Mujhse Shaadi Karogi Page #7

When l'm walking on the footpath..

..he calls me in the

middle of the road..

..and rams his motorbike into me.

Be careful. Say it again, Sameer.

Colonel, l'm sorry,

l've been a fool.

ccept these flowers

and please forgie me.

Okay, l forgie you.

Where does the Colonel

get his voice? - God knows.

Where did he transpire from?

Wake up! We are here

- ow much?

Who is this sleepy character?

- security guard.

e tried to mess with me..

..l put him on a

three-months' night shift.

No wonder he brings his

wife to make an appeal to you.

Uncle! What a pleasant surprise.

ow are you, dear niece?

- You've pulled down! Aunt!

Can't tell you what

l've been through

Rani's uncle? This man

could've been your Cupid..

..but you'e already

plunged him into the darkness.

Brother-in-law, you are wrapped

all oer in bandages? What happened?

Sunny, he is my wife's brother.

Fool! Where hae you

been all this while?

Brother, l'm cross with you.

We live in the same city, yet..

..you haen't been here for months.

- What city, Sister?

l don't een get to see my wife.

- What does that mean?

This new manager, the idiot..

..has put me on night

shift since two months.

e sleeps during the daytime..

..and stays up like an

owl during the nights.

e's suffering from

constipation and acidity.

Look at the dark

circles below his eyes.

That's fine, but who's that idiot?

That's fine, but who are you?

Uncle, he is Sunny. Our neighbour.

l see. Glad to meet you.

- We'll meet later.

You were talking

about some manager..

Don't een mention the idiot.

What has he done?

- e's made life miserable for me.

What's his name?

- Lousy Saturn! Shut up - Sameer.

Uncle, our Sameer. Your neighbour.

My roommate Sameer.

What? Sameer stays in

the neighbourhood? - Yes!

Which beggar is

in the neighbourhood?

Not a beggar, it's Sameer.

One who wrecked you!

Now, he's after him.

Look at him. - Sameer!

That idiot is after my whole family.

Time's not faourable, Sameer.

Forget the flowers, forget the

colonel, placate the uncle.

Uncle..

The tables have turned.

Now, watch the fun.

Uncle, unt. l'e got some

presents for you - Okay.

Skirt and blouse for you.

- Thank you!

Bush shirt for you, Uncle.

Red in colour.

Sweets for the kids.

lso, some fruits

for the two of you.

l hope you don't expect

these things to bear fruit?

Oh, no. Of course not.

Uncle, if by any chance,

l hae uttered something wrong..

..please forgive me. l've realised

that l'e been unfair to you.

You are off the night shift.

- What? - Yes.

Then how about tonight..

- Sure.

Son-in-law..

- Son-in-law..

Son-in-law, indeed. he other

day when l asked you about Rani..

..had you answered me,

you'd hae been married by now.

nd l would be your uncle.

Uncle, a mistake is

committed by mistake.

You must also hae committed

a mistake by mistake, right?

unt, am l wrong? - ou are

absolutely right, Son-in-law.

ello. ello..

- i!

Sameer.

- Greetings. - Greetings. Come in

Oh..

- Colonel.. - You!

Don't you dare step inside!

Stay where you are.

Colonel sir, consider it

my bad luck or my karma..

..for all my good intentions,

things invariably go wrong..

..and l end up hurting you.

- 5000 people live around here..

Of all, why do you

always choose to hurt me?

Colonel, the new year

is about to set in..

..in a few hours time.

With the passing year,

let bygones be bygones, please.

l beg your forgiveness.

Do you take me for a coward?

- No.

Remember, l'm a soldier.

- Yes.

l kept forgiing you

because l considered you a kid.

Not anymore.

Get this loud and clear.

enceforth,

for 50 metres around me..

..if l see you, or see

you throwing anything..

..the last time l fired my

gun was against the Portuguese.

This time it's going to be you. Out!

Yes, Colonel.

- Get out!

Uncle! appy, happy new..

appy, happy handcuffs.

ls this a new way to wish a new year?

- l'll tell you.

Where's Charles?

Charles? Or Sameer?

- Sameer?

ls he a new kid in the Charles gang?

unt!

- unt?

ave women joined Charles' gang too?

- unt!

There's no aunt here! Oh,

this one? - What happened?

What's the problem in his pants?

Today, he's become a police officer.

Become.. ell me something.

You're an honest officer's wife,

how do you know such criminals?

l'm not a criminal, ask

you neighbour if you wish.

Who neighbour? he retired soldier?

Now, l get it. After retirement,

he's been sheltering criminals.

Let me go. Rani is waiting for me.

- Waiting for what?

To murder someone? To loot a bank?

Or to print fake stamp papers?

- What the hell..

Boy, you are going to rot here

until the police an arrives.

Then you'll go to jail.

Come on, don't stare at him.

The fool who smashed his

head is on the loose..

..and l'm trapped here.

m l wearing a conict's clothes?

m l going to meet Rani in 201 0?

Ladies and gentleman..

..and friends, let me show

you another magical act.

Look, this is magic.

Forgie me, Magician..

..but pulling out a

bouquet from a cloth..

..a pigeon from a turban and a

rabbit from a box is quite simple.

l'll beliee you if you

can cast a spell on me.

e's challenging me.

ll right, boy, it's no big deal.

Lie down on the bench.

Sure. hat's no big magic.

No, but it's going to be.

Friends, now my magic

wand is going..

..to suspend this boy in thin air.

lf a stick can make

someone float in the air..

..no one would care

to buy air tickets.

They would be waiting for the stick.

l'm an astrologer, you see.

Before you,

stands a magician, fool.

Come on, lie down! - At your service.

Show me your magic. - Windbag!

ere l go.

bracadabra! Magic wand,

let the boy float in air.

Don't mess with a magician!

Or, you will stay suspended in air.

Magician, l beliee you now.

l fear, l might go right up there.

l pray, put me down.

ll right..

You've shaken eerything.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. hank you.

Oh, God, he's so good.

ow he lifted him up,

we didn't een get to know.

You know, this girl

wouldn't believe me.

She's so silly, you know.

Rani, your arm on my

shoulder is one pretty sight.

Let me make it simple for you,

Sameer.

Stay 50 metres away from papa..

..and 500 metres away from me.

You..

l'll show you guys a wonder now..

You.. please come here.

Me? - Don't go!

e'll put you in a box..

..and hack you to pieces..

One boy. ny one, please.

Magician, there's a boy!

Strong, rough, tough and reliable.

Seize your chance

before Sunny arrives. Go!

Come this side, please.

- No, l'm fine here.

Please come here.

lf he is in, l'm off.

Find someone else.

Listen..

- ang on, lady.

Rather l'd leave.

Oh, l get it.

The two of you are cross

with each other. All right..

l'll turn the enmity into friendship.

- Can you do that?

Of course, and l'll turn

your hatred into loe.

ls that possible?

- Yes! - lmpossible!

ang on. our name?

- Rani.

nd you are..

- Sameer.

So, Sameer and Rani..

The two of you are man

and wife from now on.

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