Mujer sin piano, La

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WOMAN WITHOUT PIANO

- Are you coming home for lunch?

- Yes.

I was going to defrost some ribs

and do them with potatoes.

But I haven't got any marinade.

I'll roast them with fries.

- But I could marinade them.

- Do what's easiest.

I don't mind. But a marinade

is better left overnight.

How did you sleep?

Fine.

And your ear?

I'm off

Good morning, and welcome!

It's Monday..

War is imminent.

People are stocking up on

supplies,

fearful of what lies ahead

That's the latest news

from Baghdad...

I want to pick up this parcel.

Are you the addressee

or are you authorized?

- The parcel is for me.

- Then you're the addressee.

Fill in the form

and show me your ID, please.

You have to sign it.

This document has expired, ma'am.

But it's me.

I can't hand over the parcel.

Look at the photo.

Ma'am, it expired three years ago.

I know that, but it's me.

Yes, ma'am, but you must understand.

If your ID has expired

I can't give you the parcel.

It's something

I bought by mail order.

Look, here's the name of the

product. Compare it with the parcel.

I'm sorry, the Post Office

can't accept that.

But I've signed the form!

Don't worry, we'll keep it.

When you come with your ID

we'll hand it over.

Even if I'm not here,

just show your ID

and they'll find the form

and give you the parcel.

You've got two weeks

from the notification date.

This office is open until 8:00

You could also bring your passport

or your driving license.

Let's see if our first caller

is lucky Good morning.

- Good morning.

- What's your name?

- Carmen.

- Where are you calling from?

- Vilafranca del Penedes, Barcelona.

- From Barcelona.

We want to send the money there...

Hello, love, how are you?

Don't worry, pet,

it'll all work out, really.

What matters is to get my father

to pay for the drinks

and to get money from the guests.

No gifts.

We have to get at least six grand.

- Yes?

- Good morning, ma'am.

- Do you have a land line?

- Yes.

Well, you can stop paying for it.

Sigh up for our Broad Band

service today

and get a lifetime

of free national calls.

You 'H receive our voice box system

if you have a router.

Do you have a router, ma'am?

We're not interested.

Do you hear it all the time?

Yes.

They say I've lost

but I don't mind.

What annoys me is the ringing

and that numb feeling

around my ear.

- You really hear it all the time?

- Yes.

Right now?

Yes.

That's awful.

They don't know why.

The Health Service took four months

to give me a hearing test

and then the ENT doctor told me

I've got good hearing

despite the ringing.

He sent me to the neurologist,

who sent me to the psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist

prescribed tranquilizers

and told me to play the radio loud

to drown the ringing.

Will you hand me that?

What is it, mom?

Having my hairs plucked.

No.

Winds of up to 75 mph.

Have halted all sailings

to Ceuta and Melilla.

One of the UN inspectors in Iraq,

Hans Blix,

says the teams will remain

in the country

until the fast hopes are gone

Yes?

Hello.

Yes.

Don't worry.

Hang on, I'll have a look.

How about Wednesday?

'Bye.

Yes?

Hello, I'm Sandra Martin,

I'm calling from Reser Inter...

Hi, it's me.

Did you cook the ribs?

I won't be home for lunch,

business is lousy.

OK.

We can have them tonight, right?

The disarmament will be done

by force,

as George Bush said...

Many countries are committed

to peace and security

and now is the time

for them to show

that their commitment

to peace and security

is real.

We all said

before coming here...

I'm going to bed.

We didn't come to the Azores

to make a declaration of war.

After having made every effort...

- Good night.

- Good night.

They have said

this is the last attempt,

Saddam's last opportunity to disarm

or to take the road to exile.

It is also

diplomacys last opportunity

After this statement which ended

with a call

to the international community,

Saddam Hussein threatened...

You're not hungry?

Give me a kiss...

The reproduction period

for whales...

It's very easy.

It doesn't require any effort,

unlike the other,

when we take the dirt with us.

You just pass it very gently

and comfortably

Look how weir' it works

All the hairs, all the dirt...

STOP REQUESTED:

What are you doing here?

Where were you going?

To the South Bus Station.

I can't take you.

I'm going to the depot.

And you can't smoke here.

A ticket for the first bus

to leave, please.

That board shows

all the departures from 7:00 am.

This ticket office

is closed until 7:00 am.

The number you are calling

is unavailable or out...

You can't smoke in the station.

We have the same ringing tone.

How did you sleep?

I change mine.

Bach...

Electronic...

Maybe.

I take care of your bag.

You not scared. I watch it.

Give me a sandwich, and a brandy

in a small glass, please.

You have to pay at the till first.

We don't have small glasses.

Is a big one OK?

What kind of sandwich?

'Evening, Germn.

You can't smoke in the station.

We would remind you

that smoking is not allowed

in the station...

Got a cigarette?

Got a light?

Hello.

How are you?

He says why don't we both go.

So why are you here?

You can't smoke in the station.

I like your wig.

What's your name?

Missing. Polish, 32.

Please call 669720997

Electronic.

I have changed the ringing tone.

My name is Radek

but you can say Roberto.

What is your name?

Rosa.

Excuse me, we have to clear

the station.

I'm going on journey,

to Poland, tomorrow.

Katowice. Yes.

Excuse me, we have to clear

the station.

Excuse me, we have to clear

the station.

If I cannot fix something

I get angry,

because everything can be fixed.

Nothing is a catastrophe.

Also when a can of Coca Cola

fall on computer

or a child throws TV on floor.

Now no one wants to fix appliances.

They just throw them away.

It's a P"V...

Excuse me, we have to clear

the station.

Factories every year make

new models that do not last

and customers have to change

the appliance.

Excuse me, we have to clear

the station.

I am hungry.

In a restaurant

I first look the prices

and the money I have

But I don't look now,

I have lots of money.

I want potato salad.

Some potato salad, please.

And a brandy.

Now no one wants to fix appliances.

They just throw them away.

In Poland nothing is thrown away.

Everything is fixed.

Not in Spain.

Here, a piece breaks

and people throw

the whole appliance away.

That is why I work in construction.

But really

I'm a specialized professional.

In construction I earn three times

as much but I don't like it.

Yes...

I do not eat potato salad

since February 10 last year.

I like potato salad,

but I like tripe too.

We can order tripe.

Some tripe, please.

If my work fixing house appliances

really makes the world better

then life has meaning.

I like it when I fix things

and things work.

It's very nice...

it's very nice to work in

my brain with interesting problems.

Yes...

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