Moving Violations Page #6

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be a good boy?

- Yes, mommy. Yes.

What the...

Move, move.

- This ought to be good.

Stay tuned.

Come on.

Bastard!

See that ledger

on the nightstand?

- Uh, yeah.

- Come here.

They were gonna sell

your cars and split

the money.

Whip me till it hurts.

I knew something weird

was going on.

- Yes, mommy!

- That ledger tells everything.

Now get it to Chief Fromm

down at city hall and he'll

take care of them.

Well, thanks.

You know, I have

a sense about people,

and I felt all along

that you were decent

and kind.

Shove it, dipshit.

And merry Christmas

to you too, Santa.

Can't go this way.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

No, sit, no!

- This is the only one open.

- Yeah, but who could

fit in here?

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I just hope Houk's on the pill.

Oh, yes!

She's got it.

Let's go.

- Yeah. Oh, press it.

- Who the hell was that?

- I don't know.

But she's got the ledger.

You bastard.

- Now, sugar...

- Don't sugar me.

Dana Cannon's on his way

to Chief Fromm

to tell him about your

little scheme.

- Morris, you're a cop.

How could you do this?

- You b*tch.

Sh*t!

Wait for me.

That's it!

I would have come out to you.

Dumb thing.

- Yeah!

- Come on.

The damned thing,

it only goes in reverse!

Oh, screw it!

Dana, look out.

It's Halik.

Virginia, get down.

I told you to stop it,

Virginia.

So long, sucker.

Oh, what the hell is this?

A parade?

Come on, let's go.

- A parade!

- It's Halik!

Oh no, come on!

Get out of the car.

Come on! Would you please

stop fighting?

We've gotta

catch Cannon, come on!

Excuse me, excuse me.

- Whoa, look out.

- Sorry.

Are we following Dana?

Right here.

Get in here.

- Get in.

- Oh!

Out of my way!

Move, move, move!

We need a vehicle!

Get on that float!

Hurry up.

Get up!

Up! Up! Move!

There's Halik.

- All right, come on,

Dana, let's go.

Get away from me,

you frigging clown!

You frigging mouse.

Get your hands off me,

you frigging duck.

Oh, here comes the campaign.

Whoa!

Oh, sh*t!

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Is this the right color?

- Yeah?

Great.

Come on.

- Are you sure about this?

- Hey, it's the only way.

Come on.

Right this way, miss.

- Don't I get a ticket?

- No, that's all right.

There's no tickets today.

Okay, we gotta

get this car back.

They'll be done in an hour.

- No sweat, man.

- There's my dad.

Over there.

Hi, dad. Good to see you.

Let's get you home.

Wait a...

Why are we rushing?

Hey, don't

worry about it.

- Screw it.

- Let's go.

- Jeff, who is this?

- Don't worry about it.

Oh, crap, roadblock.

They went in there.

Turn! Get them.

I give up.

Please, me too.

Somebody take me, yeah.

Somebody take me, please.

- Somebody take me. I give up.

- Oh, ooh, ooh.

- No, no, no.

- This way.

Let's talk

about some real weapons.

Swat teams all over the nation

call it the k-gun,

or kill gun.

It's capable of firing

40 rounds in three seconds...

- Ho!

- This way.

This way.

Come on, come on.

Come on, here.

It can cut

a man in half in two,

ruin his whole weekend.

And it's great in crowds.

- How about this for laughs?

- They got us.

They don't know us.

Act nonchalant.

Hello, I'm officer Stephens,

Puerto Rican highway patrol.

Buenas noches.

How have you been?

Good to see you.

Nice uniform.

You know, we should

get some of these.

- I'm gonna

mention it to the Chief.

Stop that man.

He's wanted.

I'm not as happy

as I should be.

Follow me!

Hey, hey!

Don't shoot me, I give up.

- Get them, get them.

- Don't shoot me,

I give up.

- Come on.

- Don't shoot!

Get him! Oh, when I

get my hands on him

I'm gonna rip

you a new one, Cannon!

Get that guy.

Come on!

Ready?

Whoa.

- Oh, god.

- I'm gonna rip you apart!

- Stop so I can I'll kill you.

- You gotta help me.

I gotta a few

problems of my own

right now, Tiger.

Listen, you've got a lot

of explaining to do...

- Okay.

- What the...

- Good to have you home.

- What...?

What?

Hey, who...

who in the hell is this guy?

- Who's this guy?

- Let's go, Wink.

Hey, Jeff...

Oh god.

I wonder if he'll shoot our

tires or aim for our heads.

I'm in pursuit

of a Mercedes 500-SEL,

License plate 2GB 485.

Request assistance.

That's what's great

about this force.

You ask for help

and you get it.

They got a whole army after us.

I can just feel it, man.

There's gonna be

a shoot-out now.

Perfect timing.

All right, lady.

Come here, come here.

Get in there, okay.

Relax yourself.

Good.

- Have a nice day.

So long. Bye.

- We did it.

- What's happening?

- You know, I was just

asking everyone,

"Where the hell

are Jeff and Wink?"

Hurry up,

hurry up!

Come on, get them...

Virginia!

- I'm gonna kill you, witch!

- Screw off, you slut.

Come here!

This way.

That's him.

That's the guy.

- In here!

- Do you have

an appointment?

Do you have an appointment?

Do you have...?

You have an appointment?!

Do you have an appointment?

Do you have an appointment?

Do you have an...? Do you have

an appointment?

Sir, I got something here

you should read.

I'll call you back.

Some people just came

into my office.

See, right...

Get off!

- This ledger contains

officer Halik

and Judge Henderson's plan

to bilk the citizens

and the city

of thousands of dollars.

That's a lie.

This man is accused

of armed robbery.

- That's the fatigue jacket

the hold-up man wore.

- What?!

I remember the insignia.

- I'm positive.

This is the man.

- That's a lie.

- That's a lie, sir.

- Arrest this man.

No, no, no.

Judge Henderson, you have

a lot of explaining to do.

How about a little

strip search, and we'll

call this whole thing even?

- Arrest her!

- I'm innocent.

I'm innocent, sir!

Tell him, Nedra!

- Tell him!

- Shut up. I've got enough

problems of my own.

How about a little

dinner and some eating?

How about a little

"Hide the nightstick"?

How about...

It is a great pleasure

to present each of you

with a certificate,

which certifies

you've completed

your course

of driver's education

traffic school.

- Congratulations.

- Yeah!

Thank you.

People, just a little reminder,

there'll be

a post-graduation party

at my place tonight.

I expect you all there

promptly at 8:
00.

Dressed as your favorite

biblical character.

Thank you.

- This is great.

- That's good.

So now that we've graduated,

will I ever see you again?

I think so.

I'm moving in

with you.

Oh, you are?

Mm-hmm.

That's right.

So why don't you

just follow me

in your truck to my place

so we can pick up my things?

So maybe we could stop

at the space lab

and go for a little twirl?

All right, Emma Jean,

let's get going.

- Let me drive, Loretta.

- Why should I let

you drive?

- Because you

can't see a thing.

- Don't be silly,

I can see as well as you can.

There's a feeling

that I sometimes get

Ooh, it's not unusual

For me to swing

'cause I can't see it

I go sneaking

down the hallway

Highway recognize

Taken by a brain wave

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