Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Encoded by CharmeLeon

Fie! Fie!

Greetings, sir.

- May you be happy..

Please take a look at my grandson's

horoscope and predict his future.

Certainly.

Let me see your forehead.

The lines on his

forehead make it so obious..

..that the fury of Jupiter, the Sun,

Mars and Saturn will rule his life.

They will dominate his life totally!

Should he be prooked by someone..

..this boy will

certainly not spare him.

What should we name him?

Sameer. gust of cool breeze.

- Sameer..

By nature, he's hot-headed.

The name will keep him calm.

Come to me. Come. Sameer.

Guess what? Don't ever make the

mistake of getting him married.

There you are! e has kicked me!

s he grows up, he'll use his fists

and kicks more than his mouth!

l'm not sparing you!

l'm not sparing you! Never!

Sameer.. moe children,

move. What are you doing, Sameer?

Leae him, Sameer. Sameer, l say..

No, Sameer. Oh, my God.

Sameer, leae him! Leae him!

- ow dare you, Sameer? - Sameer?

Sorry, sir. l am really ery sorry.

- Okay.

Come on, Sameer! Come with me!

Sameer, why did you raise

your hand at the Principal?

When l lose my temper..

..it feels as if a hundred

guitars are playing in my brains!

Cool down, Sameer. Cool down.

Now, tell me.

Why did you hit Chintu?

l was angry because he abused you.

Sameer, my mother says,

anger is love's worst enemy.

One who can't control his temper..

..can't control

anything in his lifetime.

Now, stop being

angry and smile. Smile!

So, you won't smile?

l'll set your mood right in a moment.

The insolent!

- Go topless.

Those with iron pyjamas..

- ave an ape for an uncle!

Whose aunts are cats..

- ave dogs for friends!

When it comes to the pickle..

- They hug, buddy!

This is too much. his is too much.

Sameer gets into a fight with

someone or the other eery day..

..and today, he raised his

hands on me! he Principal!

So much of anger is not good, Ma'am.

lt's Arun who always calms him down.

e was born with the temper.

ow will l explain..

ver since his parents have died..

..his temper is getting

worse and worse.

l understand, ma'am.

nd that is why l'm not

throwing him out of the school.

But l'm really worried. lf this is

how Sameer alhotra's childhood is..

..how is his adolescence

going to be?

Sameer, stop it.

Sameer..

Sameer. No.

So, these three

fractures and the 36 stitches..

ls it all your doing?

- Yes, sir. l'e thrashed them.

But you must ask them

why l hit them.

ey, come on, babe. Come on, babe.

- Stop it.

elp! No!

Stop it.

There's this girl

Sameer wants to marry..

..and these guys were treating

her like a ball in the basket!

ln 1 998, you beat up a

professor in the college?

e didn't have any

time to teach the boys.

But he would call the girls home

all alone and give them tuitions.

e had eil on his mind.

So, l gae it to him!

What wrong did l do?

ln the year 2000, you

rescued a man who was drowning..

..and gave him a beating?

- l was the one who saved him too!

There was a board which said in bold

letters, "Swimming is forbidden."

"Danger zone."

Then why did he go there? l gae

it to him. What wrong did l do?

Look, we hae

receied eight complaints..

..against you

in the last fie years.

You might get more..

Listen this is

my last warning to you.

lf l receie another complaint,

you're going straight to jail!

Rs.3000. Fine.

You may kiss the bride.

Roma? You'e got married?

Sameer, please,

today is my wedding day.

Don't be angry today.

Please don't hit someone.

l'll..

- No, wait here.

There's no saying when

he might hit someone.

You think l'll hit you? Why?

ow can l hit you?

l..

nd l thought you..

Did you think l'd marry you?

- Yes.

ave you eer told me

that you love me? - No.

No? lsn't it?

nd look at him.

e's so sweet, so gentle..

e loes me so much. And you..

Now, listen to me. No girl can

eer fall in loe with you.

She can only be afraid of you.

- Why?

You hae such a temper,

een l'm afraid of you.

Remember how you thrashed those boys

at the basketball court, Sameer?

But they had made a mistake.

They had to be punished.

very human being makes a mistake.

What if l had made a mistake?

You'd hae hit me too,

isn't it? lsn't it true?

Let's go.

Sameer, are you really going away?

- Yes, Grandma.

l've got the job of a

lifeguard in Goa. lt's a nice job.

Besides, l get into a lot

of fights here, Grandma.

lf l go to a new place and meet new

people, l might not get into fights.

My son, think again before you go.

The reason behind the

fights is your temper.

Your temper will go

with you wherever you go.

Yes, Brother. lf you leae, l'll be

worried about you all the time.

You're the one l'll worry about.

l've got to get you

educated and married.

l've got to have

grandma's eyes operated upon..

..and send her to grandpa

in heaven at the earliest.

l'm not going away in a hurry.

e'll have to wait!

But before you leae,

you'll hae to promise me..

..that you won't get into

fights and brawls with anyone.

ls that clear, my son?

Grandma, l swear it on your head.

l'll neer lose my temper again.

One, two..

ls that your luggage, mister?

lso this bag?

Four? Four bags?

Yes.

Which is the bag?

l mean, the bag in which you're

carrying the cash and aluables.

Terrible times, you see.

You could easily be robbed.

Robberies are

commonplace in trains nowadays.

Difficult to tell the

authentic passenger from the thief!

Go to sleep. l'll stay kamue.

- l'm not sleepy.

Mister, this period

between 3 and 5 in the morning..

..is meant to be spent in slumber.

oweer strong a man is..

..he does drift into it

at least once.

l want to see when you go to sleep.

- l told you, l'm not sleepy,

ll right.

ctually, l loe my forty winks.

l'm going to sleep.

Yes, Grandma, l'e reached safely.

Okay..

Yes.

- Thank you, mister. - What for?

For looking after my luggage.

l'll explain. l hae a weakness.

l can't stay kamue in the night

nd l can't sleep in the train,

for fear of losing my luggage..

..and that is why,

l pulled off a fast one.

So that l could go to sleep

and you'd look after my luggage.

Nice idea, isn't it?

Know what? You're a great guy.

l think l must trael

with you on my way back too.

ere's my card.

Phone me on this number..

..l'll find you at

the station. ye. Bye.

elp me, Grandma!

"Say Lord Goind and Lord Gopal."

ey, Lord, protect my

son in the new place.

"Come, beloed.

Get mesmerised by me."

"he enironment is intoxicated."

"he weather is exotic.

My heart is crazy."

"njoy your life."

"hat's the way.

- l like it."

"Don't.. Don't kiss me."

"he one who locks horns with me.."

"Oh, yes."

"Come fall in loe as

young days are here. "

Let me help you with your bags.

"lt's time to live.

Live in gusto.."

"Sing in the praise of Goind,

Gopal."

Lord, help Sameer find his love.

"Beloed. Beloved.."

"ail Lord Rama. ail Lord Krishna."

"ail Lord Rama. ail Lord Krishna."

- i, Neha.

"Come along, beloed.."

"Come along, beloed."

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