Mostly Ghostly: Have You Met My Ghoulfriend? Page #4

a great... Hey. Great role model for you.

He's disciplined.

He always applies himself.

And what is with the pajamas?

Have you been eating a lot

of cheese or something?

Here, have some breakfast.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

We don't play games

at the table.

Come on, here.

- Colin!

- Colin!

Whoa!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

No, not on my couch.

Get off my couch.

Colin!

This isn't funny, Colin.

What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

WOW!

Whoa, but that was

really good though.

Oh!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

- Do what?

- I don't know!

Get something. Get...

Call 9-1-1?

And say what?

From the light of Earth,

the dark descends.

Should they return?

That all depends.

Son?

Colin, honey.

What's wrong with you?

It's like Cirque

du Soleil in here.

What are you talking about?

What are we talking about?

Take a look at the house.

Is that syrup?

Can I have some pancakes?

Ah! There you are.

Did you get my cat?

It's exhausting being berserk.

I dead tired.

Pardon pun... Pardon pun...

It's a fine pun.

So did it work? Did you get the

ring off that brat's finger?

I go inside brat.

I get him to go crazy.

Good. Then I make him

tear up kitchen.

Cause his parents much much worry.

Good, good.

Then other boy use ring, say

chant and scare me away.

What? What other boy?

There's only one boy who has the ring and

knows that chant and that's Max Doyle.

Well, this boy is

stupid-looking with red hair.

It's not Max.

It's his worthless,

goof brother Colin.

You weren't even

in the right victim.

Hey. hey. hey, hey!

What do you want from me?

I... No.

I don't know...

I go into first bedroom

on the right for you.

You tell me to haunt that goof.

Get your goof room straight.

Well, you'll have to try again.

Today at that brat's school.

I need to get that ring off his finger.

Halloween is coming.

My army of ghosts awaits

my command to arise

and take over

the bodies of the living.

There's no time to lose.

No, it's time to snooze.

I always thought dying

would make things easier.

But that's not how it works.

So why, then, almost four centuries

after it was hypothesized,

is Newton's law of

gravity disproven?

Miss Cahill.

Because Newton's theory only applied to the

gravitational force field up to 97,000 feet.

Past that point, when gravity

is incrementally disbursed,

the old law doesn't stand up.

Correct.

And who can tell me why

that's important to NASA?

Mr. Doyle.

Because as gravity decreases,

inertia increases,

affecting weight disbursement,

fuel efficiency and speed

and thrust guidelines.

Excellent. Both of you should

put in for extra credit.

Now moving on to water

oxidation as energy...

Hey, maybe since the midterm

assignment is a team

we could partner up?

I'd be extremely okay with that.

...is present, there will be an

electrical spark that happens.

Hydrogen will appear at the...

Ah!

And oxygen will...

This is the right goof.

Okay, I go now.

Then the electrode will begin to spark

and cause a chemical reaction...

Mr. Doyle!

What are you doing?

Mr. Doyle, that will

be quite enough.

Mr. Doyle!

Now I use

water oxidation as energy.

Excuse you.

Mr. Doyle, what do

you think you're doing?

That is a great abuse

of school property.

Mr. Doyle, please,

just stop...

Yea-haw.!

Get down from there.

Mr. Willis, Mr. Freeman, please,

restrain Mr. Doyle immediately.

Excuse you!

Did you not take

your medication today?

Oh, and now you're

asleep, that's great.

Max, are you okay?

I don't know what that little

stunt was supposed to prove,

but you can get straight

to the Principal's office

where I'm going to recommend

detention for a month.

But I don't even

know what I did.

Ms. Cahill,

get me a towel.

Oh, man, this is bad.

Really bad.

Max, we went looking

for you in class.

Look, you guys,

I'm in big trouble.

Phears sent this spirit or ghost

or whatever it is to possess me.

And it makes me act all crazy

and gets me in trouble.

I have no control over it.

You mean it's like

in you right now'?

I guess.

Lemme check it out.

Yeah.

Whoa!

Uh, yep, there is

someone inside you.

It's a woman.

And she's sleeping.

Great.

Maybe she's sleeping now,

but when she wakes up, I go berserk and

there's nothing I can do about it.

This is gonna get me expelled.

Worse, it's gonna make me

look crazy in front of Cammy.

Maybe Phears put her

into you to get to us.

How does that work?

How do I know?

But if this keeps up...

Sit down.

So, Mr. Doyle,

you're aware that your actions

today not only disrupted class,

but also caused considerable

monetary damage to this school.

Yes, ma'am.

And you do understand that you'll

have to pay the school back

with your own time and money.

Tell her it wasn't your fault.

I'm not doing that.

What do you mean

you're not doing it?

You'll do what you're told.

Man, she's got bad breath.

Now, Mr. Doyle.

If it weren't for that fact

that you have a high GPA,

and your mother is head of the

PTA and a good friend of mine,

I'd put you on

permanent suspension.

As it is, I'll have to think

of a proper punishment.

Hmm.

What was that?

I didn't do anything.

I'm just sitting here.

So you think school is just

one big play yard, huh'?

You wanna play?

Oh, you're gonna play.

Max, how long are you

gonna be doing this?

We need to get back

to my father's journal.

Can't you tell that coach lady you have

more important things to be doing?

Oh. Sure, Tara.

I'll just tell her that I don't

have time for her punishment.

I'm sure she won't give me

more laps or push-ups

or mountain climbers

or anything.

Okay, great.

I guess sarcasm doesn't

exist in the afterlife.

You guys have done nothing

but get me in trouble.

Could you just go away?

Please, leave me alone.

Hey, Max, how are you?

Pretty crazy

in science class, huh?

Yeah. Don't know

what got into me.

No, it was interesting.

Interesting'? That's a

good thing, right'?

So you play soccer now?

Yeah, just gettin' some laps in.

Keeping things interesting.

Doyle!

Doyle, nobody told you

you could slack off.

When you're on this field,

your butt is mine. Let's go.

Can't I just... Can't I just...

Take a two minute break?

The next time you

decide to goof off in class

or attack the Principal

or squash me like a bug,

it's gonna get even worse.

Carlyle!

Stand in front of him

and block the pass. Wake up!

All right, now get in there

and play some soccer.

Soccer? I am loving soccer.

You're a little freak,

is what you are.

Coach Freeley, is that Max out there?

Yeah.

Did you know about this?

No.

Whoa!

Max!

Okay, I'll sleep now.

- What happened?

- Here.

Hey, let's get him.

Help him up.

Get some help over here.

Pick him up.

Grab him tight.

Get him, all right.

Yeah, stand up.

Come here.

Are you all right?

Max. Max. Why didn't you tell

me you were a soccer star?

Huh?

It's you, Max.

You can lead us to victory in

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