Motivational Growth Page #6

with his dick out to get here all by itself.

Ian:
I don't have any cash.

Vanessa:
Then I don't have any reason to leave.

Hey, is that one of those old televisions?

Alien:
This empress region of the second circle of"

(sighs)

(tv background noises)

(mold creature squeaking)

Ian:
Hey, hey, wake "P!

Please wake up?

Oh sh*t!

You have to wake up!

Right new, seriously.

Mold!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

(whimpering)

(tv static noises)

Kathy B.:
Woo, you just run and run!

It's really that easy!

Most people don't like running.

But all it takes is a little push and you're off!

Now get up off your tush, tush, tush because

Police officer:
You don't belong here

and you shouldn't be here!

You got stuck here on your way

some place else. And man you to find that some place.

(singing)

You could be a ha-ha-happy man,

you know you can, you know you gotta

Arm the Boldecka Chromus Device.

Tommy Katakana:
Which is strung, how strong?

Super mega strong extreme').!

It can cut through anything,

even the toughest materials,

and still say super mega sharp extremal!

Even cold rolled steel!

Kathy B.:
I know you're listening to me,

you need to keep listening to me,

it's the only way you're going to work this out.

I've been here for you, I will always be here for you.

It':
because you need"

(explosion)

(ominous music)

What am I doing?

Mold, what do I do?

What do I do?!

The Mold:
Come here, Jack

lan:
With this girl?!

I have this girl, sh*t how does this help?

This doesn't help!

The Mold:
Jack throttle it back,

put it into neutral, and ride the line.

The Mold needs you, right here, front, center, now.

Ian:
My sh*t. I'm losin' it. All my sh*t.

The Mold:
There's an answer to this.

The Mold has you covered over, Jacko.

No one will know what you've done.

Ian:
What I've done?!

What have I done?!

The Mold:
You snapped that paper shaker

right into the deep sleep for one,

she doesn't look like a very flirty butterfly

anymore, Jack. Broken wings.

Ian:
What have you done to my apartment?

The Mold:
We're gonna have to do

something about this dead weight.

Ian:
That was you, right?

That was you in the wall?

The Mold:
Sulfuric acid. Quick-Lye. Acetylene.

Mag-Seven Ultrasonic Resonators.

These are things that men own.

Ian:
The holes you had me drill.

That's what those were for?

The Mold:
A hand saw. A hand saw and trash bags,

a hand saw, trash bags and a bucket.

Ian:
You had me drill those holes everywhere!

The Mold:
You drilled those holes everywhere,Jack.

Ian:
I thought we were partners?

I thought we had some kind of a deal!

The Mold:
And look at what you've done!

Ian:
You've infected me with something.

You've infected my apartment with something!

The Mold:
Life, Jack!

Growth!

Where there was once only death,

The Mold has brought a flowering of life!

Come closer to The Mold, Jack.

Jack, The Mold wants to help you,

come closer to The Mold.

Ian:
I am losing my place here, Mold.

The Mold:
The Mold.

Ian:
It's like I don't know where I am

at any point in time.

I've become untethered.

Things are happening, and I'm nut a part of them,

but they are me. I'm happening and

I don't understand how!

The Mold:
The Mold knows, Jack. The Mold knows.

Let's you and The Mold re-focus.

Let's you and The Mold clean up this mess,

and then get your hand into the pants

of that dully down doors-wise.

Ian:
Leah.

The Mold:
Yes, look atThe Mold, Jack

Look good and hard.What you are looking at

is what you need if you want

to get close to that pigeon.

Jack, you're missing something.

It left you sometime ago. It came

spinning out of you stinking, and rotten atrophied,

and forgotten and The Mold has grown

because of it. Because of you.

It's The Molds turn now to pay you back, Jack!

Look at The Mold!

Lay your eyes across the landscape

of your long waking dream.

(rumbling)

Now, look at that.

That's for you, Jack!

That will give you your answers.

I've made that just for you.

Lick it.

Wm your tongue.

Jace:
Reach for the clouds, jagoff.

Stricker:
Hands in the air, cocksucker!

Ian:
Wait!

Jace:
Quit pining nutsack, we're taking you in!

Stricker:
You're going down

if those hands of yours aren't reaching

for god's cockin two seconds!

Jace:
Nice one, Strip!

Stricker:
Thanks!

Jace:
What are you doing?

Stricker:
What are you doing?

Jace:
He's going for a gun!

Ian:
No, no!!!!

(gunshot)

Declination Jane: You didn't think

I'd let you leave, did you?

That you could just walk away from this?

I made you, you were nothing without me.

You were pathetic before I found you.

Everything you have is yours

because I choose it to be yours.

If you stand, it is because I will it.

And if you leave it will be in

a lev board in a body module!

Starr:
Jane!

(gunshot)

(slap)

Kathy B.:
You've done a great job.

Really, I mean that was a hell of a workout.

Wouldn't you say so audience at home?

Now lock, you may have them fooled,

but you and I both know, I'm behind all of this.

You do exactly what I say,

if you want to come out of this

anything more than a sweat stain

on the workout mat of eternity.

Now, on to toning!

Ian:
Leah.

Now, lunge!

Doctor:
We're losing him!

Give me the paddles!

Ian:
Hey, I'm not.

Doctor:
Let's do this, clear!

(screaming)

(flatline beep)

Unmasked Doctor:
This one's long gone, good riddance.

Bag him, cut the body into pieces.

Doctor:
What?!

Unmasked Doctor:
Cut it, cut it, cut it!

Tommy Katakana:
Cut it, cut it, cut it!

Super mega strong blade!

Cut it, cut it, cut it!

(vomiting)

(screaming)

(The Mold laughing)

Leah:
Oddball!

Ian:
Leah.

Leah:
I'm here because I wanted

to give the door stalking thing a shot.

Also, to learn your name.

You've got a name, right?

Ian:
My name is Ian.

Leah:
Hello, Ian.

Look I know I may have come off a bit

on the aggressive side yesterday,

I thought if I weirded you out a little bit,

you might not want to door stalk me so much,

but when you stopped, I felt even weirder.

Weirder still, is when I realized

I liked it a lot, you staring at me.

Ian:
I don't.

Leah:
Hey this is good, I'm the creepy one now.

Even steven.

Ian:
Ian.

Leah:
How would you feel about me coming inside?

How would you feel about

getting to know me a little better?

Ian:
I would like that.

Leah:
I think I would like that as well.

Ian:
It's just that ..

Leah:
Don't worry I'm no clean freak

I won't judge.

Ian:
Well, it's, yeah, hold on.

One more minute.

The Mold:
Bumbumbumburn.

Ian:
What did you do to her?

The Mold, hey, where's that Shop-MOAR girl?

The Mold!

The Mold:
Oh hey, welcome back,Jack.

Ian:
What did you do with the Shop-MOAR girl?

The Mold:
The Mold! not reading you

too clearly here, Jack

Ian:
The delivery girl, Vanessa, in the tub!

Where is she?

The Mold:
You're a slot car without

a track right now, Jack.

You're up the wall buddy.

Ian:
Leah is outside, right now.

The Mold:
Bitchin!

Ian:
She wants to come inside.

The Mold:
Great, good, man, yes!

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