Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #10

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- Anything... please, quick...''

''Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!''

Munna!

''Save me, Munna. l don't want to die.''

''Nothing will happen to you,

l'm here with you.''

''Hey doc, do something!''

No. Only you can save me.

''You can save anyone, Munna.''

''l've seen it. You're God, Munna!''

''Don't say that, brother.

l'm not God... l'm just a...''

''Just one ...

Give me one night, Munna.''

l want to see my mother.

She is coming tomorrow morning.

Save me buddy.

''You will meet her, brother.''

''So will l.

Tell her, l'm your friend...''

Brother Zaheer! Brother!

Diabetes mellitus

is a chronic clinical syndrome...

characterized by hyperglycaemia.

''The symptoms are polyhydra,

unusual thirst...''

''polyurea, frequent urination

and unusual weight loss.''

Silence please! Thank you.

Next question please.

''Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment

for pulmonary tuberculosis.''

Should l repeat the question?

lf he doesn't know the answer...

- But he does.

l mean...

l'm sure he's read about it.

Murli how will you treat

pulmonary tuberculosis?

''Come on, Munna!''

Speak up!

''l don't want to die, Munna!''

There are two stages of treatment:

Only you can save me Munna!

lntensive therapy for 2 months

with the use of four drugs...

Very good! Go on...

Rifampacin...

What the hell am l saying!

How can l treat anyone?

''lf l knew how,

l would have saved Zaheer.''

l don't know anything. Excuse me.

''But your answer is correct...

- Sit down, Rustom!''

''Forget it, Rustom.

How can l cure anyone...''

''with hugs, smiles?''

The drama's over.

''l'm just a no-good goon,

who cheated his way in here!''

''Last night, Zaheer died thinking

l'm a doctor...''

a god. He thought l'd help him

meet his mother.

''l couldn't do anything, Rustom.

But why didn't you doctors save him?''

Couldn't you even give

him a few more hours...

till he met his mother?

l just have one request -

his mother arrives at 1 1 ...

please don't bury her in forms.

She has just lost her young son.

Just help her.

l made a big mistake.

Sorry brother Zaheer!

l hope that's the end of that saga.

Now can we please get back to work!

''Congratulations, Dad.''

We'll never speak of Munna again.

You've won!

Congratulations!

''Once again there will be discipline,

order, and silence in the hospital.''

''No one will ever joke,

no one will hug anyone...''

and no patient will be heard

laughing from now on!

''Congratulations, Dad.''

Munna was mad to think we would

let him cure anyone by playing carom...

that we would let him make a dying man

happy with song and dance...

or allow him to give anyone

a Magic Hug.

We had to stop him!

A criminal like him...

He is dangerous.

''Look what he's done, dad...''

''The terrible consequence of friendship,

empathy and attachment...''

Your heart knows it's a miracle!

''But you won, dad.''

No more miracles from now on.

''Congratulations, Dad!''

Congratulations!

Should l kick?

- But what did l do?

''Not you, freak! This...

- Yeah, kick it ... Kick....''

Four runs!!!

Hey Circuit!

- Yeah!

l've decided -

l'm going back to the village!

''l knew it!

Look, l have two tickets.''

Why two?

''Won't you come with me, Brother?''

''Hey, what will you do

in the village, man?''

You don't even know

how to plough a field.

''Brother if l do that,

then what will the cows do?''

Hey Circuit!

- Yeah!

''l'm missing mother a lot, dude!''

''l'm missing her so much that

l can see her, dude!''

''Brother, this is too intense;

l can see her too!''

''ls she coming here?

- We're drunk, brother!''

ls this the time to come home?

Mother... where have you been?

Don't ever leave me now!

''Brother, are you missing

your father too?''

''l can see him, dude!

- What?''

There!

Where are you going?

- Spanking time!

You shamelessly lied for ten years...

''and today, when l'm proud of you,

you're ashamed?''

l can't believe

how much everyone loves you.

''But l couldn't become a doctor,

father!''

''Dummy, doctors only save lives,

you taught people how to live.''

You've always hugged your mother...

can l get a Magic Hug too?

Father!

''Son, Chinki is waiting

for you on the terrace!''

Chinki?

- Yes.

She is the one who called us.

- But father...

lt's an order!

Hello...How are you Chinki?

- OK!

Did you have some work with me?

No one wants to marry me.

Will you marry me?

''Look, l'm in love with someone else!''

Who?

''Your friend, Dr. Suman.''

OK. So marry her then!

''Ms. Suman?!

- Nope, Chinki!!''

Chinki...?

- Suman! Take your pick.

l get it:
now l'm the doofus!

l think you need a Magic Hug!

''Then Munna married Suman,

a.k.a. Chinki!''

''A year later, Circuit got married.''

That's his son ...

Nickname - 'Short Circuit'!

''The dean retired and

now manages Munna's ''hospital''.''

''Patients get regular doses

of medicines, carom matches and hugs!''

''Asthana greets new patients, with

Chill dude, the form comes later!''

Rustom is the new dean.

Still unmarried.

But his dad is still dating the queen.

Munna couldn't become a doctor...

But he's still called MBBS -

'Married with Bouncing Babies

and Spouse'

And that's me...

Why are you crying?

''Tomorrow, l go home, to Kolkata.''

''l'm going to miss these people,

especially him.''

Dude!

Let's go in! Come on!

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