Mr. Right Page #8

kid, he's bigger than me.

He's stronger than me.

But... and you're gonna like this.

He had this turtle.

The most important part is,

he loved this turtle.

And I thought, you know,

I'm bigger than a turtle.

I'm stronger than a turtle.

And you know the sound a turtle

makes when you crush it?

Screams.

Now you're catching my drift,

right?

Clown nose shows up, he sees you bleeding

out, gets him thrown off his game.

Squish. Johnny moon wins. Done.

You know,

truth is, it wasn't about Eric.

Truth is...

You know, I just love

crushing turtles.

Aah! Oww! F***! Aah!

Ow!

Ow! You mother...

Just f***in' die.

I like turtles, you dick!

Whoa!

Johnny, Richie's dead!

The guy you're calling is dead.

Sorry. What?

Hello? Hello!

Super-good.

Super-good.

It's not

that I'm angry with you.

It's just that I'm disappointed.

I'm gonna take you

out into the desert,

I'm gonna dose you up on

something really, really special

and we're gonna reprogram

this sh*t out of your brain.

Too late for that.

- This is bad.

Babe?

You here?

Where the f*** is Johnny?

And why do you have his phone?

Okay, he told me to tell you

that he, um, wanted to go to

Canada to visit his girlfriend.

They met online. She designs jewelry.

She seems super-sweet.

- Shut the f*** up. Where is he?

- Okay.

Okay.

I did kill him. I bashed him

over the head with a statue.

And you're next.

No, you... you're lying.

- You're lying!

Sh*t.

Oh, f***!

You f***ing b*tch!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did that hurt?

F***!

My f***ing hand!

I told you this would happen!

I told you, but you

didn't listen to me!

Nobody listens to me!

God!

I am a t. Rex!

I am invincible!

Oh, well done. This is great.

Thanks for this.

Yeah?

This isn't exactly

how I saw the day going.

Really?

I promised Martha

I wouldn't kill anybody.

Oh, well, that's a relief.

I'll tell you what, Francis.

I might not be the good guy

or whatever,

but it takes one to know one.

I mean, look at you.

You look like a f***ing

psychopath right now.

You think you're just gonna walk

out of this life and settle down?

You'll never be normal.

Good.

Hey!

Hey!

Who the f***

wants to be normal anyway?

Oi, turn around, you daft c*nt!

Francis!

You're gonna make me

shoot you in the back?

The truth is,

you got boring, hopper.

- Hey, Steve!

- You all right, buddy?

Yeah, I'm okay now.

Look at you, man.

The bounty on hopper's,

like, $5 million.

What? This motherf***er

worth $5 million?

I'm rich, b*tch!

Hey, you got any green ones?

I saved a couple for you.

Thanks, man.

Hey, dancer.

Yeah?

Thank you.

Hey, right on.

Hey, dummy.

Hey, baby.

You're all wet.

I am wet.

I missed you.

I missed you.

Oh, where did you get these?

I got 'em from Steve. Steve?

Hey, Steve.

You know Steve?

Baby, your pupils are super-dilated.

Really?

Did you get shot in the face?

Yeah.

I got shot in the face.

You did?

Yeah.

Who did that?

I'll bang him.

No, I banged him.

I banged him, and I banged

the other guy, yeah.

I banged them

right in their faces.

You banged two guys?

I banged two guys!

That's a-list killing,

Martha.

That's a clean sweep. You

got all the main bad guys.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, you know,

I... I make sh*t happen.

Confidence.

Yeah, confidence.

F***ing t. Rex.

Rrrr!

Hey, listen. We gotta go to

the hospital real bad. Okay.

Okay. Let's go. Let's go.

You're right.

Hey, Steve,

can you give us a ride?

Where do you wanna go first? Don't make

me choose. You know I'm bad at this.

I'm so indecisive, it's

like torture. Okay.

I'll tell you what. I got a plan.

Oh, yeah?

Jalapeo, we go to Thailand

for the Allosaurus dig.

Lime, we go to Brazil

for the pterodactyls.

Whichever one you pick, that's

the one you really wanted.

Targets in sight.

Snatch and grab as soon

as they leave the market.

Copy that.

Alpha team in position.

Oh! Jalapeo!

I'm really happy.

- I wanted it to be the Jalapeo.

- Thailand?

Yeah!

Thailand it is.

- He's got nowhere to go.

- Echo team, prepare for lockdown.

Target has something

in his hand.

Wait.

Could be a weapon.

- What's he doing?

- Echo team, what can you see?

What's he doing? We've lost visual

contact with the female target.

We've been spotted.

Sh*t!

Where's the girl?

Who's got eyes on the girl?

Oh, sh*t.

What you looking at?

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