Moving Violations Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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first thing in the morning
in my office.
Uh-oh.
Sounds like trouble, kids.
Don't worry.
Don't let it get you down.
Life goes on.
You guys will bounce back,
I can feel it.
You're that kind of people.
Listen, I'll be seeing
you kids around.
Because you are all
repeat offenders,
having received many,
many violations before,
your licenses will be
held here by the clerk
in suspension,
and your cars are to be kept
in the county impound facility.
Your honor, are you saying
you're taking away
our licenses and
keeping our cars?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
- Whoa!
- Jesus.
- Question,
your viciousness.
- Excuse me?
You're excused.
Um, how do we get
our cars back?
That's very simple.
You are all sentenced
to traffic school.
After completing
the course,
which will meet five nights
over a one-week period,
you will receive
a certificate of competency
and your vehicles and licenses
will be returned.
I hit a casket
with a puppet stage.
What am I doing here?
That I would like you
to explain, your holiness.
Quiet!
If I may, I'd like
to approach the bench?
- Oh, you would,
would you, mister...?
- Cannon.
But you can call me Butch.
First, may I say that
black is a terrific color
for you, really?
Also, may I cite the case
- Shut up, Mr. Cannon.
Now, for all of you,
your last chance
to retain
your driving privileges.
Your license will be revoked.
If you cannot drive
after 30 days,
all vehicles held
will be subject
to sale at auction
with all proceeds
from said sale
going to the county.
Court dismissed.
- I couldn't hear a thing.
- What happened?
I can't believe they're
gonna sell our cars.
- How can they do this?
- When you've got balls,
anything is possible.
You were very good in there...
"Abbot versus
Costello."
You obviously
have some formal
legal training.
Yeah, well,
I've been arrested
in several states,
so I guess
I know what I'm
talking about.
- I'm Dana Cannon.
- Amy Hopkins.
Well, I'll see you in class.
Whoa, is she sexy!
Yeah, but what are looks?
- I mean, she's no
rocket scientist.
- I forgot my glasses.
No, no, you got 'em on.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Thanks.
- Well, bye again.
- Um, listen,
I'm gonna be
taking a cab to the class,
so maybe I could
pick you up or something?
Oh no, that's all right.
I'll get somebody from work
to drop me off.
- Oh, where do you work?
- NASA.
I'm a rocket scientist.
Bye.
Hi.
Hi.
Did you see "Friday the 13th"?
No. No, I didn't.
What about the 13th 2, 3 or 4?
- What about 5?
- Missed them all.
It's too bad.
They were great.
A lot of bloody gory stuff.
Hey, uh, did you
like it more when...
holding the severed arm
in "Tightrope"
or when they cut
those guys' arms off
in "Scarf ace"?
Hmm, well, let's see...
Oh, there's my bus, gotta go.
Nice talking to you.
All right, people,
settle down. Quiet.
Find your seats, please.
Thank you.
Cut the chatter.
You too, Red.
Sit down.
I've got all your albums, man.
You're the greatest.
Good to have you on board.
Hi, how are you? Good.
Find your seats, please.
Come on.
Okay.
I'll be your instructor
for this evening.
Please rise.
Come on... up, up,
up, up, everybody.
Come on, come on,
don't be afraid.
This is gonna be fun.
You in the back,
what, do you want
a special invitation?
- You talking to me?
- Yes, you too. Uppity-up-up-up.
Relax. Enjoy.
Thank you.
This is gonna be fun.
You're gonna like this!
Come on!
All right,
everybody ready?
And...
breathe in.
- Blow out.
- Breathe in.
Blow out.
Very good. Shake it out.
Settle down, shake it out,
sit down.
Thank you, thank you.
Now if all the ladies would
be so kind as to take off
all their clothes,
- we could get
this class underway.
- Sit down, Mr. Cannon.
Could it be?
Oh, no.
It is!
Reunited at last!
'Cause it feels so good.
- Sit down.
- Aren't you guys like,
in the wrong room?
Shouldn't you be next door
at the pro acid rain rally?
Mr. Cannon, we're your
traffic school instructors.
- Is this an interesting
surprise or what?
- Sit down,
before I mold your face
into an ashtray.
See? All you had to do
was ask nicely.
This will not be tolerated
in this classroom.
I just love it
when he gets angry
like this,
don't you?
I thought so.
What are these?
I'm a single parent.
By day, they're in school;
At night,
there's no one
to take care of them.
All right,
just keep them quiet.
Now then, we will study
the following in here...
Traffic...
Laws.
You will know them
letter perfect.
You will be tested
daily on them.
You will know everything
there is to know about a car...
inside and out.
You will know
the rules of the road...
Driver courtesy...
Will there be any like,
handy cooking tips,
like, what
to do with those darn
holiday leftovers?
Hank, Hank.
No.
Open your driving manuals
to page one.
What is the maximum legal
speed limit in this state?
This is
a 15-minute break.
Hey, man,
I thought this class
was supposed to be easy.
Well, it was,
before Adolph
and Eva took over.
This is
a 15-minute break,
- not one second more.
- Yes, sir.
I'll tell ya, that sounds like
it could be your transmission
or your fuel pump,
but we do
a complete diagnostic
checkup of your car.
- "The Clinic."
- Yes.
- I'll bring my Limo over.
- Ask for me.
Everyone calls me Doc.
Stop by The Clinic
anytime.
Excuse me, you have a clinic?
Not just a clinic, The Clinic.
We do the finest diagnostic
checkups in town.
- Doc Williams
at your service.
- I would love
- to talk to you about
this problem I'm having.
- Hmm.
That's what I'm here for.
What seems to be
the problem?
No matter what I do,
I just can't get going
in the morning.
- That could be
your valves.
- Really?
- Have you had your pump
checked lately?
- By a specialist.
another look at it
because when that goes,
you die right on the spot.
- Oh god, I know.
- Hmm.
Do you ever overheat
steep hills?
I don't believe so.
You should probably
have a major overhaul,
check everything
inside and out.
- Do you leak much?
Hmm, that's no good, is it?
Every place you go, you leave
those unsightly puddles.
Gets so your neighbors cringe
when they see you pulling
up their driveway.
- What about your rear end?
- What about it?
- Does your rear end
make noise?
That's a bit personal,
isn't it?
I'll tell you what,
I am up to here in my work
but what I will do...
I'll lube it up.
I'll get inside there
and root around
and find out what
the problem is.
I have the best tool in town.
Trust me, I'll do
a thorough job.
- Mm-hmm.
- Meanwhile, here's what
I'd like you to do...
about an hour before you
get going in the morning,
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