Mujer sin piano, La Page #2

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I do not eat tripe

since July 4 last year.

You do not eat?

- Do you have a signal?

- Yes.

Do you have a phone?

On the left, past the washrooms.

The number you have called

is unavailable or out of range.

Rosa, I have paid,

because I want to invite.

Let's go.

...when I fix, my thoughts stay

inside the appliance forever.

You shouldn't take out so much money

and show it like that.

For me and for the users

who hire me

repairing gives meaning

to our lives.

I'm going to the toilet.

I'm going to piss.

The number you are calling...

Sorry.

What's wrong with you?

She's not listening.

She's not going.

Come on.

The number you are calling

is unavailable

or out of range.

Birds are born

with their parents' genes.

If the father is a good singer,

the children

will have a fine tone...

It's closed.

The ideal reproduction time

is in the spring.

The female lays three to six eggs,

one each day,

and that's why the breeder

removes the first two

and replaces them

with plastic eggs.

Otherwise, the last birds

would die.

It's done so that all the birds

are born the same day

These eggs are plastic

and now we put

her eggs...

Hello, Rosa.

What's that?

A shoe.

Made in Menorca.

Size 5.

Rosa, do you believe

in life after death?

I don't.

I don't believe in God,

but I'm Polish,

like the Pope.

Leave me...

Leave me...

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Now I need to sleep.

What do I owe you?

The kid paid me.

Come on.

I'm dirty.

I'm dirty.

I'm going on journey

to Poland, tomorrow.

Katowice.

Go out the back door.

After El Brillante

there's an orthopedic shoe store.

It's on the right,

Excuse me.

You have to leave the key.

The number you are calling

is unavailable or out of range.

May I have a squid sandwich, please?

And a brandy in a small glass.

One squid sandwich!

NO SMOKING:

BACON WITH PEPPERS

BLOOD SAUSAGE:

SPANISH OMELE:

- May I have another drink, please?

- Very well.

Hello, Rosa.

What are you looking at?

This morning, I don't know why,

I took down a painting

that was over my bed

and I hid it behind the closet.

What is in the painting?

It's not a nice painting.

There's a man on a horse

hunting in a forest.

He's just fired three arrows

into a deer.

There are two dogs.

Three wolves are chasing them.

The hunter only has two arrows left.

You see that clearly.

What will he do

when the three wolves attack him

and he only has two arrows?

Well,

maybe the wolves eat wounded deer

and hunter can run away

with his dogs.

Why are you running away?

You should be at home,

with your family,

with someone looking after you.

And why do you not have children?

You children are all selfish.

What are you doing?

Watching TV.

I fixed it.

I like it when I fix things

and things work.

It's very nice to work in my brain

with interesting problems.

Come on, turn off the TV

and come to bed.

Good morning.

Good evening.

I'd like to order breakfast

for two for tomorrow morning.

You should have ordered it

last night.

There's a form

on the bedside table.

You have to fill it in

and hang it on your door

before 1:
00 am.

You can have breakfast

in the dining room from 9:00.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

The needle is very fine

and I have to put it in each pore

which is where the hair root is.

The pores are almost microscopic

but I see them

through a magnifying glass.

Then I press the pedal

and an electric charge

goes straight

to the tip of the needle

and burns the hair.

It's very efficient and clean.

Each client brings her own needle.

It's a very specialized job.

All kinds of girls come to my house.

Most are obsessed

with their bodies and their hair.

They're idiots

But some have got real problems.

They have hair like men,

on their face, their neck,

even on their breasts.

They're very embarrassed

when they arrive

but they leave very happy.

Some more fritters, please.

When did you last eat fritters?

March 10, last week.

Why are you going to Poland?

So they can put me in prison.

That's why I'm growing mustache.

Yes.

Five years ago, I got a loan

to open a repair shop in Katowice.

But it went badly.

So I came to Spain to work

in construction with my brother.

In Poland when you don't pay

back money, you go to prison.

Also if it's not much money.

I didn't repay loan

and they're looking for me

Yes.

I have to go

and give back money quickly.

I go to prison for a week.

Only 7 days, because I'm going

to give money,

and I come back.

'Bye.

You want a coffee?

Peach juice.

For international tickets?

To where?

Poland.

On your right, after the cafe,

at the far end.

- I want a ticket for Katowice.

- For what day?

Today, at 7:
30.

That's in 30 minutes.

Name?

Rosa.

Thank you.

One ticket Madrid-Katowice

for today at 7:
30 am.

You have to be on platform 30

twenty minutes before.

Thank you.

Have a nice trip.

Two peach juices, please.

Three euros, please.

Thank you.

Your receipt.

Ma'am,

your receipt.

Ma'am, the receipt for your drinks!

Thank you.

Ma'am, your change!

Ma

.am!

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

I want an omelet sandwich

and a lemon drink.

Four euros, please.

Thank you.

Yes?

Mom, I've got 37 lost calls

from you. Is anything wrong?

No.

- What did you want?

- Nothing.

And you called me 37 times?

I wanted to tell you something.

What is it?

Nothing, we'll talk tomorrow.

Go on, or you'll wake

your father.

Who was it?

The kid.

What did he want?

Nothing.

And he calls

at 8:
00 in the morning...

Where were you all night?

Go back to sleep,

you still have a bit longer.

How's your ear?

Fine.

Are you coming home for lunch?

Francisco...

What?

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