Motherhood Page #2
talking to me like I'm impaired.
Yes, I did.
I.... No -- I'm sorry, okay?
There's just something I want
to do today. It's incredible.
It's this writing thing, which
could be just perfect for me and--
how to get it all done by myself.
-ELIZA:
Bye!-AVERY:
Bye![ Grunts ]
Oh, come on.
I got ya!
[ Deep breaths ]
Orange juice.
Edith?
I'm sorry,
I'll bring you some more later?
EDITH:
Orange juice?I don't need any orange juice, dear.
I'm closing the door now, Edith.
It's not safe to leave it open.
Okay.
Hurry up, Coupon, let's go.
HESTER:
Street sweeper! Street sweeper!
Oh! Oh, God. Coupon! Get busy.
LUCAS:
Get busy.HESTER:
Get a Prius, New Jersey!
Go home, scumbag!
Good job, Coupon!
Good boy!
So, you just gonna leave it there?
No, I just, I gotta get my kid
in the car,
so I can move the car, so the street
sweeper can clean the street.
I'll pick it up later.
What if someone
steps in it before then?
I'll call 911 and make a complaint.
Well, I haven't found that
very effective, but be my guest.
Here, honey.
And you're not even
going to strap him in?
Give me a break.
ELIZA:
Okay....Oh, no!
[ Honking ]
IRATE DRIVER:
Come on, lady, move it!
Now where the hell is this guy?
WOMAN:
What's going on?
HESTER:
Every Tuesday and Fridayyou gotta move your car
so they can clean the street.
Oh, except this one here.
They're from Jersey.
They leave it,
and then pay the ticket.
It's cheaper than a garage.
And then the street sweeper
can't get around!
IRATE DRIVER:
Hey, move it, Volvo lady!
Move that freakin' car!
I can't, I'll lose my spot!
Why doesn't everybody just back up?
IRATE DRIVER:
Come on!Move your car!
Come around!
IRATE DRIVER:
We can't move, 'ya c*nt!
Motherf***er!
WOMAN:
What is that woman doing?
She's nuts.
Look, that's her dog sh*t.
She just left it there.
-Oh!
-HESTER:
Give him hell!Did you just say
what I think you said?
Yeah, that's right, you heard me.
You just used the C-word in front
of a child, in front of a school!
Your mother must be
very proud of you.
Hey, you leave my mother
out of this!
No, no, no.
She must be very, very proud
that her son grew up to be....
What do you do?
Oh, roofing!
That her son's a roofer.
-Shut up, lady.
-Impressive.
Do they give you a degree in that?
Advanced shingling?
Hey, I said, shut up!
[ Honking intensifies
All right, I'm sorry
that I insulted your profession.
Well, somebody's gotta fix roofs.
[ Chuckles ]
Right. Agreed.
I mean, I'm one to talk.
I'm just trying to raise two kids
in this godforsaken city
that's a shadow of its former self.
moving out to the suburbs?
Like we could afford the taxes!
Yeah, I hear you on that.
I hear you on that.
He's escaping!
Somebody call the police!
Hey, you better get up there!
Oh! Oh!
No!
MAN:
Move the car!This isn't a parking lot!
ELIZA:
What are you doing?
Oh! Sweetie! Sweetie! Oh, no, no, no!
I'm so sorry. Back you go.
Report her to social services!
Hey, cut the lady some slack.
Can't you see
she's having a hard day?
Thank you.
Oh, watch out! Oh! Oh!
Look.
Lucas, sweetie, I am so sorry
I left you all alone like that.
And mommy's sorry
she was smoking, too.
And yelling.
Smoking and yelling are two things
that Lunchbox Magazine
would tell you to avoid.
ELIZA:
I'm sorry.Mommy's just gonna, just race
around the block as fast as she can.
As quick as a wink!
A wink!
Oh! I'm gonna lose my spot!
Oh, no.
Don't!
ELIZA:
Oh, no-no-no-no-no!Hey! No, no, no!
All right, one sec.
Don't, don't, don't.
Excuse me!
Look, I'm sorry to bother you!
I know you're not napping because
I saw you just pull into my spot.
It's not your spot.
But I live here.
You live in the West Village, so you
can afford to park someplace else.
No, you can say that,
but you'd be wrong, okay?
rather I should say, our apartments.
You've got more
than one apartment?
They're rent stabilized,
and one is a studio.
Look, I'm throwing a birthday party
for my daughter tonight,
and I need to park here
so I can stash stuff in the car.
That is, if I can fit anything,
considering my husband has filled
the back of the car with old books.
You see, he has this fantasy
of starting an online rare book
business to enrich our lifestyle.
How about that?
Anyway, we live in a walk-up.
Oh!
Come on!
[ Bells toll ]
"My, what a wonderful house
this would be.
I will live in it until the people
who own it come for it.
And then, the little old man--"
Oh, that's us. Okay.
Come on, sweetie.
Ah.... Okay, here we go.
Ooh!
Come, sweetie, here we go.
[ Deep breaths ]
Yeah....
[ Sighs ]
Good sharing, Courtney!
I am very proud of you
for your excellent sharing.
No, no, drop it.
That's made in China.
ELIZA:
Hey! Watch it.
He's a whole lot smaller than you.
Excuse me,
did you just say something?
Did she say something to you, Jordan?
ELIZA:
Look, I'm sorry, but your sonnearly crushed my kid.
He's a whole lot bigger.
Are you saying
my son's overweight?
I said big.
Actually, what I said was "bigger."
Don't you dare
ever speak to him again.
It's glandular!
No, Trish.
Trish, you cook pot roast at 375.
Yeah.
And don't forget to mail
the Con-Ed bill, please.
My wife.
Yeah, okay, bye.
Jodie Foster alert.
Excuse me?
I swear to God, it's Jodie!
PAPARAZZl:
Jodie, Jodie!Over here, Jodie! Who's the father?
Last week, I had
a Sarah Jessica Parker sighting.
I've seen Julianne Moore,
Kate Winslet, and James Gandolfini.
I swear, it's like a movie star
playground.
I come in all the way from Scarsdale
because, you know, you never know,
I could sell it to Us, right?
PAPARAZZl:
Who's your baby-daddy, Jodie?
JODIE:
You should work in a soupkitchen, you f***ing parasites.
Here you go, honey.
Got your jacket?
ELIZA:
Should a motherreally have to choose
between simply getting
her kid some fresh air
and being stalked
by the mamarazzi?
LILY:
Hey, Eliza.Hey, Lily! Hey, Bodhi!
-Say hi.
-Hi.
What's with the HAZMAT suit?
Oh, this?
It's a UV-protection robe.
I got it for Bodhi off this website.
They make them in Australia.
Because of the warming.
Ah....
I hate to say this, but he kinda
looks like a little baby Klansman.
Oh, well, it cuts out 99 percent
of harmful rays.
I can send you the link if you want.
I got lndy a poncho off it.
It's okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt you.
No, no, no. I'm just...
entering this contest.
Really? What's the contest?
what motherhood means to me.
What are you gonna say?
Um....
Stuff, I guess. I don't know.
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