Mujhse Shaadi Karogi Page #2

"Let's dance."

"Oh, yes, l like it."

"Let's sing and dance."

Baby!

ldiot!

Move aside!

ey!

You..

- Yes. l'm Raj. e's Paul.

Our misfortune, we're brothers.

Twins.

l'm an astrologer who

predicts people's future..

..from their birth-charts..

..and he ruins their future!

What does your brother do?

- e belongs to the agle gang.

Very dangerous people.

Never cross their path.

Never. - You appear to be

a stranger in town.

Whom are you visiting?

- Mr. Duggal

Mr. Duggal!

- Yes, he has a acant room.

Not just a room, his

brains are empty too.

e would be a police

inspector in Goa..

..and has blood clotted

in his head eer since..

..a thief struck him with a stick.

Whereer the clot stands,

that part becomes useless.

e plays deaf, dumb and blind.

Let's see what he's playing today.

e's playing blind today.

l don't believe this!

- You will, ery soon.

That's Mr. Duggal!

But he's looking at me.

- No, you're looking at him.

Let me show you. Wait.

ldiots! You hit me

because l'm blind today?

When l start seeing again, none of

you will be seen around here again!

Do you believe it now?

Wait a moment.

l'm glad you're here.

l haen't had any tea.

Give me half a litre of milk.

ls the milk over, Bansi?

l'm not Bansi. l'm Sameer.

l'm sorry, l thought

you were the milkman.

When did the headlights go off?

ow does that concern you?

You're not a doctor, are you?

Give me the milk.

- But l'm not a milkman..

l'm Raj, the astrologer!

- The astrologer!

Such a big mouth!

- lt's not my mouth. lt's a bag

nd here is your mouth!

- Let me be, please!

What brings you here?

- l'm the one who came here.

l've landed a job

at the beach resort.

Mr. Sharma has had a word with you.

For the room, isn't it?

Come, l'll take you to your room.

l'll show you to your room.

Go upstairs from here.

Your room is right ahead. Go on.

There's no room there!

- No?

But l saw it last night.

Did it disappear overnight?

ello. - You're showing him

the wrong place.

The room is oer there!

- Where?

ere! Come with me.

- You're throwing me out?

We're actually going in!

l'll check out the room later.

Let's talk about the rent first.

l can pay you 2500 at the most.

- l'll collect at least Rs.5000!

lt's okay if you agree.

Or you may leave..

ey! lt's me!

- Why do you keep butting in?

Give him half the room for 2500.

Find another tenant

for the other half.

ls Bansi staying with you too?

- But l'm not Bansi!

Don't be angry. Give

me half a litre of milk.

But l'm not the milkman!

l'm Raj the astrologer!

So, what are you doing here? Go

and look up people's horoscopes.

Show Sameer the room. Come, Sameer.

lt's me!

Where's Sameer?

- ere l am, sir

Come on.

Lord, it's Your responsibility

to hae an operation..

..conducted on grandma's eyes.

My sister's education and..

..her marriage is also

Your responsibility.

Fill up the coffers at

the earliest, please.

nd okay, it's my responsibility to

make offerings to You at the temple.

"Dearest.."

"Come along, beloed.

Come along, beloed.."

"Come to me, beloved."

What is this? Oh, God!

as r. Duggal asked you to come

and go through the balcony, Brother?

No.

- Not your mistake, though.

Whoever stays in that house

does take a fall in his lifetime.

lt's because of the sight ahead.

- You're right.

nd l wish you keep

doing this to me eery day.

l feel so nice today!

You? lready here to pick me up?

l told you to call up and come.

No, l can't go with you so early.

Okay, do something.

Look around Goa for a couple of days,

then we'll leae together.

Good morning.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Who is he?

- Our new manager.

New manager. Oh, no.

e'll kill me!

i.

- i how are you? l am Sam.

l am Rai.

- ow are you doing?

You sent for me, sir?

re you Suraj?

- No.

Suraj Prakash.

- Time for you to set, Suraj (Sun).

You won't ever rise

in the morning again.

ln your 14 years of service, you

were neer in the night shift.

Now onwards, you will work

in the night for a month.

Sir, l'll die.

- Two months.

l'll be ruined, sir.

- Three months.

nd listen..

- Yes, sir?

Sleep is man's worst weakness.

nd the time between 3 and 5

is the most ulnerable one.

lf l see your shoulders droop at

that time, you are off the roster.

l get it.

Mr. Sameer.

"Beloed."

When did you get this motorbike?

- My company gave it to me today.

No, you got it yesterday.

- Today.

You're talking about the motorbike,

l'm talking about your eyes.

You clapped your eyes on

Rani yesterday, right?

Rani? Who?

l'm watching the kids play.

Really? l'm a gifted astrologer.

l've seen your horoscope.

Let me introduce you to Rani.

Otherwise, you will keep

falling off your window.

l'm a priest of Loe. Because

of us priests, two hearts meet..

..a family is made,

new babies are born..

..there's no greater joy than this.

"Beloed."

er father, the colonel,

is a strict man, l hear.

e's retired. e may

be pulled up any time.

e won't find a better son-in-law.

- Never.

e's going to embrace you

in the first meeting itself.

Okay, l'll leave now. hank you

for the coffee. ye, you guys.

ls Ms. Rani cross with you?

- No.

Then why is she going that way?

Rani!

- Yes, priest? - Please come here.

She's coming.

- Yes.

Once you guys shake hands..

..it won't take much time

for your hearts to meet.

Come. Be prepared.

aven't seen the colonel for days.

- Our car's in the garage.

e's gone to pick it up.

- lll-fated carburettor, l told him.

e must at least fill

gas worth 1 25..

..but he won't spend

more than 25 bucks.

nyway, this is my

childhood friend Sameer.

"Come to me, beloved."

Not that we met in childhood..

the two of us met as adults.

She's Rani.

Sameer is a lifeguard, and

Rani is a fashion designer.

Won't you shake hands?

Mummy!

Can't you take care of your kid?

What happened?

- flat tyre?

No, someone got smacked.

Who?

- Daddy!

What an introduction!

Who slapped him? lt

sounded like an explosion.

re you all right, Papa?

- Don't ask me, dear.

lt feels as if someone

hammered a hot nail into my ear.

You shouldn't have hit him

so hard. his boy is naughty.

Thank God, the colonel applied

the brakes in time and saed him.

re you in your senses?

ow dare you hit my papa?

l didn't know he was

your father. nd that kid..

What kid? er mother is here,

there are so many people around..

..but they didn't utter a word!

You wanted to be a hero?

l mean what were you trying to do?

Stop fighting and take

him to a doctor, quick.

Conductor? l need a doctor!

- That's where we're going.

e's gone deaf! What have you done?

You were to ask Rani's hand from him

and you just handed it out to him.

"Come along beloed..

"Come along, beloed.

Come along, beloed.."

"Dearest.."

"Come along, beloed.

Come along, beloed.."

Who is Rani, sir?

You? re you working day and night?

No, sir. l just came to request you.

Please be kind enough and turn my

bad nights into good nights, sir.

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