Moving Violations
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
- 210 Views
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- Good morning, Chief Fromm.
- Good morning.
- Halik.
- Yes, sir?
I thought it over.
for that promotion.
Yes, sir.
That's very good news, sir.
Your record's unblemished.
You deserve it, Halik.
Yes, sir.
Now if you excuse me, sir,
I have to make my daily
quota of citations, sir.
Of course.
- See you around, Halik.
- Have a good day, sir.
What a tight ass.
- What did the Chief say?
- Hmm.
- I got my promotion.
- Good.
By the way,
I got my period.
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
- I feel good
- Whoa-oa-oa
I feel good...
- Ah-hoo!
- I feel good
I feel, I feel
- I feel good
- Whoa-oa-oa
I feel, I feel good
- I feel good
- I feel good
- Knew that I would
- I knew that I would, now
I feel good!
- Like sugar and spice
- I knew that I would
- So good, so good
- So good, so good
- I have you
- I have you
I feel good
I feel, I feel
I feel good,
ha-ha
I feel nice
- Sugar and spice
- Like sugar and spice
I feel nice...
sugar and spice
So good, so good, I got you
I feel good
I feel good, good
When I hold you in my arms
You know you can't
do me no wrong
When I hold you in my arms
- Your love can't
do me no harm
So nice, sugar and spice
I feel nice
Like sugar and spice
Feel good
I feel good, good
I feel so good,
I feel, I feel
I feel good
Whoo!
I feel so good.
Oh, great.
- Problem, officer?
- You littered back there.
- I did?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, you mean that apple?
I can explain that.
I was driving along
and hit this bump
in the road.
- The apple
bounced out of my hand.
- Never mind the song and dance.
Your driver's license
and registration, please.
Now wait a minute,
I hit this bump on the road,
the apple bounced.
It was right in my hand.
the door.
Your driver's license
and registration, please.
You got it.
Let's see...
here we go.
- What is this?
- Oh,
that's my communist party
membership card.
I just joined
for the softball league.
Only team in the league
with cheerleaders.
Big fun.
Here we go.
- Is this you?
- Oh, yeah.
I photograph
a whole lot better
than I look.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait a minute,
you're really serious?
- You're really gonna
give me a ticket?
- I certainly am.
- For an apple.
- From the looks
of this vehicle,
several tickets.
Several tickets?
Look, why don't we
just make this easy?
Why don't you just
pistol-whip me, okay?
If you don't
keep your mouth shut,
- right down
to the station-house.
- Fine.
Anything you say, sir.
I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am.
Really?
Well, one of you should
wear a ponytail 'cause this
could get really confusing.
Come on, I don't go sniffing
around your things, do I?
- What is this powder?
- Fertilizer.
- Sh*t!
- Exactly.
You're in big trouble
now, mister.
Big trouble.
Oh, I can't believe
I'm taking up bowling.
I've never done
any kind of sport
in my life.
I'm sure you'll
enjoy it, ma'am.
Here's my car.
My doctor says I need exercise,
but I'm sick.
"I got a bad heart,"
I says to him.
Let me get this trunk for you.
Oh, I don't know
how I'm gonna
get these balls
out of here.
So anyways, he thinks
I'm a hypochondriac.
Yeah, how can I be
a hypochondriac when
I'm sick all the time?
If I die while bowling,
it's his fault.
Oh my god,
for my pills!
Oh god! Am I dead?
I'm dead!
One cantaloupe...
$97.00
Jamie, come sit
on grandpa's lap.
- This is all I need.
- Yes, ma'am.
My fine friend, it certainly
is a fine day, is it not?
A fine day
in our fine kingdom.
Now it is finally time
for you to die!
- Aha-ha-ha!
- Oh, no.
Well, try this on
for size, Duke.
En garde!
- You are evil.
- You must be smitten.
Die, you Norman Pig!
You Saxon Dog!
- Help!
- Oh, no!
Hey, hey.
Hey, what the hell
are you kids doing?
Stop shaking
this thing.
What are you doing?
Hey, stop that!
Help, somebody stop this thing!
I can't stop this thing!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Help!
Oh my... help!
Help!
- Was that the number 12?
- Naw, just a puppet stage.
And Joey never hurt nobody.
Help! Somebody stop
this thing!
He was respected
by his fellow man.
Help!
- Take it.
- Here we go.
Let's get outta here.
The white zone
is for loading and unloading
of passengers only.
- No parking.
- Where's the bag?!
- Right here, ma'am.
- That's good.
Flight 502 now loading
at gate five.
Oh, over there.
Loretta.
Yoo-hoo, Loretta!
Yoo-hoo, Loretta.
- Over here, dear.
- Emma Jean, welcome home.
Oh, you look wonderful.
Love your tan! Yes!
Over here.
He's a black guy.
Oh! Why, of course.
Of course.
Well, just put the bags
in the back seat,
please.
Oh, I'm so glad
you're home, Emma.
- He's a black guy, you know?
- I know, but I came
to take you home.
- Let me drive.
- You're as blind as a bat.
Just don't
worry about it, okay?
Just get in the car, honey.
The white zone is for loading
and unloading
of passengers only.
No parking.
Flight 106 now departing
at gate seven,
immediate departure.
Last call for flight 106,
now leaving at gate seven.
Oh, well, dear,
I'm glad to see you too.
Yes, thank you, dear.
Oh, well, you've had
your hair done.
- You look lovely.
- Loretta!
Loretta!
The white zone is for loading
and unloading
of passengers only.
No parking.
My dear, are you ready?
- Yeah.
- We'll get you home
in no time.
Oh, I bet you will.
And remember
Mr. Parkins?
The man at the butcher's shop?
He was cutting a slice
- and he cut part
of his finger off.
- Oh, that's awful.
Oh, and the girls came
over last Tuesday for bridge.
- I won 15 bucks!
- Wow.
- Damn buses,
always in the way!
I hate driving
in this airport...
too much traffic.
Here we go. Come on, buddy,
Let's move it.
So that bingo game,
I'm telling you!
It was a wonder...
Oh, sh*t!
- Hey, Ernie, how is it going?
- Pretty good.
Hank?
Well, look who's here.
Mr. Cannon.
Wow, isn't this incredible?
want the three of us
to be together.
You got a car too.
Why is that?
You don't park any better
than you drive, do you?
- What are you talking about?
- This car is parked in front
of a hydrant.
Well, I can see that.
- Now I want you
to move this car.
- Why?
Because you're
breaking the law.
No, I'm not.
Deputy Morris,
I think this car is loaded
with violations, don't you?
Yeah.
Like this...
broken taillight.
Deputy Morris,
what about that
malfunctioning headlight?
How do you like that?
You guys are nutty.
I've had it with you, punk.
Gee, I just don't
understand it.
I always loved
you guys on "Chips."
What do you think
you're doing, Halik?
On their behalf, sir,
may I say that this car
was evil?
- Possessed of Satan,
it had to be dest...
- Shut up!
Well, sir, you see,
I asked him to move his car...
It's not his car, Halik.
It's not?
It's mine!
Yours?!
I'll see the both of you
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