Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #8

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- What's up? l'm a doctor too.

l had a stomachache for sometime.

A couple of days back l vomited and

there was some blood.

Thought l'd get some tests done.

- Clear case of food poisoning!

Did you eat out?

- l eat out everyday.

Why? Where's your family?

- ln Nagpur.

''Married? You don't need a doc,

you need a wife,''

''who'll feed you,

keep your clothes clean.''

''Hey, this shirt's had it!''

''Zaheer, can anyone

from your family come here?''

Why doctor?

What does the report say?

You should've come

a couple of months back.

''Look, Zaheer... sit.''

Zaheer you'll need to be brave.

l suspect you have stomach cancer.

Get admitted right now.

But l have an important

meeting at two.

''OK, so come tomorrow morning.''

Why did you say

l should've come a few months back?

ls it too late?

- No ...No...

We'll start the treatment tomorrow.

- Then why did you say that?

How much time do l have?

Please tell me the truth.

''l have many responsibilities.

- Look Zaheer, finish your meeting.''

And finish all your work by evening.

All my work? ln half a day?

Get settled? Buy a flat?

ln half a day?

''My mother's pilgrimage,

sister's wedding?''

ln half a day?

''Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine.''

God's will is fairly obvious -

l've been given half a day to live.

Zaheer...

- Why me?

Tell me doctor -

l never drank or smoked.

l've never been with a woman...

''...then, why me?''

''All my friends go to strip bars,

smoke, drink themselves silly...''

Even l felt like doing it.

But l always buried my desires...

to fulfil my responsibilities first.

Thought l'd have long life ...

there'll be time for this ...

How much time does he have?

- Very little.

You should have hugged him.

- Murli!

''He needed it bad, dude.

- lt doesn't work like this!''

''Dump the tension, brother.

You'll be fine.''

Let go... Let go of me!

Dump the tension! lt'll be fine!

- Stop harassing me!

Stop harassing me!

Didn't l say

l'm coming tomorrow?

Let me be!

Circuit...

Where do people go when they die?

Depends on who it was.

Did you ever feel

you were gonna die?

''Do you know that freak, Shakeel?

- Yeah?''

''Once he ran with a sword after me,

l thought l'm gonna go that day!''

''No, stupid.''

Have you ever been in a situation

where you knew you were gonna die...

and were helpless.

Waited for it.

''Saw the calendar, the clock,

like a time bomb.''

''Your life, your dreams suddenly

come face to face with THE END!''

Brother my mom used to say

we become stars when we die.

Look - my dad.

Bugger used to beat me a lot.

That's Uncle -

he was a cool guy!

Hey where's mom?

Bombay's getting too damn

polluted man!

''Circuit, get my stuff

back from the hostel.''

''Why?

- Enough of this drama, man!''

''l wanna get back to work.

- Why are you saying this, brother?''

''You saw Chinki, right?''

And Dr. Suman is also not interested.

So why become a doctor?

l know you too well.

Something's the matter.

''For the first time in fifteen years,

someone slapped me today.''

''Son of a... give me his name, Brother.

l'll cut him up right here.''

Zaheer.

''Hey, aunty!

- What?''

Who's Zaheer?-

He... Hey!

Who are you?

- Quiet! Get inside!

Move!

Are you Zaheer?

- Yes...

You slapped Brother?

- Who are you?

''You've got guts, dude!''

Brother's sent these shirts

for you.

''And hey, mark my words -

when you have less time...''

you gotta live twice as much!

Brother told me you haven't

even touched a babe!

Hang on...

''Set the mood, and get ready,

to enjoy a lifetime in one moment''

''What's gone is in the past,

greet what's to come with a smile''

''Set the mood,

there's but one cure''

''Live with your every pore,

life can be short, so make it grand!''

''Look, see through my eyes''

''Learn, to live completely''

''Seize, for life is too short''

''Know this, your life will pass by''

So learn to live before you die!

''Look, see through my eyes''

Grab happiness's arm

And wrench the pain away

Hey don't grieve over sadness

Stop dying and asking why

And learn to live before you die

''Look, see through my eyes''

''Learn, to live completely''

''Seize, for life is too short''

''Know this, your life will pass by''

So learn to live before you die!

''Fool, its not about

whether you live long''

lt's about whether you live it up

''Sing, to the beat of your heart''

Life is an icy cold song they say

lt's lilting but it's melting away

''Whether you laugh,

or whether you cry''

So learn to live before you die!

Baldy's here!

And he's all worked-up.

''Brother Zaheer, he'll finish

the rest of the dance for you.''

Let's go... Rina...Come on!

Matron!

Who brought this girl here?

Matron?

You!... Who brought her here?

''Oh, l see.''

You're on that goon's side.

Shame on you!

l couldn't do anything earlier.

l had to tolerate everything.

And now that l have a chance

you're on his side.

No one will be spared.

''You, you, you, watch out -

See what l do.''

Now you watch it.

''Excuse them, sir. Please.''

lt was done for me.

Consider it my last wish.

He's amazing - a cabaret!

You should've seen the dean's face!

And what about Zaheer's face?

He was smiling!!

You're telling me?

Who was the first one he hugged?

Who?

- Me!

l think l've got a cold.

''Hey buddy, give me

a Magic Hug will you!''

Magic Hug!!

And me?

- Shut up Swami

Poor baby... here's yours!

''Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there.

- The fridge goes last.''

And pick up the bottles.

Leaving?

Our chat was incomplete.

''Look, you don't have

any feelings for me.''

So what's the point -

Facts aren't going to change.

Will you do one last thing?

- What?

l feel strange saying this...

Strange is my middle name...

Go on.

Who was the girl who came

to the ward last night?

Sorry. Can't tell you anything.

She came here because of us and

that baldy insulted her too.

Zaheer wants to meet her.

He's very happy.

He's even worn your yellow shirt;

he's looking really cute.

Thanks.

This hospital needs you.

lf my request makes a difference

then please don't go yet.

''lt's all in, Brother.

- Put it back in the hostel.''

Again???

Didn't Brother just say that ...

Didn't he! Take it out!

Mr. Murli.

The dean... come quick!

''Don't protect him,

Matron, this is wrong.''

l know who was responsible

for last night.

''You have ten minutes to either write

a complaint against Murli Prasad,...''

or write your resignation letters.

''Dude, l thought we understood

each other now.''

What's the problem?

You are the problem Mr. Sharma.

''We need discipline in

the college, not cabaret.''

''Why are you still weeping

over discipline, dude?''

Zaheer is dying. l just wanted

to make him smile a bit.

''Let these guys go, dude. End it!''

''Exactly! End it!

And now that you've accepted it,...''

''congratulations, here's your

rustication letter.''

l want you out by tomorrow.

Your luck's run out buddy.

l was about to split...

when someone held my hand

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