Moving Violations Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
- 211 Views
- Right. Sure.
- Now remember,
if you're going to abandon
your car by the side
of the road,
just lock it up
and leave it
where it stalls.
Never... I repeat,
never try to push it
to the side of the road.
I'll show you why.
I need a volunteer.
Mr. Barnes,
try pushing this car
to the side of the road.
As you can see,
by pushing the car,
you are in danger
of getting hit by uh...
Hank, I need you.
There's a fire.
- Fire?
- Fire.
- Fire!
- Fire!
All right,
here we go. Here we...
Come on! Watch this.
All right, all right.
Who put on the brake?
Get out of here.
I'll kill ya!
I got you, I got you.
Come on.
Here comes the Terminator.
Thank you.
Have a nice night.
Good evening.
Can I help you?
Good evening.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Good evening.
Can I help you?
- Hi.
- Hi.
Uh...
- Yeah, I'm going out.
- Oh.
But you could come with me.
How about we meet
at The Band Box?
- On Tower?
How about 10:
00?- Sure.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Great, okay.
- I'll see you later.
- Right.
Bye-bye.
Scott, you devil.
- Really?
No.
I got my doubts.
What are you talking about?
Don't put yourself down.
You're a great guy.
Go get her.
- Trust me.
- Thanks, Dana.
yourself, Dana.
Speaking of great guys...
Good evening, kids.
How are you?
I'm doing a lot
better than you,
Mr. Cannon.
I understand your business
is going down the drain.
Too bad.
Yeah, well...
I can always get
another job.
You on the other hand,
civil servant,
are stuck in this shitty
nowhere traffic school
for the rest of your life.
Forever.
I am sick of you,
Mr. Cannon.
Fine. Why don't you do
something about it?
I'm off-duty.
Why don't we just
step right over here
and settle this?
Fine, right now.
Dana, why did
you get him going?
He's going to kill you.
Yeah, I might've gone too far.
- What are you gonna do?
- Let's find out.
- Over here, Cannon.
- Oh, excellent choice.
So, what's gonna be?
Boxing?
Karate?
Wrestling?
- Are you kidding?
Look, wimp...
Oh, Jesus.
You come on like
this big macho strongman.
How about
a real test of strength?
How about arm wrestling?
Sounds great.
I better warn you, Cannon,
I happen to be
western division
arm wrestling champion,
so don't be
surprised when I break
your arm in two.
Sounds fun.
Come on, d*ckhead.
Spence, can you call it?
Okay, on three.
One, two...
Three.
- Halik!
- Chief!
Whoopsy.
Scott, Scott.
Stephanie... hi.
Hi.
- What happened
to your hair?
- This is my hair?
I just wear a wig a lot.
It looks terrific...
Really, terrific.
Hey, do you like cars
as much as I do?
Sure, probably more.
You know what I love to do?
I love to drive fast.
Uh, I don't have a license.
We could get into big trouble.
Scott,
when I drive fast,
I get very hot...
So very, very hot.
Let's go.
One foot on the brake
And one on the gas,
hey!
Faster, Scott.
Well, there's
too much traffic
I can't pass, no...
Faster, Scott, it turns me on.
So I try my best
illegal move
A big
black and white...
Go all the way, Scott!
Floor it, floor it!
Go faster, Scott!
Go on and write me up
for 125
- Post my face,
wanted dead or alive...
Whoa, whoa-oa!
- Stop here!
This is where I live.
I gotta go.
Hey, uh...
you forgot your keys.
It's not my car.
I don't know whose car it is.
Oh, sh*t!
- Welcome to NASA.
- Great.
- So this is where you work?
- That's right.
I grew up in a place
that looks just like this.
Now, Dana,
don't fool around
in here.
- This is a serious place.
- Thanks, Dr. Hopkins.
So these are the readouts
for all the space probes
which are currently orbiting.
That's the Voyager project.
That's Viking, that's Pioneer,
and that's
the Russian's Lunakhod.
Oh, the bad guys, huh?
We'll get them.
Don't mind me, fellas.
You guys are doing
a terrific job, really.
- Keep up the good work.
Enjoy, enjoy.
Hmm.
You are really
an aggressive woman.
- Come on.
- Oh, my favorite
two words.
So I have
a question.
- Mm-hmm.
- Why are we here?
- Because...
of this.
This?
Could be different.
Up, up and away.
Whoa, yeah,
now I know how
a racquetball feels.
Yeah! Yeehaw!
Too much fun.
This is a good way to keep
your socks up, you know?
I feel nice
Sugar and spice now...
Come here, Dana.
Dana, come here now.
This feels great.
Now what?
Well, I always say,
"If you make love
for the first time,
you should at least
make it interesting."
I'm for that.
Tonight,
we get behind the wheel
of a car and test you
on the fundamentals
- of driving.
- First group,
Houk, Cannon,
Barnes, Roth, and Hopkins.
Mrs. Houk,
you drive.
Where's the car?
Oh, god, we're dead.
Right this way, Mrs. Houk.
- Dad, are we there yet?
I'm hungry.
- Shut up!
- Take a right here,
- Mrs. Houk.
Stop the car,
Mrs. Houk.
- I hear bells.
- Mrs. Houk!
You hear bells?
Sh*t, hit the brake!
The train is coming!
Start the car,
Mrs. Houk.
You know what a train does
when it hits the body?
Start this car!
Everybody
get out of the car!
Get out, get out.
Mrs. Houk!
Get out!
Get out of the car!
- Where is everyone?
- Damn, it's locked!
Come on, come on,
we gotta push.
- Would you get
over here and push?
- Oh, man.
Oh, we're gonna be splattered!
- Honey, are you okay?
- God, that scared me!
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Ho!
It's like I always say,
"When the going gets tough,
the tough get going
in their pants."
Go ahead and laugh.
None of you are gonna finish
traffic school anyway.
You're gonna all fail.
And I guarantee you
none of you will ever
see your cars again.
Jeez.
What am I gonna do?
My dad is gonna
kill me.
With the debts I've got,
right now.
Hey, would you two burly
fellas care to join me
in a desperate mission
a little bit later?
Sure.
Will there be
bloodshed?
Shh.
Hey, guys, it's me.
Hey, man,
you almost gave me
a heart attack.
Great!
Wink, do me a favor...
Try to be an actual person
in the next five minutes, okay?
This ain't
gonna be easy.
Relax,
I got it covered.
I made this stuff at home.
Works pretty good, huh?
Very nice, very nice.
Um, time to get going,
wouldn't you say?
There we go.
Uh-oh.
I'll save you, here I come.
Yeehaw!
Come on.
Let's get our cars.
- Is that your truck?
- No.
Let's try down here.
Sh*t.
- Who is it?
- I know exactly
who it is.
It's that pain in the butt,
Dana Cannon.
- I can't find my Limo.
- Halik!
Christ.
Fierce, this is
just like "Cujo," man.
- Come on, come get us!
- There's my truck.
Oh, tear your heart out.
So long.
- I'll have Cannon
picked up within the hour.
- I'll take care of him.
I'll really take care of him.
Hey, come back here.
We just stole
that thing
ourselves.
Sh*t.
Dana Cannon,
you're in big trouble now.
All right, all the money
in the till, come on!
Move it!
What?
Yeah?
- Freeze, mister.
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