Multiplicity Page #2

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But after that he was always, | "Hi, Doug... What's wrong?"

- Count backwards from 100. | - Sure. Like that'll work.

- Am I all right? | - You're fine.

Well? | I mean...

Is it..? Is it a boy? | I mean, did it work?

- Is that it? | - No. I'm afraid you're it.

What do you mean? | I can't be it.

- You mean. I'm the clone? | - That's right.

- No. I'm me. He must be the clone. | - No. I'm me.

- Help me out. I'm me, right? | - Look here.

- I must be me. | - Hold this.

Attaboy. | Now... look here.

- You see that? | - I see a "2".

There you go.

Wait, I remember everything.

I came in. I put this on. | I remember getting the shot.

You have all Doug's feelings and | memories right up to the cloning.

But now, when you have different | experiences, you'll diverge.

- What do I feed it? | - Feed it? What am l? A hamster?

- Sorry. I mean, it eats something. | - He's a person, just like you.

He'll get duplicate identification | here. You take care of the rest.

Now I'll leave you two alone. | You'll have a lot to talk about.

Astonishing.

- What? | - Nothing.

So... Where are you from?

- Stay down low. Really low. | - You want me to get under the car?

Good. | Laura's not home.

- The Mildew Suite. | - We'll fix it all up.

Am I really going to live here?

You can't live with me and Laura. | She'll wake up, roll over and say:

"Doug, you two have to get to work | or you'll be late."

Don't worry. We'll clean up, put | down some rugs, get a TV...

We ought to get a satellite dish. | Get all the sports and movies...

I don't know about that... | I don't think Laura'll go for that.

- I knew it. You're whipped. | - I'm not whipped.

You're whipped, partner.

- Fine, I'm whipped. | - Some guys are whipped. It's okay.

No, you're right. | We've got to get a plan together.

Think fast. Wear these | till you get some of your own.

Don't make me want to kick your ass.

Come on. Come on.

Look at this. This is a great coat. | l love this old coat.

- Always use the garden gate. | - We should black out the windows.

Good idea. We have to come | up with a strategy for work.

- We're going to get a lot done. | - We're going to kick ass.

- And Ted... | - We're going to destroy Ted.

We'll ruin him. Bring him down. | Crush him. And I'll break his neck.

Laura's home.

Hi, honey.

Zack, help me.

- What are you doing up there? | - I was looking for something.

- You look really beautiful today. | - I do?

Do you want to go to the pony rides?

We could go to the movies tonight.

We could car pool, if you want. | No, I could pick you up.

- Doug! When did you get here? | - Six. Half day today, Teddy?

Let's have that meeting now, Del. | Here's the report on the Palisades.

- When did you do all this? | - We should do them every morning.

Two minutes. Conference room.

Sure... | Find out what he had for breakfast.

- Morning. Meeting start yet? | - I thought you were in the meeting.

- Did you see me? | - Yes, but in a different shirt.

Yes, but do you know why? | I spilled coffee on it.

- Then I went to my truck when... | - I was in the ladies room?

Perfect. I have another shirt. | which I keep for emergencies.

Like when I spill coffee. | Also, I got out my briefcase.

Then I came back. and I | forgot the meeting had started.

- Shouldn't you go back in? | - Yes, but I must go to the truck.

I'll get the original shirt. | It's dry now. And I like it better.

So when I come out of the meeting | I'll be wearing the original shirt.

- Are you okay? | - No problem. Never been better.

Why don't you forget all about it?

- Del King Construction. | - Is Doug Kinney there?

- He's in a meeting. Who is it? | - Carl.

- Roger. | - Roger who?

Carl Rogerson.

Phone call for you, Doug.

- What's going on? | - Who is it?

It's me. You. | It's us.

Hold on. I'll take it in my office.

I'm too busy to talk to myself.

- What's up? | - What are you doing there?

- Where should I be? | - I mean, you just went to work?

- You wanted to be home more. | - Yes, but we must discuss this.

We have to coordinate some stuff. | Anyway, how's it going?

Good. Everything's under control.

I'll go out to the Palisades later.

- Then I'll go by Sherman Oaks. | - I took care of it, pal.

- I'll go to North Hollywood. | - I'll do that on the way.

- Reseda? | - Already did it.

I'll tell you what then... | What should I do?

I don't know. Start living it up. | I've got to go.

Kinney!

You think you're hot sh*t. | But you won't fool anybody.

You read me?

I'm on top of you. | I see you, my friend.

Take this one.

What are you doing? | Don't kick it.

It's not soccer. | Fall on it! Fall on the ball!

Defence, let's go.

Zack!

- Mom said you had to work. | - You're playing, I'm coming.

You looked good. | Go sit with your team.

I don't pay 160 bucks | to sit and watch my kid eat oranges.

He played four downs. That's all | I have to play him. Period.

Let go of that. I'm a lawyer, not | just a coach. I'll kick your ass...

Don't touch me! Back off. | I've had it!

- I don't need this. | - Don't pay attention to those guys.

I'm doing the best I can do. | It's not like I'm getting paid.

- No. You could be out playing golf. | - I love golf.

They don't know what they're talking | about. I appreciate what you do.

Can I mention one thing? You should | think about a multiple-set offence.

- Four of these kids are morons. | - I understand. If you used Zack...

- Zack is my kid. | - That's it. Here you go.

You turn this franchise around. | See you in the Super Bowl.

- Hi. What are you doing? | - Dad's cooking dinner.

- Spaghetti? | - Yes. Just like the old days.

Dad's the new football coach. | He's great. We scored!

We've got a good team. | Go get washed up for dinner.

Thanks for coaching, Dad.

- I thought you had extra work. | - Not any more.

- Did you get fired? | - No, no.

I was tired of carrying that heavy | load, so I went in to King and said:

"You either get me some help | or I'm walking." Taste this.

- What did he say? | - What do you think he said?

I thought he was going to cry. | But he agreed to hire some help.

- The guy's like an assistant. | - I'm glad. Who?

Who? You mean, who's the guy? | Just a guy.

A new guy you don't know. | Very new guy.

- What you're saying is, he's new? | - He's going to run everything.

- And you trust him? | - Yes, like I trust myself.

- Great. What will you do now? | - Now? I don't know.

Right now I thought | I might do this.

- I want you to take that new job. | - My job? You mean it?

Yes! I can still drop off the kids | at school and I can leave by three.

So if you can just back me up | occasionally.

- Let's get the kids to bed early. | - What time is it?

- 6:
15. | - Kids, bedtime!

Hi, Doug.

- Hi. Vic. What time is it? | - It's... 5:30 in New York.

- Then it's 2:
30 here. | - Why is it on New York time?

I bought it in New York | and couldn't reset the darn thing.

- When did I tell you to be here? | - No specific time.

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