisher twins' party,
senior year.
You remembered.
Oh!
Goddamn it, Ray!
This is not how you get laid.
Come out, a**hole.
That's it. Creep.
- ( Door slams )
- ( gasps )
Ray?
Screw you.
I'm out of here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
( screams )
Oh, my God. Stop!
( Whimpering )
Oh, God, stop!
Please stop!
( screams )
( car engine revving
in distance )
I can't stop thinking of you
Tell me, tell me
Tell me
Do you feel
the way I feel?
Tell...
Okay.
Come on, girl, ante up.
Oh, that's gross.
Okay.
- Welcome back.
- Oh.
- Hi. You scared me.
- Help you with your bag?
Oh, no.
No, I think I got it, thanks.
All right, well, you let me
know if you need any help...
- Okay.
- ...Gabriella.
Do I know you?
Butcher's Red Ale,
Saturday night only.
Poker nights, that's
what you used to drink.
Tarkin.
What are you doing here?
Oh, Ray took me on,
you know, when I lost the store.
He brought me here
to be the caretaker
and look after his place
while he's on the road...
you know, hockey.
Okay, good to know.
Okay, I should go in.
Yeah, all right. Well, let me
know if you need anything.
Got it.
See you around.
All right.
Not if I see you first.
Ray! Ashley!
Is anybody home?
( sighs )
Okay.
Hello?
Wow, impressive.
Oh, my gosh, who would do that?
Oh, my goodness.
That's gross.
( chuckles )
Sh*t.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
- You came!
- Oh, my gosh.
- You're here.
- Jade.
I'm so... Stop.
I swear to God
I'm so mad at you
right now. Stop.
Did you find out about Brad?
You knew?
Why is he even coming?
He never even graduated.
Well, the faculty
is presenting him
with an honorary diploma,
you know, due to his
overwhelming success and all.
It's two days.
You'll live.
- One hint of a warning.
- Yeah, and you wouldn't have come.
Damn straight,
I wouldn't have come.
Well, go on then, go.
If you're gonna escape,
now is your chance, 'cause
everyone's gonna be here any minute.
( car horns honking )
Or right now.
It's too late.
You're doomed.
Stop, stop, stop.
( electronic music playing
over speakers )
Man:
A toast to us.
- ( all cheering )
- Cheers.
You'll be proud to know
that the goats
still reign as the best
senior prank ever.
Simone:
That was ridiculous.
organized by the cheerleaders.
And it sucked.
They TP'd
the goalpost
on the football field.
Simone:
And the sprinklers came on.
to clean, Mike, that's what.
I can attest to that, because the
football team had to clean it.
- Simone:
Thank you.- But the goats were still way better.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Wait, wait, I thought the
goats were Freddie's idea.
They were, yes,
but numbering three goats
"1, 2 and 4", that was me.
The faculty must have searched
for goat number three
for a week.
The phantom goat.
Ooh!
Simone:
Less goattalk, more name tags
for the reunion. Who would
like to get this sh*t done?
Yes, ma'am, Miss Most Likely
to Get What She Wants.
All I want right now is just spend
the rest of my life in that hot tub.
Gabriella:
How did I getwrangled into this?
Jade did not tell me that
there would be hard labor.
- Simone didn't have your number.
- Oh, okay.
Jade:
it's the yearbook
committee's responsibility.
Make fun of me all you want, but
I had to organize this reunion
- I helped, too.
Yeah, but you're here in town.
It's easier for you.
Okay, who here joined
Yearbook for the credits?
And it looked good
on my college application.
And who joined
for the hot teacher?
Yeah, of course.
Freddie:
So why did youjoin Yearbook, Gaby?
'Cause Brad joined Yearbook
for the hot teacher.
( Gasps )
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- What?
- Ray has an original.
- DJ:
No way.- Gaby:
I thought they were all destroyed.- I know.
Ray must have smuggled one.
We got so much sh*t for that.
I don't know if that's how I'd put it.
Could have been way worse.
That was not my fault. I shouldn't
have gotten into trouble at all.
How do you figure that? They way
I remember it, you did the eyes.
- We were so wasted.
- What's the point of poker night?
It was still
I just meant that it wasn't
my fault that it got out.
Ray's the tool who slipped
it into the yearbook,
and we all got detention
until graduation.
Detention was awesome.
We bonded.
It was replacing that page in
everyone's yearbook that sucked.
I still have scars on my fingers
from those stupid razors.
Lamont:
I can deal with alittle yearbook carving,
but Ray almost got expelled,
would have kissed that hockey
scholarship bye-bye.
Ray was lucky that sh*t went down
with John, took the heat off him.
You guys, the only
lucky thing that happened
was that nobody got killed.
You're acting like one thing
wasn't directly related
to the other.
You think John had a gun in his
locker because of the yearbook prank?
I definitely think it was the straw
that broke the camel's back.
Jade:
Gaby's right.
We had tortured that kid
since the first grade.
Yeah, Ray and just about everybody
else in the student body.
I'm just saying, you know,
happened if they didn't find it?
Simone:
Poor John Doe... Dougherty.
God, we never even called
him by his real name.
Whatever happened to John?
After he got expelled,
I think he went to Juvie.
I heard he eventually moved to
San Francisco with his mom.
Come on, guys.
New subject, right?
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