Munnabhai Mbbs Page #10

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You have ten minutes.

Good-bye.

Your rustication letter.

l''m not going anywhere!

l knew it.

lnspector Rawal.

That''s your man. Throw him out.

Let''s go!

''''Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away!

- What!''''

''''Brother Maqsood, the cops

are taking Munna away!''''

''''Swami, the police have arrested Munna!''''

''''Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna way!''''

They''re taking him away!

''''You cannot take him away, sir!''''

Who are you?

l''ve been working for you for thirty years

and you don''t even know my name.

Ask Munna - he was the

only man who thanked me...

Hugged me!

Great.

So now he can stand outside...

''''and hug whomever he wishes,

but not inside the college.''''

''''No, he will not

leave the college ...''''

Or else we will go on a strike!

Then try to run your hospital!

Matron!

Open the door!

Oome on!

Move it.

l say move! Get out of my way.

Move it. l say. Out of my way!

''''Sir, please let him stay...please!''''

''''Swami, do you know why

you always come second ...''''

''''because he cheats and comes first!

- This is not fair, Sir.''''

Munna would never cheat!

- Ask Rustom.

Munna admitted to us all that he cheats!

Rustom tell them.

- When?... l don''t remember sir.

''''OK, all right.''''

You don''t believe me?

Fine. l will prove it to you.

''''Put up a notice on the board,''''

tomorrow l will personally test

Munna in the assembly hall.

And if he answers even

one question he can stay!

''''But then you will quiz him only

on stuff he doesn''t know, Sir!''''

Keep your mouth shut Swami!

Let me finish!

Select a panel of three professors.

''''lf they think he''s worthy of

becoming a doctor, then he can stay.''''

Diabetes mellitus is a chronic

clinical syndrome characterized by...

hyperglycaemia due to the lack of insulin.

''''The symptoms are polyhydra

unusual thirst, polyurea,''''

frequent urination and unusual weight loss.

''''Bravo! Well done, Munna!

- Like my English?''''

Easy! You can be heard outside!

Dr. Patel - your question!

''''Mr. Murli Prasad, please tell us the

treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis.''''

OK! Oerebral malaria collectively is...

''''No, no, no!

The second question is tuberculosis.''''

Third is Malaria.

''''Hey, don''t break the order, dude.''''

l''ve just about crammed the answers!

But Dr. Asthana will decide the order.

That bald...

OK.

The answer is...

There are two stages of treatment:

''''intensive therapy for 2 months,

which includes four drugs...''''

''''anacin, penicillin...

- Rifampcin.''''

''''Hey, don''t break my rhythm, man!

Now l''ll have to start again.''''

There are two forms of treatment...

''''Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you.''''

lt''s Zaheer!

Zaheer?

''''He''s sinking, Munna, and

he''s been asking for you.''''

What are you saying?

- Oan you do something?

''''What can l do?

- Anything... please, quick...''''

''''Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!''''

Munna!

''''Save me, Munna. l don''t want to die.''''

''''Nothing will happen to you,

l''m here with you.''''

''''Hey doc, do something!''''

No. Only you can save me.

''''You can save anyone, Munna.''''

''''l''ve seen it. You''re God, Munna!''''

''''Don''t say that, brother.

l''m not God... l''m just a...''''

''''Just one ...

Give me one night, Munna.''''

l want to see my mother.

She is coming tomorrow morning.

Save me buddy.

''''You will meet her, brother.''''

''''So will l.

Tell her, l''m your friend...''''

Brother Zaheer! Brother!

Diabetes mellitus is a

chronic clinical syndrome...

characterized by hyperglycaemia.

''''The symptoms are

polyhydra, unusual thirst...''''

''''polyurea, frequent urination

and unusual weight loss.''''

Silence please! Thank you.

Next question please.

''''Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment

for pulmonary tuberculosis.''''

Should l repeat the question?

lf he doesn''t know the answer...

- But he does.

l mean...

l''m sure he''s read about it.

Murli how will you treat

pulmonary tuberculosis?

''''Oome on, Munna!''''

Speak up!

''''l don''t want to die, Munna!''''

There are two stages of treatment:

Only you can save me Munna!

lntensive therapy for 2 months

with the use of four drugs...

Very good! Go on...

Rifampacin...

What the hell am l saying!

How can l treat anyone?

''''lf l knew how,

l would have saved Zaheer.''''

l don''t know anything. Excuse me.

''''But your answer is correct...

- Sit down, Rustom!''''

''''Forget it, Rustom.

How can l cure anyone...''''

''''with hugs, smiles?''''

The drama''s over.

''''l''m just a no-good goon,

who cheated his way in here!''''

''''Last night, Zaheer died thinking

l''m a doctor...''''

a god. He thought l''d help him meet his mother.

''''l couldn''t do anything, Rustom.

But why didn''t you doctors save him?''''

Oouldn''t you even give him a few more hours...

till he met his mother?

l just have one request -

his mother arrives at 11 ...

please don''t bury her in forms.

She has just lost her young son.

Just help her.

l made a big mistake.

Sorry brother Zaheer!

l hope that''s the end of that saga.

Now can we please get back to work!

''''Oongratulations, Dad.''''

We''ll never speak of Munna again.

You''ve won!

Oongratulations!

''''Once again there will be discipline,

order, and silence in the hospital.''''

''''No one will ever joke, no

one will hug anyone...''''

and no patient will be heard

laughing from now on!

''''Oongratulations, Dad.''''

Munna was mad to think we would

let him cure anyone by playing carom...

or allow him to give anyone a Magic Hug.

We had to stop him!

A criminal like him...

He is dangerous.

''''Look what he''s done, dad...''''

''''The terrible consequence of

friendship, empathy and attachment...''''

Your heart knows it''s a miracle!

''''But you won, dad.''''

No more miracles from now on.

''''Oongratulations, Dad!''''

Oongratulations!

Should l kick?

- But what did l do?

''''Not you, freak! This...

- Yeah, kick it ... Kick....''''

Four runs!!!

Hey Oircuit!

- Yeah!

l''ve decided -

l''m going back to the village!

''''l knew it!

Look, l have two tickets.''''

Why two?

''''Won''t you come with me, Brother?''''

''''Hey, what will you do in the village, man?''''

You don''t even know how to plough a field.

''''Brother if l do that, then

what will the cows do?''''

Hey Oircuit!

- Yeah!

''''l''m missing mother a lot, dude!''''

''''l''m missing her so much that

l can see her, dude!''''

''''Brother, this is too intense;

l can see her too!''''

''''ls she coming here?

- We''re drunk, brother!''''

ls this the time to come home?

Mother... where have you been?

Don''t ever leave me now!

''''Brother, are you missing your father too?''''

''''l can see him, dude!

- What?''''

There!

Where are you going?

- Spanking time!

You shamelessly lied for ten years...

''''and today, when l''m proud

of you, you''re ashamed?''''

l can''t believe how much everyone loves you.

''''But l couldn''t become a doctor, father!''''

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