Motel Hell Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1980
- 101 min
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Funny-looking critters,
ain't they, Vincent?
Yeah, maybe so.
But you know as well as I do...
it takes all kinds
of critters...
To make Farmer Vincent fritters!
This one.
It's like...
I've never really
tasted ham before.
It's true.
It's just impossible...
to go back to regular
smoked meats...
after you tried Vincent's.
You can't beat the flavor.
No wonder you're famous.
How come I never
heard of you before?
Well, Farmer Vincent's
meats are only distributed...
within a hundred mile radius.
That way, I can keep
the quality high...
and the cost reasonable.
So, how did you get started?
Well, in the old days,
we couldn't afford an icebox.
So Granny used to
smoke everything.
Chickens, rabbits, squirrels...
eels, even frogs.
If it didn't move fast enough...
Granny smoked it.
Well, we had this old dog, see,
and it used to bother Granny...
barking through her naps
and all that.
So one day she asked me
to shush it for her.
I shushed it, all right.
Yeah. He sure did.
He smoked that old dog
just like a hog.
That night Vincent
served it for dinner.
And Granny liked it so much...
she nearly ate
the whole pooch herself.
Oh, she was so grateful,
she taught Vincent...
all her smoking secrets.
She knew she was eating a dog?
Well, Granny never put
any distinctions...
on any of God's creatures.
She always used to say...
"Meat's meat,
and man's gotta eat."
She sure loved that old doggy.
Ew!
- Oh, it wasn't so bad.
- You tried it?
Sure. It was kind of like
goat meat, wasn't it, Vince?
Yeah, it's a little
more stringy.
Want to know why Vincent's meat
tastes so good?
- Why?
- What are you whispering?
She's telling me why
the meat tastes so good.
It's because he mixes
the pork with... ohh!
Because I mix the pork
with secret spices...
and Ida knows how important
that recipe is to me.
Yeah, let's take a walk.
OK.
I wouldn't have said
anything, you old fool!
Why did he hit her?
Oh, they like to tease
each other.
They're both a little...
different.
But they don't mean any harm.
So...
So... what?
So, you must be going
a little stir crazy...
up at that motel
with nothing to do.
Not at all.
It's been wonderful for me.
I never lived
in the country before.
I love it.
Oh...
You sound disappointed.
Oh, not at all.
I'm real glad.
I was just kind of
hoping you might want to...
go see the new movie
at the drive-in.
What is it?
It's "The Monster That
Challenged the World."
Sounds like fun.
Listen to 'em eat.
Ain't that a good sound, Ida?
Well, anything's better
than that damn hissing...
and wheezing.
Well, that's not
so much to complain about.
They're good animals.
Not like taking care
of chickens or hogs.
Cut out their tongues.
That would take care
of the hissing.
Hey, you could smoke
their tongues.
Well, I tried that.
Texture's all wrong.
Won't mix with the pork.
Hey, Vincent, I think this one
is just about ready.
Almost, but not quite.
Tomorrow he'll be
ready to become famous.
Hey, Vincent...
do you think in the years
to come...
people will appreciate us
for what we're doing here?
You do understand.
Well, of course I do, you dummy.
Do you think I'm doing
all this just for the fun?
Somebody's got to take
a little responsibility...
for the planet!
Ida, you sweetheart.
I'm sorry I underestimated you.
You better be.
Don't you just love
listening to the radio...
just enjoying all this
good music?
Oh, my gracious,
it's good to be with you.
We got one now
by Leroy Willie Washington,
and it's gonna really
turn you on.
He's there... he's right here
by your side.
Is this the drive-in?
Yep.
Not very funny, Bruce.
I think we better just
turn around and...
What the hell?
No wonder. Wrong tree.
Hold on a sec.
This is the Sheriff.
You are violating
the law and have...
exactly 2 minutes to clear out.
Now, move out, please.
Come on, move that Ford there.
Let's move it.
Let's go. Move it now. You, too!
You! Halt!
Now, get back in that vehicle...
before I make arrests.
Now, move your asses.
Move! Let's go.
Keep it moving, now.
Let's get that Vega
moving on, too.
I mean now. Let's go.
What was all that about?
You'll see.
There you go.
Now, look right down there.
All right!
- Yeah, Dixie?
- Moonlight drive-in.
- This is Bruce.
- Hi, Bruce.
Will you feed the sound
onto channel 22?
- Sure thing!
- Thanks.
Mommy!
Hey. This is great.
But how are you going to see?
1,500 bucks in 2 days.
That's what I call
a great weekend.
I wish that ski season
lasted all year.
Yeah, it was OK.
What's with you?
You know that instructor
I made it with for the lessons?
- The blonde?
- Yeah.
I think he had you-know-what...
Will you look at those
stupid cows!
I don't believe this.
Something's weird.
They look fake.
Is this some kind of a joke?
I don't dig the vibes here.
Why don't you just
drive around them.
I can't.
There's not enough room.
Come on. Move 'em, Debbie.
Just knock 'em over.
Are you gonna pay
for my bodywork?
Ah, sh*t, but you owe me
a big one.
Well, take the gun.
Forget it. You do it.
You chicken sh*t!
Let's get out of here.
No! No!
No!
Get help. Hear me?
Bruce...
Please don't.
OK?
Bruce! What are you...?
Somebody help me!
Somebody help me, please!
OK! All right.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say that.
You didn't?
No. And the movie just ended.
Dixie, this is Bruce.
Are you OK?
Yeah. But somebody's in trouble.
10-33. This is Sheriff Smith.
What's your 20?
Oh, no!
No!
What's your 20?
Do you copy?
What are you saying?
Talk in English!
Where are you?
What's wrong?
Somebody's trying to kill me!
Where are you?
Oh, no! I'm on Highway 52...
about 10 miles
outside of Grainville.
- Terry, check on that woman.
- How do I do it?
Press the button on the mike
and ask her where she is.
This is the Sheriff's car.
Where are you now?
I guess she can't hear us.
- Hey, look. I saw something.
- Where?
Up around that bend.
Nuts!
I'll get out and push.
Ok. Start slow.
Then when I yell, stand on it.
Ok. Stand on it!
Bruce?
There. That ought to hold it.
Nice work.
Aw, thanks, Vincent.
Poultice.
Who's that?
Brucey?
No. That ain't Bruce's car.
Did you turn on
the No Vacancy sign?
Whoops.
Well, I sure love you folks...
over there in Grainville...
listening to old Wolfman Jack.
Sure has been a pleasure
having you folks listen.
Here. Take a bite of that.
What is it?
Beef jerky. The best.
- Guess who owns this place?
- Roy Rogers.
No. Take a look at the label.
"Farmer Vincent."
Who the hell is that?
He makes the best meats
in the whole world.
I practically grew up on it.
Ugh! Really?
Well, that's just great, Guy.
What about the room?
I don't know.
There's nobody around.
Evening, folks.
Uh, we decided to retire
a little earlier tonight.
I can dig it.
"Early to bed, early to rise..."
Ha ha! If you get my meaning.
What can I do for you?
Well, uh, we'd like
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