Mujhse Shaadi Karogi Page #3

What for?

- Because after office hours..

..when l go home and shut the

doors and windows to catch a wink..

..the kids around assemble outside

my house and scream together..

The matinee show begins now.

nd my wife takes it out on the

kids saying, "No shows of late."

Sir, my honour is at stake.

ll right.

Give me some time to think.

Really? ow much time?

- Say, a month or two.

What?

- When will my duty hours change?

Three months after that.

Okay, sir. Okay sir. Okay.

Who is this Rani, sir?

"Youth is short."

"he rest of life is no good."

"Youth is short."

"he rest of life is no good."

"Once.."

"Once it's gone.."

"Youth neer returns."

"Youth is short."

"he rest of life is no good."

"Once.."

"Once it's gone.."

"Youth neer returns."

"What do you.."

"..think about me?"

"Don't take me for a foe."

"Be my friend."

"Lay off. Let me go."

"Don't harass me."

"Sweetheart, so much.."

"..of attitude is bad."

"Youth is short."

"he rest of life is no good."

"Once.."

"Once it's gone.."

"Youth neer returns."

"My loe, enjoy.."

"..every moment."

"What you hae, is in the present."

"omorrow never comes."

"l think you are crazy."

"You and l don't

sail in the same boat."

"l can't just.."

"..stop following you."

"Youth is short."

"he rest of life is no good."

"Once.."

"Once it's gone.."

"Youth neer returns."

Sameer!

- i, Rani.

Thank God, you're here.

l was really worried.

What for? Aren't we friends now?

Yes, but your father

hasn't forgien me yet.

When things go wrong

in the beginning..

..it all falls in place in the end.

l don't get it. Please explain.

l mean, l've brought Papa around and

he has called you oer for dinner.

Really?

- Yes.

Look, he's an army

officer who is ery punctual.

You will be there at nine sharp.

You know what..

l'll be there at eight.

l'll be there at eight.

- No way. Neither early, nor late.

l'll see you at nine sharp.

ll right. l'll see you later.

- Bye.

You look ery happy. Tommy's sister

says, see you at home..

..as if you're going home to

become ommy's brother-in-law.

But to impress ommy's father..

..don't forget to buy

champagne for him.

nd you must uncork it at one go!

Good eening, sir!

ls it Sameer?

- Yes, sir.

Come on in. - ctually,

sir, l've come to apologise.

l committed a mistake the

other day. Please forgive me.

l've forgien you, that is why

you are standing before me. - es.

Loely dog.

e's ommy, not a dog.

e's like my son. Remember.

- Of course.

Sit.

- Thank you.

l'm from Patiala, Punjab.

- Really?

My uncle was in the army.

Once l took his gun and ran to the

fields for some shooting practice.

nraged, he snatched the gun..

..and said, "lt's an official gun."

l was so peeed that

l joined the army..

..and l got my own gun.

"Come, beloed."

few years later, war for

independence broke out in Goa.

They posted me here in Goa.

fter the war, l

settled here with my family.

Luckily, l love Goa.

Luckily, l love Goa too.

What do they call a

chicken in Punjab? - Kukdi.

nd a girl?

- Kudi..

Kukdi.

- Kukdi..

Wow. hose medals..

did you win them, sir?

My wife wasn't in the army,

so, obviously they belong to me.

Sorry, sir. ctually, sir,

your personality unsettles me.

That's why l'm talking like a fool.

Never mind.

nd that Chinese pot

near the medals..

..looks like an antique piece,

does it contain Chinese tea?

lt contains my late

mother's ashes.

lt gives me a feeling that l always

hae her blessings with me.

You loed your mother dearly.

- l still loe her.

We tried really hard to save her.

But what God wills..

- Let it be, Papa.

Shall we start the dinner?

One second..

Why did you hae to bring that, son?

lt's my first time here.

- Let me uncork it.

No, sir. Let me have the pleasure.

l'd like to propose a

toast to the brave colonel..

..to his beautiful wife.

nd to you, beautiful lady.

May you find you a handsome man.

First time.

Sorry, sir.

..4, 3, 2, 1 , 0.

What have you done?

Sorry, sir.

Come on, the player of

love and enemy of troubles.

Shut up! lt all

happened because of you.

Because of me, really? - You asked me

to uncork it at one go.

l asked you to open the bottle,

not to break the pot of ashes.

lt's good that the pot broke.

t least it has set

his mother's soul free.

"Come, beloed."

l think the colonel is insane.

Oh, no..

he's a ery intelligent man.

lntelligent, my foot! Mother's ashes

ought to be immersed in the Ganges.

No one keeps it at home.

Never in a pot, at that!

lt's okay, we'll talk later.

- Let me clear this now.

Please try to see it

from my point of iew.

Why don't you try to see

it from my point of iew?

ave you seen the colonel?

e looks as if he grew

old twenty years back.

Look at his wife.. as if she

has just stepped into youth.

Tell me, from what angle does Rani

look like the colonel's daughter?

Yes, ommy does appear

to be his son.

l can't explain that. You should

be asking the person concerned.

Who?

- Rani.

The colonel would neer

reveal the secret to Rani.

The other day, l spared you

because it was only a mistake.

But today, you intentionally..

You hit my papa on his face..

..still l forgae you. ut today,

you'e hurt me in the heart.

Can you explain?

- Rani..

Did you intend to say that

my father didn't sire me?

No!

- That my mother is wanton?

No!

- Don't talk to me again.

Don't eer talk to me.. eer.

lt was tough conincing

myself that you are a nice person.

nd you, priest!

l'm really surprised.

ow could you consider

such a lowly man a friend? No.

Let alone respect someone,

he hardly knows what respect means.

Rani.

See? She is hurt because of you!

- Because of me, really?

l was only kidding. When you

knew Rani was standing behind me..

..why didn't you tell me?

- l was telling you..

..to see from my point of view!

- Your language is too tough for me

For all the mistakes you commit,

you pass the buck on to me! God!

Uncle, ball, please.

- Ball?

What happened?

- flat tyre?

No, someone got thrashed.

Who?

- Papa!

Granny!

l'm ill-fated, it's writ. Reading my

horoscope won't turn things around.

Just checking what worse is in store.

- What?

Your past was your golden period.

- Golden period, really?

Yes. Your future is worse.

- Worse than what l'm going through?

Jupiter's place is right up here.

Yours is down in hell.

The Moon's place is in the

seenth house. ours is homeless.

Moreover, Saturn is about to enter.

You said, Saturn left me last week.

- nd it did

Usually, once it leaves..

..Saturn neer returns

for another seven years.

Not in your case. Saturn is about

to re-enter in a few seconds.

Wicked Sunny. l kill for money.

Wicked Sunny. l've got money.

Wicked, Sunny. Back up your money.

Right, anything is possible with me.

- Saturn is on its way.

nd it will wreck me.

- This Saturn is going to..

..change your life and destiny.

lt will come like a tempest.

Wicked Sunny.

What say, dude?

e's going to steal

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