Moving Violations Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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drain out your water,
flush it out of there
completely,
take in a lot of oil,
then grease up that back end,
get out on the highway
and go as fast as you
can for 9 or 10 miles.
- Really?
- Yes.
No... no one has
ever said this
to me before.
As I say, I am a professional.
I can lick any rear end problem
you can bring me.
In fact, I do a lot
of celebrities too.
Just last week,
I reamed out Roger Moore.
He was totally satisfied.
As a matter of fact,
he's coming back next weekend
for a complete rear end job.
Oh.
Break's over.
Come on, let's move it, people.
Tonight.
You wanna pass those tests,
get in there
and do some work.
Let's go.
Why don't we go
someplace and talk?
Um, yeah, I've been
thinking about it.
- It's probably
a good idea.
- Yeah.
Hey, look,
I think we got off
on the wrong foot,
and I'm sorry.
Why don't we shake hands
and we'll wipe
the slate clean?
Now, look, mister...
I'll be straight with you.
I hate your ass.
- Oh, come on, this has
gone too far.
- Shut up.
I'm teaching
this shithead class
because you got me demoted.
That's right,
you screwed up my promotion...
My career.
And now I'm gonna
screw things up for you.
- Sounds fair.
- You just watch yourself.
I'll crush you.
Okay, but just as long
as we can still
be friends, okay?
- Mrs. Houk?
- What's a man doing
in the ladies' room?
- This is
the men's room.
- Oh.
Why is my back all wet?
Before you go home tonight,
we're going to take a look
at a little film on traffic
safety entitled
"Blood Flows Red
on the Highway."
- All right!
- Deputy Morris.
Every day millions of kids
happily go to school.
They look forward
to another day of learning
with their friends.
Unfortunately,
some of these kids
will never make it
to their classrooms.
A thoughtless motorist
who stopped for a couple
of quick drinks
for the road will cause
a senseless tragedy.
been avoided
had he used some common sense.
But it's too late for that now.
Traffic fatalities
are increasing
everywhere.
And that's why
blood flows red on the highway.
Here we see another accident.
Two trucks collide
with a Toyota.
Their passengers
thrown from the car...
My dad's coming back
on Saturday,
- and I gotta pick him up
in his car.
- So what?
"So what?"
I don't have it.
It's impounded.
A brand new Mercedes.
My dad's gonna kill me.
He's gonna open everything
that's closed
- and close
everything that's open.
- Don't worry so much.
Listen, we'll go down
to the video store
and we'll rent
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
That will relax you.
Come on.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, uh...
Bless you.
Oh, sorry.
Uh...
This is Jo-Jo.
I'm a puppeteer.
Oh, I have to go.
That's my sister.
She's a sister.
- Oh, there's my bus.
I gotta go.
- Nonsense.
Tonight we're
traveling in style.
Taxi!
You heard her.
- Taxi!
- Taxi right here.
Ho, yeah.
Step to the rear, please.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Driver, take us
to the nearest nuclear
power plant. My pants
are full of uranium.
Not bad.
After I got my doctorate
in physics,
I worked as a strolling
violinist in a Hungarian
restaurant for a while.
- Oh, come on.
- No, I really did.
There's a lot of people
with advanced degrees that can't
get jobs in their field.
Well, at least
you found your field.
- Mm-hmm.
Myself, I went
to five colleges,
changed majors seven times,
and I had about 10 jobs
since I dropped out
of school.
Well, I have to be
at the lab early tomorrow,
so I...
- Oh, I forgot
where I put my keys.
Spaced out again?
- Guess so.
- Maybe.
Well,
I guess I'd better
make the first move.
Now didn't that ease
the tension?
I'm a forest ranger.
I'm just taking some work
home for the weekend.
Hello. Just
one second here.
Just a few more things.
Okay, now we're on our way.
Excuse me,
I've been doing a little
early Christmas shopping.
Okay, people, listen up.
I'm declaring this bus
a national forest.
Please act accordingly.
Plants coming through.
Look out...
- Hey, hands off
the ficus, lady!
Don't grab the branches.
It could be a bird's home
someday.
Hey, it's not an ashtray.
Plants are people too!
Dana, I needed
that shipment from you.
Well, some geeks took
my driver's license away.
That's not my problem.
Either you bring that shipment
by Friday or you can forget
the whole account.
Well put.
Right to the point.
And believe you me,
by this time next week,
we'll be laughing about this.
Ha ha ha.
Great.
First thing in the morning,
flush out all the water.
Okay, I did that.
Then you wanna fill up
with oil at least two quarts.
Ugh.
Well...
Here goes.
Next, you wanna
grease up your rear end.
Really get a lot up there.
Smear it all around.
Well, if it works,
it will be worth it.
Get out on the highway
and go at full speed
for about 10 miles.
- See how it feels.
- Like sh*t.
Officer Halik, come in.
- Sit down.
- You wanted to see me,
your honor?
Yes, Halik.
I have a proposition for you.
Proposition?
Halik, you've been screwed.
- I have?
- Hank,
how would you
like to be a winner
in this traffic school thing?
Have the last
laugh on those fools
that sent you down?
- How could I do that?
- Make the class tough,
impossible.
Fail everyone.
I'll order their cars sold.
We'll give half the money
to the county.
- The rest
you split with me.
- But what if we get caught?
Hank, since this law
went into effect,
I control the records
of all vehicles
ordered sold by the county.
Take a look for yourself.
The last instructor
retired a very wealthy man.
What do you say...
Hank?
There's a feeling
that I sometimes get
Ooh, it's not unusual
For me to swing
'cause I can't see it
I go sneaking down
the hallway
Highway recognize
Taken by a brain wave
And I can't control
my drive
Sometimes I break
through the wall
Oh, I'm a moving violation
when I move
A moving violation
when I move, watch me
Losing all my patience
when I do
Watch me
- Moving violation-
lation-lation-lation.
Good party, huh?
You should see it
in Iran... talk about
your tough traffic laws...
Over there,
you get a moving violation,
they take away your license
and your hand.
Chop it right off
at the wrist.
Wow. I gotta
get over there
to see that.
Hank...
You are in complete
and total control
of this class.
So forceful.
I'm not wearing
any underwear.
Leave the car in gear
with the emergency brake on,
and you walk to the rear
of the car with your flare,
breaking off the upper portion,
and throwing it in the back.
Then, you ignite your flare.
Placing it within six feet
of the vehicle.
Now, we'll let
one of you try it.
Mrs. Houk.
Hmm.
No, Mrs. Houk,
it's the other one.
No, don't throw it
in the trunk.
Oh my god!
- Did I do
something wrong?
- Not from where I stand.
Stand back
while I open the hood.
It's a big 460
with a Harley four-barrel.
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