Moving Violations Page #5

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- If this is about the rent,

the check's in the mail,

I swear to god.

- Is that your truck?

- Yeah.

- Where did

you find it? Great.

- You're under arrest.

Because this was

an armed robbery

and the defendant

has appeared before me

previously...

- Your honor, I was framed.

- Quiet!

I'm going to set bail

at $10,000.

- Great.

Do you take Visa?

- The court is in recess.

Was I strict enough?

Oh, yes, very.

Hank, I want to

show you something.

I've computed our take

from the sale of the cars.

It comes to over $50,000.

Nedra...

You've changed my whole life.

You've taught me

a whole new way

of looking at the law.

Well, let's go over

to your place.

I'll show you a whole

new way of looking

at my body.

Oh, I hope this is

the right place.

Oh, yes, The Clinic.

I have an appointment

with Doc Williams.

Ah, Joan,

right on time.

I love punctuality.

Why don't you come this way?

I am a little harried

right now.

I'll tell you,

why don't you wait

in my office?

I think you'll be

a bit more comfortable

in here.

Okay.

And we'll get

to that examination

in a couple of minutes.

I am dying to get

at your rear end.

Mm-hmm. Hmm.

She's ready to go,

Mr. Kolonawski, and purring

like a kitten.

And I'll see you

back here in 6,000 miles,

not a mile over.

- Carl, want to

back it out for Mr. K?

Okay, Joan, I'm

ready for you now.

All right, Doc.

- Let's go take a look

at it, shall we?

- Hmm.

Follow me, please.

Doc, shouldn't I

be wearing a gown?

No, don't be silly,

we're not that formal

around here.

What the heck?

All right, Joan...

Excuse me.

Hello, The Clinic.

Yes, Mr. Armistead.

Yes, sir, could you hold

a second, please?

Uh, Joan, why don't you

get it up on that rack

and give me a holler

as soon as you're ready?

Yes, Mr. Armistead.

I see.

Well, that's

the same problem

- we had in the past,

isn't it, sir?

Is there a constant vibration?

God, there's

so many doctors in here!

What's this?

"Gas analysis"?

- Gosh!

What I'd like

to do is bring it in

- as soon as possible

and let's recheck it.

No, I want you

to bring it in

immediately, sir.

Let's nip this

in the bud.

That's my motto.

How does your week look?

- Thursday's impossible.

How about Friday...

- at 2:
30 p.m.?

- All right, Doc,

I'm ready.

Roger?

You can?

Fine.

I'll see you

at 2:
30...

on Friday.

So long, Mr. Armistead.

Ah, will you two guys

please check out

that rear end?

Okay, so now what?

Hey, kids.

Look at this.

Hey, come on,

come on, come on.

All right, all right,

it's just a fake...

Oh no, it's not.

Wink, would you

leave my kids alone?

Okay, now then,

for five points, true or false?

You may make a u-turn

in-between intersections

of a business district.

- False.

- That's absolutely right.

Congratulations.

Now...

What's going on with you kids?

Yeah, nice accessories...

matching, no less!

How MTV of you kids.

So this is serious kinda, huh?

It's just not fair

we have to study

this hard.

You think it was

fair I greased up

my ass every day

and you had

Manny, Moe and Jack

looking up it?

You feel better, don't you?

Why do I find

all this intriguing?

- Dana, we've been

at this for hours.

- Yeah, we can pass that test.

Look, I lost a $20,000 account.

I'm facing 10 to 20 years

on a major felony.

If I'm gonna head

up the river,

I wanna drive myself

up the river, all right?

You with me?

Yeah.

- Okay, I knew I could

talk you into it.

Now then,

when entering

an intersection...

Williams, pass.

Roth, pass.

Mccarty, pass.

Hopkins, pass.

Popadophalos, pass.

Cannon...

- Pass.

- All right!

- We all made it!

- Hey!

That's the good news.

The bad news is,

these written tests

count only 5% of your grades.

What?

You gotta

be kidding.

You mean we have to take

another test before we can

get our certificate?

That's right, Ms. Hopkins.

So if you'll all follow me

into the parking lot,

we'll have

your driving skill tests.

Hey, what's the matter, baby?

Why so cold?

Nothing.

Oh, come on,

is he kidding?!

Is this amusing

or what?

The objective

of this test is to stay

within the white painted lines

regardless of the obstacles

in your path

or the conditions of the road.

Let's begin with Mr. Greeber.

Go get 'em, Scotty.

- Do it, Scotty.

- All right, Greeber.

That son of a b*tch.

- It's a mess.

- He'll never be able

to make it.

None of them will.

So, how did I do?

- Didn't do so hot.

- How about we all fail?

Looks like we're never

gonna drive again.

I don't believe it.

That's it.

My dad's coming

back in town tomorrow.

- I'm dead.

- Too bad, tough break.

If I were you,

I'd get used to

public transportation.

I'm in the car business

and I can't drive.

We're screwed.

We got shafted.

- My dad is gonna kill me.

- Not if we get to him first.

Let's face it, we're

never gonna drive again.

Wait a minute here.

I can't believe I'm

hearing this.

You think we're finished,

Washed up, history?

Well, I've got news

for you, it's not over

till it's over.

Look at Michael Jackson...

his hair caught on fire.

Did he give up?

No.

He called the fire department

and went on a "Victory" tour.

All right.

Now instead of pissing

and moaning

about how bad off we are,

let's zero in on the guy

who made sure

we'd never drive again.

Let's get the guy

who screwed us.

- Let's get Halik.

- Yeah, f*** him!

Rip his nuts off!

All right, I think

she had enough to drink.

But she's right.

Let's get some beers.

Let's go get him!

- Come on!

- Yeah!

- Right now!

- Yeah!

Now this I like.

First we kill him,

- then cut his face off.

- Wink, you're a sick man,

- trust me on that.

- Oh, come on.

Doc, can I have

a word with you?

Come on, ride me, daddy.

I'll be right there,

your honor.

Oh, man!

This has totally

ruined sex for me

for the rest of my life.

- Doc, you got the tools?

- Right here.

Let's go.

- Did you see anybody?

- I don't know.

Good.

Move over, buddy.

Yeah, that's the one

I want, right there.

That's it. Yeah,

give that another turn.

- What's that noise?

- I don't hear anything.

Now get back to work.

Do you like it?

- Yeah.

- I'm glad.

Come to bed, honey.

Every boy's got one

hiding in the dark

Every boy's got one,

it's my favorite part

Every boy's got one,

give it to me...

- Stephanie?

- Oh no, my father!

I didn't expect him home

so soon.

- Your father?

- Yeah. If he finds you

in bed with me,

he'll kill you.

I'm only 15.

Hurry up!

My father will kill you.

He's an animal.

He's a teamster.

How could you be 15?

You've got a driver's

license.

Fake I.D...

I've been driving

since I've been 12.

- Where's daddy's girl?

- In your room?

- Stephie...

- Hi, daddy.

- Who the...

- I didn't know she...

You?

I will kill you!

Oh, god. Oh, gee.

Oh, god. Oh my god!

- Oh god.

- You're dead!

Scott, I'll

call you later.

- That's it.

- Let's get out of here.

What are you doing?

- Are you gonna

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