Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #9

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and asked me to stay.

Do your worst.

Now l'm here to stay!

lf you don't leave then

the police will escort you out.

''Police? They couldn't keep me in,

how will they pull me out?''

''You will go, Mr. Sharma.''

''See, if the cops kick me

out the front door...''

l'll return through the back door.

Dump the tension dude.

Just watch the show now!

lt's an emergency!

''Someone fill a form, quick.''

l'm not leaving!

Murli?

- Ms. Suman!

What happened?

''Oh l skipped dinner last night,

and even breakfast this morning,...''

because the Dean's lecture

is really early...

and the marble floors

are so damn slippery ...

You're mad!

- l know!

Completely mad!

- l know that too.

May l ask you why this happened?

- Please ask.

''Murli!

- You asked me to stay, so l did.''

Now no one can throw me out.

But only till your recovery.

''How long before he recovers, Rustom?

- Sir he's sustained two fractures...''

and nineteen stitches -

it's bound to take some time.

Get on it Rustom.

l want him out of here fast.

Yes sir.

- You understand?

What happened Rustom...?

- Oh my god!

l won again brother Anand.

You're not using your head.

''Now...here goes my cross,''

where do l put your zero?

Here...

no? Here?

Here neither? Here?

''Munna, look!''

''l know. But if l tell others,

he never does it again.''

''He just amuses himself.

Smart cookie, aren't you?''

''See, no blink!''

''Hey, are you free tonight?

- Yes, why?''

''l have two tickets

to this film,''

and a friend wants to go with you!

- Who?

Look ... Look through my eyes...

Wear the blue shirt -

it suits you!

Move... please move!

Carefully!

Behave yourself ...

''Behave yourself, Rustom.

- Sir, please do something.''

We are...

People at this age

lose the wish to live.

You have to accept it Rustom.

- No sir.

l know if he eats something

he'll be fine.

He used to drink juice but he's

stopped that too. Oh God!

Give me a sugar test and

start the glucose right now.

''Hey, feed from the mouth.

- Oh shut up!''

''Munna, it's the only way out.

- Bullshit!''

''Circuit, quickly...''

Hey Circuit!

- Brother!

Check out my break!

- Go on...

Outstanding Brother!

- Now watch this!

How could you miss such an easy one!

- Why don't you try then?

Watch this...

an artful edge-strike...

''Fool, you've taken my counter!

- The powder's crap, Brother!''

''OK, the Queen's mine!

- Ok!''

''That queen is one elusive babe!

- She's the toughie, Brother!''

Brother Zaheer!

You're looking quite pleased.

She's taken!

''Where have you been?

The show gets over at twelve, right?''

''Brother, did you see my

nuke-a-duke shot!''

''How's Rina, brother Zaheer?''

Her name is Nandini.

''Wow, she tells the

whole world it's Rina!''

''Your turn, Brother!

- Which one should l whack?''

''The queen, obviously!''

Will this go?

Good shot!

''Brother, l'm a champ!''

He's coming!

- Just watch this shot!

''Sh*t! Missed again!

Brother, this black one here!''

Sh*t!

''Right on, Pops!''

''Hey Pops, play carom, drink Juice -

that's the good life!''

Some juice for you?

''You got the queen, drink up!''

The cover's gonna be tough!

Papa!

- Saw that?

''Very nice shot, Papa!''

lt's made me hungry son ...

''Nurse, get the food.

Please hurry up!''

l love you papa.

''Thank you, Brother Munna.''

''Why thank me, dude?

- You can do anything.''

''You are God, Munna.

- l didn't do nothin', buddy!''

This is a miracle.

We had given up!

''Come on, son,

it's your break!''

But this time the queen's mine!

Why does my heart sing?

Why does the breeze swing?

Could the wind know?

Could my feelings show?

Why do my bangles jingle?

Why do my ankle bells tinkle?

Why is their music above?

ls it the melody of our love?

What does the wind ask my embrace?

What does my embrace hold?

lt holds your dreams

lt holds the sound of your name

''lt holds the beat of my heart

Which only sings your name''

The beat of my heart fades away

''As the wind,

wearing bells, skips away!''

''Now slowly move your wrist,

stretch your fingers...''

...any pain?

- Nope!

Very good.

- Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok?

How do you feel?

- Like a million bucks!

Very good. Your stuff is packed.

You have ten minutes.

Good-bye.

Your rustication letter.

l'm not going anywhere!

l knew it.

lnspector Rawal.

That's your man. Throw him out.

Let's go!

''Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away!

- What!''

''Brother Maqsood,

the cops are taking Munna away!''

''Swami, the police have

arrested Munna!''

''Pankaj, the cops are

taking Munna way!''

They're taking him away!

''You cannot take him away, sir!''

Who are you?

l've been working for you for thirty

years and you don't even know my name.

Ask Munna - he was the only man

who thanked me...

Hugged me!

Great.

So now he can stand outside...

''and hug whomever he wishes,

but not inside the college.''

''No, he will not

leave the college ...''

Or else we will go on a strike!

Then try to run your hospital!

Matron!

Open the door!

Come on!

Move it.

l say move! Get out of my way.

Move it. l say. Out of my way!

''Sir, please let him stay...please!''

''Swami, do you know why you

always come second ...''

''because he cheats and comes first!

- This is not fair, Sir.''

Munna would never cheat!

- Ask Rustom.

Munna admitted to us all

that he cheats!

Rustom tell them.

- When?...l don't remember sir.

''OK, all right.''

You don't believe me?

Fine. l will prove it to you.

''Put up a notice on the board,''

tomorrow l will personally test Munna

in the assembly hall.

And if he answers even

one question he can stay!

''But then you will quiz him only

on stuff he doesn't know, Sir!''

Keep your mouth shut Swami!

Let me finish!

Select a panel of three professors.

''lf they think he's worthy of

becoming a doctor, then he can stay.''

Diabetes mellitus is a chronic

clinical syndrome characterized by...

hyperglycaemia due to

the lack of insulin.

''The symptoms are polyhydra

unusual thirst, polyurea,''

frequent urination and

unusual weight loss.

''Bravo! Well done, Munna!

- Like my English?''

Easy! You can be heard outside!

Dr. Patel - your question!

''Mr. Murli Prasad, please tell us the

treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis.''

OK! Cerebral malaria

collectively is...

''No, no, no!

The second question is tuberculosis.''

Third is Malaria.

''Hey, don't break the order, dude.''

l've just about crammed the answers!

But Dr. Asthana will decide the order.

That bald...

OK.

The answer is...

There are two stages of treatment:

''intensive therapy for 2 months,

which includes four drugs...''

''anacin, penicillin...

- Rifampcin.''

''Hey, don't break my rhythm, man!

Now l'll have to start again.''

There are two forms of treatment...

''Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you.''

lt's Zaheer!

Zaheer?

''He's sinking, Munna,

and he's been asking for you.''

What are you saying?

- Can you do something?

''What can l do?

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