Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #6

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l should thwack you in the head.

Leave the class!

Say what you want.

Let's go Mr. Anand.

What are you doing?

Where are you taking him?

''Brother Anand, don't mind him.''

These docs read a couple of books

and think they're God.

''lf anyone gives you tension,

let me know.''

that's a lot of time.

''You must be bored!

Hey Doc, gimme the headphones.''

''Brother Anand, listen;

it's your heart!''

What a solid beat.

Listen.

You are hundred percent alive.

''lf anyone disagrees make them hear

your heart's voice, OK?''

''Yo, Circuit...''

''All right, right here.''

''Hey, quit imitating a bedspread

and bring the bed out.''

''And sir, he just took

the subject out of class!''

And you did nothing?

- Should l have wrestled with him?

''Sir, he nearly strangled me.

l could have died.''

''And that ugly street language

in the classroom - yo dude, like...''

''l just can't get this sh*t

into my head, man - What is this?''

ls this some bloody country bar?

''Do you know by what name

he calls us? ''Doofus''!''

''Yo, doofus,

out of the way! Move it!''

''Sir, we all want you

to rusticate him.''

We can't do that.

- Why?

On what pretext do we throw him out?

Because he asks questions?

Or because he doesn't

speak too politely?

He topped the pre-medical

entrance exams.

We need a very strong

reason to rusticate him.

''Yo, mop-boy, scoot.

Hey, 'safari-suit', make way!''

Enjoying your stroll? Get to work!

There's only one way out

as l see it.

''Rustom, you will set this terms

question paper.''

You'll set the toughest paper

in the history of this institution.

''He'll fail, and the next day we'll

hand him his leaving certificate.''

''Munna's brought a bed, dude!

- What?''

''Brought a bed, dude??

- He's brought a bed, sir!''

''Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any

problems, just tell Brother about it.''

''Brother, your father-in-law!''

May l ask what's going on here?

- No!

OK.... OK. Ask...

What the hell are you up to now?

- Doc Doofus here said that...

...brother Anand's bed could be

better utilized for another patient.

''So, we've vacated it.

- We have no need for this bed.''

''lt's not for you to sleep on, doofus.''

''Brother Anand,

this's your personal bed.''

Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you.

''Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.''

Careful!

He hasn't shaved in 12 years.

''Brother Anand, let's get you slicked

and then out in the sun...''

''get some, Vitamin D!''

Tonda's going around saying that

Munna's out - call me for work.

l can't study and work.

There's so much stuff

in the body to know about?

''To begin with,

there are 206 types of bones!''

''Never thought of that

while breaking them, did we?''

Why aren't you in class?

Because everyone keeps throwing me out.

- All the doctors are angry with you.

You've got to pay a little more

attention to your studies ...

Hello.... l'm talking to you...

Brother Anand

you look like a rock star!

''The nurses are gonna fight over

you now. Let's go for a spin, brother.''

That face behind a beard...

Heresy!

''Murli, stop!''

''Look if you don't do well,

they're going to throw out.''

''Ok look, if you study, and pass

the exam, l'll arrange a meeting...''

between you and Chinki.

- No problemo. l'll pass!

Pops... How are you?

- Come in. Carom?

''Play carom, drink juice ...

That's the good life, pops!''

lt's a really difficult paper man!

Alimentary canal...Alimentary canal...

Got that? OK.

The answer to question number four

is 'spinal cord atrophy induces...

What...?

Spinal cord atrophy...

Hey keep it down!

Will you please... Silence!

l can't concentrate man...Please.

''Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-l, cord, c-o-r-d...''

Done. Was really tough!

- Best of luck.

This boy is a genius.

lf such guys become doctors...

''...then patients will only hear

Dude, lie down, you're screwed!''

''Rustom, l want to know how he topped.''

''How would l know sir?

- Yeah, how would you know?''

''Sir, you had called Murli Prasad Sharma.

- Send him in.''

''So, Mr. Sharma,

you've topped again.''

''Dude, your professors

sure know their job.''

May l ask what you wish to prove here?

''Ask away, dude!

- Who do you think you are?''

Do you think l don't know that

you've cheated?

''l don't know how,

but l will find out, Mister.''

You think l've cheated?

Let me declare that l have.

And will do it again.

Do what you can!

Shut up! No one has ever spoken

to me like this!

There's always a first time dude!

''You, you, you, you,....''

Do you know l can throw you out

of this college?

Have you forgotten how l

threw your father out?

How can l forget that? My father

cried in front of me and left.

Now it's your turn. You're going

to get screwed in your own college.

''Not only will l become a doctor,

l'll also marry your daughter.''

That's my challenge.

Do your worst.

l will screw him!!

What am l saying?!?!?!

''Ms. Suman, l topped again!

- Murli, l'm busy''

Dump the tension. l'll wait.

Get these tests done.

- Thank you doctor.

''Murli, you're...

- But l topped Ms. Suman!''

l know. Congratulations.

Please ask Chinki to meet me now.

- She won't meet you.

''Hey, you're breaking your promise.

- She's scared, Munna.''

She would meet you but

Dr. Asthana is livid right now.

''Dude, he's like the lncredible Sulk.''

Why doesn't someone just

give him a Magic Hug?

Hug?

- An honest hug is magical.

My mom calls it the Magic Hug.

lt's an anti-tension drug.

''Hey, can't you see its wet there?''

l sweep this place 25 times a day.

Am l a machine?

''l keep cleaning,

people keep walking.''

l'll die sweeping.

''Hey, watch it...''

Sorry!

- What sorry?

You'll merely walk off but

l'll get yelled at.

Like l've been yelled

at...for 30 years.

What's your name?

You want to complain now?

The name's Maqsood.

l don't want to complain.

l want to thank you.

You're an awesome worker

Brother Maqsood.

Everyone thanks doctors

for making them well.

No one thanks you for

picking up their rubbish.

l just want to say thanks.

Thank you.

You're gonna make me cry. Enough.

Sorry!

- Forget it. l'll take care of it.

Tell Chinki she should

give her dad a Magic Hug.

''l swear, he'll melt like butter.''

l've decided -

l'm calling Dubai!

Dubai! Why?

Brother Abbas can make

Munna disappear into thin air.

Dad what are you saying?

Who is this Abbas guy?

He came from Dubai to get

his hernia operated from me.

''You know what he said to me? He said,

Brother Asthana, l owe you a hernia...''

''...if you ever need help

just think of me.''

These are men of honour.

No dad! You're not cut

out for this stuff.

Yeah! l know...

''Hello!

- Hello Chinki, Munna here.''

Did Dr. Suman speak to you?

l had sent a message through your

friend Dr. Suman. She's my buddy too.

What message?

- To give your dad a Magic Hug!

ls the doofus feeling better?

Doofus!!...

He called me 'doofus'!!

What's going on Munna?

- l topped again.

''lt's turned into a habit.

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