Mujhse Shaadi Karogi Page #4

the princess away.

Wicked Sunny.

What say, dude?

Wicked Sunny.

e's going to steal

the princess away.

s per my calculations,

it will stay with you in your room..

..and knock at Rani's door.

ello, Uncle.

ello, l say. Remember me?

l'm your distant relatie. Sunny.

For miles away, uncle

has no relatives. Go away.

Uncle, your servant is ill-mannered.

sk him not to mess with me.

Why is he so quiet? - Not that

he is glad to remain quiet.

e's ailing.

- Shut up.

Uncle, l'm Sunny. r. Khurana's son.

Who.. Khur.. ana? Who Khurana?

- Back in Gurudaspur..

..this road in front of your house..

- There's one..

..in front of every house.

lt turns around the corner.

- They all turn. No road is straight.

nd where does it go?

Straight to his friend's house.

Friend? Who?

- Mr. Khosla.

e just said Khurana!

- ow smart! You caught me.

l was only testing you. now what?

When l asked your address..

..everyone said there's only one

decent and honest boy in Goa. You.

Boy? What a fraud!

Tell me honestly, why are you here?

- Well, l..

..want to hire a room.

No, he says. Go away.

- Uncle.

No way, get lost, he says.

Look, he's irritated.

Now, tell me.

- Stay here

Well, now that you are dumb,

you won't pick up a fight.

So, let's go to my relative's place.

- Relatie, Aunt? hen who am l?

Who are you?

- Sunny.

Not Sunny, he's Shani (Saturn).

- Shut up, dude.

Uncle, for my sake, don't tell

aunt where l hae come from.

Well, uncle himself

doesn't know where he comes from.

unt, l'm a tenant here.

ere's 1 0,000 bucks.

Take another 9,999.. take care.

l'm a bit tired. Show

me to my room, please.

Let me see you off at

the next street. - Fool!

old this. Bring it upstairs.

Oldie's got a nice room.

- Yes.

But we are sharing it.

What are you staring at me for?

Why share?

We'll be exchanging beds.

We'll also sleep in the

same bed, as brothers..

Don't touch me. l don't like it.

Like the rent, we share the room too.

This side is yours, that's mine.

ll right, gie me a hug.

- No!

l don't hug men.

- Really? ow ain.

Whateer.

- Okay, listen..

Why don't you take your God there?

- God doesn't belong to one person.

God belongs to eeryone. nd listen,

we've shared the room..

..not the walls. God's not moving.

- nd where do l stick my posters?

Whereer you wish. God's not moing.

l got an idea. Stick

them up in the bathroom.

Why do you get so angry?

- m l angry?

Now! ven while you are talking.

- Yes, where am l angry?

Look, the room's got hot.

Need to open the window.

Don't open the window!

Why?

- She comes there.

l need to check her out then.

Since l pay half the rent..

..l'll open half the window.

You're on my half, let me

embrace you! - Don't irritate me!

l tried my best to keep him off.

What a sight!

Mr. Sameer deliberately kept

the door shut to keep me off.

But smelling a scent

from a distance is my forte.

What a dish!

- Don't you say that!

Does she mean anything to you?

- No. ut decent folks stay here.

By the way, she is a

nice and decent girl.

nd she's a colonel's daughter.

e will shoot you if he hears you.

For a beauty like her, l'd

take a bullet on my chest.

On my chest.

ldiotic!

Don't you jump!

- Why not?

You are in bad times, as it is.

For all your good intentions, you

might fall on top of the colonel.

i, chicks.

e's going in.

- No. As per my calculations..

Tommy will hae a go at him.

Very friendly. Very friendly.

Very good doggy.

e's gone inside. - Not to worry.

My calculations say..

..the colonel will

kick him out in a minute.

What's your name?

- Tommy.

Nice name. My respects, Uncle.

Who are you?

- Sunny.

What do you want?

- l just wanted to meet you, Uncle.

l'm new here. l'm told

that you are the only..

..decent and honest boy around.

Boy?

- What else? Look at you.

You can put any young man

to shame. esides hang on.

What's that in your ears?

nd what's around your neck, Brother?

Don't ask me. y blood

boils when l think of it.

Messed up my calculations!

What are you doing?

- Worry not. l have fixed many bones.

nd it's only a sprain.

Look straight. ere it goes..

What say? ow do you feel?

Be honest.

- Feels nice.

Where are you staying? - At your

neighbour Mr. Duggal's place.

The one who broke my

neck also stays there.

Don't be angry. l'm his roommate.

l know he's ill-mannered..

..and he'll surely change, but this

is not how one should treat an elder.

ball hit me, by mistake.

Darling, what's happening?

When did you employ a masseur?

Today onwards. - Oh, no,

he's not a masseur, darling.

Sunny is a nice boy.

e's Mr. Duggal's tenant.

- l see.

Tell you something, massage

is not actually done indoors.

garden, or an open

terrace would be just amazing.

We hae a terrace garden.

- Don't tell me. Really? Where?

Upstairs.

- Can l check it out?

Sure.

- Thank you.

Sunny.

Wicked Sunny.

Sunny.

- Did he swallow something?

e's dancing..

adancing towards the girl.

e's going to steal

the princess away.

Wicked Sunny.

Sorry. i, l am Sunny.

flower for a beautiful lady.

Thank you.

- lt's my pleasure.

Oh, no. Your loe-story began here

and ended in the colonel's ears.

e began it by shaking hands,

and it's going to end in honeymoon.

Sir, do something.

Please do something to me.

What do l do to you?

- l want a baby.

Give me a baby, please!

- What?

Security!

- Yes, sir.

What are you doing here?

- You! What are you doing here?

You know her?

- She is my wife.

Don't you hae children?

- Yes, two in fact.

Boys, both. And you know

what these boys are like.

l want a daughter.

- So, why me? sk him.

Listen.. please.

What?

- e promised to gie me a daughter.

fter duty hours, he would

get me sweets and flowers..

..and shut the doors and windows.

But eer since you put

him on the night shift..

..the doors and windows only shut

to allow him get a good day's sleep.

lt's a mistake but a

mistake is a mistake.

You must also hae

committed a mistake, by mistake?

Yes, you are right.

nd l can understand your problem.

l'll definitely help you.

ang on.

Rocky!

- Yes, sir.

From tomorrow, you will buy

her sweets and flowers eery day.

Yes, sir.

What the.. Get up.

Was l wrong?

for my sister's studies..

For my roommate.

What a sight!

lt's worth paying 1 00,000 in rent.

What are you up to?

- Watching the colonel

Really?

- Want to check? - Show me.

"Watch this."

That's his daughter.

Do they look alike?

"All right."

No way! And what are you drinking?

Water.

- Really?

l swear by you.

- l see. Go on

Let me smell it.. is this water?

Fenny is Goa's specialty. lt's

nothing but cashew-nut juice.

l see. l'll juice you!

l'm going to tell r. Duggal

that you are boozing here.

Listen.. listen.

Don't touch me.

- l won't booze anymore, promise.

ll right.

- One last swig.

What's that?

- Oh, those?

Your God's on my wall,

so l glued my Goddesses to your wall.

So, why get angry?

- l'm not angry.

You are peeved.

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