Mostly Ghostly: Have You Met My Ghoulfriend? Page #3

All right, listen up!

If any of you deadbeats

expects to pass my class,

you're gonna have

to get past Lester.

Uh, Lester?

Yeah, Lester.

The rope.

I'm on a first-name basis

with all of my apparati.

Side horse is Jimmy.

Medicine ball is Eric.

And the high bar is Tiffany.

Good times.

Why?

Why do you name all

your gym equipment?

I have my reasons.

All right, the men are up first.

Atherton! Stevens!

Doyle!

Brinkman, Freeman,

Hardy, Willis!

Move it. Move it. Move it!

Move it. Move it!

Are you waiting for a printed

invitation, Atherton?

Move it!

Could've been better.

Pass!

Stevens, come on.

Let's go.

Ring my bell, Stevens.

Ring my bell.

You make it look easy,

my friend.

Pass.

Doyle.

All right, Doyle.

Show me what you got.

Glad you're here.

I'm so glad I'm here too!

To watch you fail!

So, how do you want to do this?

Hand over hand! What do you

mean, "How you want to do it?"

Nicky, you grab him

under his arms.

Oh, uh...

No way, I'm ticklish!

What's being ticklish got to

do with climbing a rope'?

Maybe I should grab

him by his gym shorts.

What are you trying to do?

Give me a wedgie?

First of all, that's disgusting.

Second, I don't want

to give you a wedgie.

I grab his arms and

you push his butt.

No girl is pushing my butt.

Have you lost what is

left of your tiny mind?

Get up the rope!

Doyle!

I have other students waiting!

Doyle, get down here!

Okay, Max, let's go down now.

Oh, no, wait,

just a little bit longer.

Cammy's digging it.

Okay, Max, this is

just getting ridiculous.

You're trying to

impress her with a lie.

"Work with what you've

got," I always say.

You know what? I'm not

gonna be a part of this.

Tara! Tara!

Tara!

Oh!

Get off me.

Get off me!

- Get off me.

- Max.

It's just my neck.

You okay?

That was so cool,

but are you okay, Max?

Is Max okay? Oh...

He just dropped from the ceiling

and used me like an airbag

and you want to

know if Max is okay?

I just had to get up

the rope to pass, right?

Yeah. So?

Then I'm way more than okay.

Once this class picture

goes into the yearbook,

it's gonna haunt you

forever, all right?

So, let's see some big

smiles on those faces.

Hey, dweeb.

I can't deal with this anymore!

This is ridiculous.

I've had it! I've had

it with you people!

This is too good.

Hey, Doyle, your brother's almost

as big a loser as you are.

Up top!

Oh, yeah'?

Yeah.

Excuse me...

Mr. Doyle,

please sit down.

Well, check this out.

Not you, Mr. Doyle.

You...

Mr. Doyles!

Oh, man.

"Oh, what a dweeb I am."

"Oh, what a dweeb I am."

Wow!

You're a dweeb, all right.

A much bigger one

than your brother.

Boom!

Max!

Mr. Doyle!

Max!

Mr. Doyle!

Mr. Doyle!

Okay, um...

I think we're done here.

We are not done yet!

So, Max, how'd you do

on the dreaded rope test?

Uh...

Well, guess you could say

it ended with a big bang.

But I passed.

There you go;

Atta boy!

Proud of you!

Aren't you proud of

your brother, Colin?

I don't know if

I'd say "proud."

And Colin, how was

the photo shoot?

Did everyone enjoy it?

Yeah.

A little too much.

Well, guess it was a memorable

day for both you boys, huh?

Well, the day is not over yet is it, Dad?

Is that a cat?

Wait.

You can hear that?

Well, of course we can hear it.

It sounds like it's coming

from one of your rooms.

Oh, come on, you guys didn't bring

a cat in the house, did you?

I don't know

anything about a cat.

Uh, me neither.

Boys!

You know how allergic I am.

Whoa, whoa, Mom, don't look at me, okay?

I hate cats, you know that.

It's probably, monkey-face

Max, who loves cats.

You know, just a couple

of days ago, Max said

that he thought he heard

a cat in his bedroom.

Well, I better not find a cat

when I go up there, Max!

Or you're gonna be grounded

and that includes Halloween.

Mom, trust me, there is

no cat in the house.

Max, how could you?

Mom, please, lemme help you.

Max!

Little warning, please?

Sorry, man,

we're just so excited.

Look at this. We found a

book of spells. Yeah.

Can any of them make an

older brother disappear?

As an older brother

I certainly hope not.

Uh, speaking of which,

where is your family?

They all went upstairs. They think

there's a cat in the house.

There is a cat in the house.

Yeah.

It's Mauler.

- Mauler?

- Yeah.

Yes, Phears' cat.

I mean, he got stuck here when you

condemned Phears back to the cemetery.

Man, he'll do anything for that cat.

It's his pride and joy.

Yeah.

Great. A ghost cat.

Next I'll be haunted by the spirit of

the goldfish I flushed when I was four.

Max. Now!

Coming.

Anyway, if everyone can hear him,

I don't think that's Mauler.

Let's go.

I'm warning you, Max. You'd

better be telling us the truth.

Dad, I told you. I don't

have a real cat up here.

Whoa!

Put that...

Geez.

Guys, it's just Charlie

from next door.

Keep it away from me, because I'm gonna

have hives for a week.

See, Dad, told you nerdy

boy had a cat up here.

I had nothing to do with it.

Oh, right. Max, then how did

he get into the dresser then?

It was Colin.

He walked in, went straight to

the dresser... Oh, stop it!

Because he knew the cat was in there.

Max, stop, stop it!

How obvious could he get?

Hey!

You wanna disobey us?

Fine, you're grounded.

Congratulations.

That means you come straight home

from school right into this room.

And that includes Halloween.

Let's go, honey.

And no computer.

And that's what you get for trying to

make me look stupid in front of my class.

Trying?

I've already told you

where the Doyles' house is.

Max's room is upstairs.

First door on the right.

Emma, Emma.

I can't leave the

graveyard in this form.

So it's very important that you

get this all correct. All right'?

Now when you find the brat,

you'll take him over

and control his every move.

Make his life a living nightmare

until he has no choice

but to give up that ring.

Then he'll be powerless

to protect Tara and Nicky.

And I can capture

them and use them

to force their father

to give me what I need

to complete my plan to rule the

realm of the living and the dead.

Okay, that's right.

I do this.

But only for a little while.

I get sleepy.

Emma, you can nap yourself

silly, when this is over.

But now our little plan is about to begin.

So wake up.

Go ahead.

Oh, and...

Emma! Emma!

Don't forget my cat, please.

Morn, Dad, about that cat.

Hey, I'm surprised your mother

got any sleep at all last night,

after that stunt you pulled.

And by the way, she got to her

allergy medication just in time.

I'm sorry you had to go

through any of that, Mom.

But I didn't bring that cat in here.

Oh, just save it, Max.

You're so grounded, young man.

But Mom, Halloween's

the best night of the year.

You heard me.

Oh, and did you clean up the mess

that cat made in Colin's room?

Not only did I clean it,

Colin took my room

and made me sleep in his

because of the smell.

This behavior is not like you.

And for your information, your brother is

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