Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
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- 1962
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The marvel of our time, | I guess, is the exploration of outer space.
Man is, for the first time, | leaving the face of the Earth.
In the name of science, | diplomacy and technology...
we're getting off the planet.
However, the real reason | for this exploration is a simple one...
and I, Roger Hobbs | of St. Louis, Missouri...
have discovered this reason.
It's too damn crowded down here.!
Oh, welcome back, Mr. Hobbs.
- Thank you, Ellen. Glad to be back. | - Did you have a nice vacation?
Wonderful.
Uh, I want you to take something.
This goes to Mrs. Hobbs...
not to be opened | until after my death.
- Is this going to be a long one or a short one? | - I don't know yet.
Then I'd better get another book. | I've only a few pages left in this one.
My darling Peggy...
when you read this, I- Oh.
I'm sorry, but I remembered when you were | dictating that one about Mrs. Hobbs's brother-
what you really thought of him-
it was so long, | I ran right out of the book.
Uh-huh. Uh, well-
All right. Are you ready?
My darling Peggy, | by the time you read this...
I'll be in an urn | at Woodlawn Memorial Park Cemetery.
So let me make it clear | from the very beginning...
that notwithstanding | what I may say here and now...
I loved you to the end | and with all my heart.
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With all my heart. Paragraph.
Please don't think I was hasty.
I was just like any other normal, | red-blooded American gopher...
who works in a big city.
Living underground | most of the time...
naturally, I liked the idea | of a little fresh air.
- Paragraph? | - Paragraph.
This is simply to explain to you...
why, after last month...
you never again | were able to suck me in...
to another gay, happy, | carefree vacation...
with the family-
may God bless and keep | each and every one of them...
individually.
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Even now, there is no man alive...
who believes more devoutly than I do...
that the family is the rock...
upon which civilization is built.
But speaking to you now | from beyond the grave...
let me say to you, frankly...
that I had rather stay on | as a gopher...
than be trapped with my family...
for a whole month in the same house.
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I also agree heartily | with all modern authorities...
that there is no more | sacred obligation in life...
than a lasting communication | between parents and children.
But from now on, I'm going to see | if I can't manage mine by long distance...
and the longer, the better.
- Paragraph? | - No paragraph.
It's not that I don't love them, | you understand.
It's just that the day finally arrives when | a man simply hasn't got the strength...
to handle all the jams | his children get themselves into.
Sailing date:
June 2.Remember lastJune, Peggy?
I called you from the office | that it was all set for a month's vacation?
Well, what I had in mind, darn it...
was a month off | just for you and me.
Just a couple of old smoothies | on the loose again...
communicating with nobody but each other | and an occasional deck steward.
- I can't see. | - Good evening.
Oh, hello. Would you mind | moving over a little bit, please?
How would you like to spend next month | on a real Western dude ranch?
- No, thanks. | - That's what you think, buster.
Ee-yah.!
Will you listen-Will you listen | for just one minute, darling?
Ah, hang up, Mother. Tell 'em Father's | home drunk and needs looking after.
- It's Katey, long distance. | - Well, what's- Nothing wrong, is there?
Oh, you bet there is. | She doesn't want to go to Emerald Bay.
It is not stupid, Katey, and I must say | that it's not very bright of you...
to keep describing every place in the world | that's not Paris as stupid.
Now- Now, will you listen to me | for one second?
Paris? Wh-What about Paris?
Oh, she and three other girls out of her class | have cooked up some crazy notion...
of gallivanting all over Europe | this summer.
But how in the world | are you going to pay for it, Katey?
Yeah, I'd sort of be interested | in the answer to that one myself.
Oh, no, darling.
You can lend it to her, and she'll pay it back | weekly out of her allowance, with interest.
By golly, you really got to hand it | to the kid for trying, don't you?
- How much interest? | - Mother!
Mother. Mother! | Positively weird, both of them.
You should see my mother. | Absolutely weird!
I have never seen anybody | as weird as my mother.
They're all... so insecure.
- That's right. | - Mother? Now, really, I can't-
I'm sorry, darling, but it's out of the question, | and that's all there is to it.
I have to hang up now because | we have a call coming in from Susie.
- Hugs and kisses, darling. Bye now. | - Mom!
Mother?
- She hung up. | - How weird.
Oh, they're weird, I'll tell you.
Positively weird.
Well, what's this | Emerald Bay business?
Well, the Nickersons are letting us | have their beach house there for August.
- It's right on the water, just south of San Francisco. | - You mean for the children?
For all of us. | It's big enough for the whole family.
- Wait a minute, honey. Just wait-wait- | - Oh, I know, I know.
This is the chance of a lifetime for | an old-fashioned family get-together...
and we mustn't be selfish about it.
But, honey, | that wasn't the idea at all.
Do you realize that this may be the last time | we'll ever be all together again?
That's what you say every time, | and I admit it's a very attractive prospect.
Oh, Rog, the way you talk, people would | think that you don't love your children.
Oh, I love 'em dearly, | just from different distances.
For instance, I've never loved Katey | as much in my life...
as I have since she enrolled | at that school 900 miles away.
Has it ever occurred to you | that maybe Katey needs you?
Needs me? She gets sick at her stomach | every time she looks at me.
That's exactly what I mean. We're losing our | children, and do you know whose fault it is?
- Ours. | - All right. Where did we fail?
Well, we haven't kept in close touch | with our children.
We haven't actually shared with them | in all of their problems and pleasures.
Honey, I don't know about that.
All I know is that Katey | doesn't need me...
and Susie doesn't need me, | and Janie doesn't need me.
Danny only needs me to pick up | a copy of Playboy for him every month.
That must be Susie.
Hello? Hello, Susie!
She had to talk to Stan about it first.
- You mean you're asking them too? | - Yes, I'll hold it.
Did you notice how pale those children | looked in these last pictures?
Honey, everybody looks pale | in snapshots, even cannibals.
The whole thing's getting out of hand, | with a whole pack of babies joining in.
What do you mean, "whole pack"? | She's got exactly two children.
You sure?
- Come in, Brenda. | - Oh, hello, Brenda.
What did he say, darling?
Oh, he did? | But that would spoil the whole idea.
Your father simply lives | for those children.
And Janie's bringing Junior.
They can all play on the beach together. | How's Peewee?
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