Mr. Nobody
They can't do sh*t, man!
The f***in' Ibanians
can suck your balls, man!
If they tell tales on races
to the cops,
everyone will spit on them, man.
They won't tell them about races,
they'll find different
things to tell them.
They'll burn your car down
for starters.
Come on, man!
It was an accident, it
could have been me in that car.
If it was you, we wouldn't
let them get away with it!
Only for a month, man. Go to your
sister, and then we'll see.
What are you talking about!
I am not going back
to Russia, never!
The f***in' Albanians
can suck your balls, man!
- Tell them man!
- Yeah man!
I'm staying! End of story!
NOBOD Y:
One year later
Quit hanging around,
Julia... keep working!
HOMER - OD YSSEY
Let's see...
Where did we stop?
Hey scholar! What took you
so long. People are waiting!
Papagiannis, Karaoli Dimitriou
and Afroditis str...
Sorry...
Did I scare you?
Yeah...
I got a little scared, I'm ok.
- Are you alright?
- Yeah.
- The pizzas?
- Ok.
I have to go now.
What about Tassos?
Thanks, but no way!
He is a bit...
he is such a jerk, Nelly!
The other day, we were
at school talking,
I turned around and find out he was
looking at his reflection on a glass!
Ok, listen now,
I'll see you tonight ok?
Bye, kisses.
Come to prepare the table...
Your father and brother
are waiting to eat.
(In Albanian) I'll go check
if the laundry is ready...
We haven't ordered pizzas, lad.
- Today is the date?
- Yeah, today...
Enough...
I haven't been f***ed in the
joint, and I won't get f***ed now.
- How are you?
- Fine, man. How about you?
Fine.
Reading to your father
again, huh?
Did he get it all?
- Have you bought a car?
- No
No?
- Girlfriend?
- What do you mean?
Speak up!
Do you have a girlfriend or not?
I do... I mean I did... I mean...
What kind of bullshit
question is this?
Same old...
Like I've never left.
You too.
As I see, they've brought you
to reason.
- Mom, where is my blouse?
- What blouse?
- You already know!
- I don't know.
The one I was trying on before,
tell me!
You should keep them
from loosing them.
(In Albanian)
What blouse is she talking about?
I'm sharing my cell with this guy.
I'm kind of chilling, so does he.
Then he starts scratching himself,
I mean scratching himself to death.
He scratches his nose... and scratches...
his nose falls off, he picks it up
and throws it out.
Why are you laughing, a**hole?
Listen to the rest of it.
We stay cool for a while,
and he starts scratching himself
again. Scratching his ear.
Scratching and scratching, bye-bye
ear, he throws it out of the cell too.
And the wanker didn't have enough.
He starts scratching his arm.
Scratching and scratching,
there goes the arm...
he throws it away as well.
I look at him and I'm like,
"Hey dude, I can see you're
leaving us one day at a time."
It's a joke and
I've heard it before.
it was in the joint, huh?
It's a fact.
That's the way it was.
You meet a girl and then you
can't get your mind off her,
has this ever happened to you?
To meet her out of the blue, and
then think about her all the time.
especially in the last year!
Come on, prick,
I'm serious.
Me too! You know me.
I see a girl, I get crazy,
I f*** her and run. You are
This is true love, pal!
I'm going!
Even if you litter all my clothes,
I'm going.
Do you want me to wake him up?
I don't care!
Don't you get it? You're
a grown woman.
You can't hang around
Seventeen!
This is my school's ball.
At your age I used
to work all day.
It was exhausting.
No time for balls and loitering.
Nobody made you come here.
Nobody! It was your choice.
We've done it for your own good.
We wanted you to grow up
in a proper way.
So, not doing what my
friends do is the proper way?
- You are a Muslim girl!
- You are the Muslim! I am nothing!
Together again at last!
We'll f*** them all!
This motherf***er was in jail,
where have you been, you a**hole?
- On the wildside.
- Where, in the pizza place?
What's your problem
with the pizzas, man?
He wants to be the pizzaboy
of the month!
- Pizzaboy my ass.
- F*** you all!
- They make some fine pizzas, man.
- How do you know?
I've tried it, wanker.
I don't believe it, he had to order
pizza so that he could meet you.
He didn't bring the pizza,
man, a Pakistani did.
They make some fine spaghetti too.
Hey guys...
the ladies...
She has sucked his bone
marrow to the last drop, man.
Did you see her?
A wild beast. Came
straight from the jungle.
Listen to this!
There comes this dude,
totally rolling in it...
He owns an Astra, two hundred
and forty horses,
it won't do.
What are you saying, man? Two
hundred and forty horses won't do?
- The guy was stuck, it won't do.
- What did your boss tell him?
Tell him what?
You are an a**hole?
And starts loading it. Turbo engine,
intercooler...
the car is over-f***ing-loaded...
three hundred horses! You can add
two wings and it takes-off, man!
If we pass later by the parking
lot, I'll tell him to set it up.
Why are you hitting me, a**hole?
- He got out just today!
- So what?
He's spent time for dope,
not for illegal car racing!
A**hole... you always slapping
just like that...
Can you lend me for some action?
I'm gonna tell her:
Jungle-girl, are you aware
of who I am?
I am Jacques Cousteau,
get prepared for some exploration!
Jacques Cousteau explored
the oceans, not the jungle, a**hole.
Who did the jungle?
How should I know?
- What about home?
- What about it?
Have you got anywhere to stay?
You can come to my place.
Me, you and the rest of the
country. I'll sleep next to granny?
Yeah, you're gonna
kiss her goodnight too.
Seriously, what do you say?
- He's staying at your place?
- Yes
Let's go to the bathroom.
Can I come too?
Did you get pissed off
with something?
You've got this look...
I'm ok.
I had a quarrel with
my mother at home.
And you got dressed like
a nun to punish her?
Where is that blouse
we bought together?
Wait...
Put this on.
Do as I tell you just
once and put it on.
And then we'll do the rest.
Come on hurry,
the guy is waiting.
Are you doing this on purpose?
Yeah. On purpose.
I'm sitting there with my friends.
See you later.
Have you pissed
on your pants, man?
- Where are the drinks?
- I'll go get new ones.
The other one has been released,
how come you buy the drinks?
- I received my bachelor degree.
- What?
I received my bachelor degree.
We'll talk about it later.
I'm going to the barwoman!
- So, a lawyer that is.
- So?
Nothing. Nice...
Life is full of surprises.
So you won't be talking
to us from now on?
Definitely I'll be talking to you.
I'll make you my best client.
I'll see you later.
Would you like to dance?
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