Munnabhai Mbbs Page #9

Year:
2003
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''''Whether you laugh, or whether you cry''''

So learn to live before you die!

Baldy''s here!

And he''s all worked-up.

''''Brother Zaheer, he''ll finish

the rest of the dance for you.''''

Let''s go... Rina...Oome on!

Matron!

Who brought this girl here?

Matron?

You!... Who brought her here?

''''Oh, l see.''''

You''re on that goon''s side.

Shame on you!

l couldn''t do anything earlier.

l had to tolerate everything.

And now that l have a

chance you''re on his side.

No one will be spared.

''''You, you, you, watch out -

See what l do.''''

Now you watch it.

''''Excuse them, sir. Please.''''

lt was done for me.

Oonsider it my last wish.

He''s amazing - a cabaret!

You should''ve seen the dean''s face!

And what about Zaheer''s face?

He was smiling!!

You''re telling me?

Who was the first one he hugged?

Who?

- Me!

l think l''ve got a cold.

''''Hey buddy, give me a Magic Hug will you!''''

Magic Hug!!

And me?

- Shut up Swami

Poor baby... here''s yours!

''''Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there.

- The fridge goes last.''''

And pick up the bottles.

Leaving?

Our chat was incomplete.

''''Look, you don''t have any feelings for me.''''

So what''s the point -

Facts aren''t going to change.

Will you do one last thing?

- What?

l feel strange saying this...

Strange is my middle name...

Go on.

Who was the girl who came

to the ward last night?

Sorry. Oan''t tell you anything.

She came here because of us

and that baldy insulted her too.

Zaheer wants to meet her.

He''s very happy.

He''s even worn your yellow

shirt; he''s looking really cute.

Thanks.

This hospital needs you.

lf my request makes a difference

then please don''t go yet.

''''lt''s all in, Brother.

- Put it back in the hostel.''''

Again???

Didn''t Brother just say that ...

Didn''t he! Take it out!

Mr. Murli.

The dean... come quick!

''''Don''t protect him,

Matron, this is wrong.''''

l know who was responsible for last night.

''''You have ten minutes to either write

a complaint against Murli Prasad,...''''

or write your resignation letters.

''''Dude, l thought we

understood each other now.''''

What''s the problem?

You are the problem Mr. Sharma.

''''We need discipline in

the college, not cabaret.''''

''''Why are you still weeping

over discipline, dude?''''

Zaheer is dying. l just wanted

to make him smile a bit.

''''Let these guys go, dude. End it!''''

''''Exactly! End it!

And now that you''ve accepted it,...''''

''''congratulations, here''s

your rustication letter.''''

l want you out by tomorrow.

Your luck''s run out buddy.

l was about to split...

when someone held my

hand and asked me to stay.

Do your worst.

Now l''m here to stay!

lf you don''t leave then the

police will escort you out.

''''Police? They couldn''t keep me

in, how will they pull me out?''''

''''You will go, Mr. Sharma.''''

''''See, if the cops kick me out the front door...''''

l''ll return through the back door.

Dump the tension dude.

Just watch the show now!

lt''s an emergency!

''''Someone fill a form, quick.''''

l''m not leaving!

Murli?

- Ms. Suman!

What happened?

''''Oh l skipped dinner last night, and

even breakfast this morning,...''''

because the Dean''s lecture is really early...

and the marble floors are so damn slippery ...

You''re mad!

- l know!

Oompletely mad!

- l know that too.

May l ask you why this happened?

- Please ask.

''''Murli!

- You asked me to stay, so l did.''''

Now no one can throw me out.

But only till your recovery.

''''How long before he recovers, Rustom?

- Sir he''s sustained two fractures...''''

and nineteen stitches - it''s

bound to take some time.

Get on it Rustom.

l want him out of here fast.

Yes sir.

- You understand?

What happened Rustom...?

- Oh my god!

l won again brother Anand.

You''re not using your head.

''''Now...here goes my cross,''''

where do l put your zero?

Here...

no? Here?

Here neither? Here?

''''Munna, look!''''

''''l know. But if l tell others,

he never does it again.''''

''''He just amuses himself.

Smart cookie, aren''t you?''''

''''See, no blink!''''

''''Hey, are you free tonight?

- Yes, why?''''

''''l have two tickets to this film,''''

and a friend wants to go with you!

- Who?

Look ... Look through my eyes...

Wear the blue shirt - it suits you!

Move... please move!

Oarefully!

Behave yourself ...

''''Behave yourself, Rustom.

- Sir, please do something.''''

We are...

People at this age

lose the wish to live.

You have to accept it Rustom.

- No sir.

l know if he eats something he''ll be fine.

He used to drink juice but he''s

stopped that too. Oh God!

Give me a sugar test and

start the glucose right now.

''''Hey, feed from the mouth.

- Oh shut up!''''

''''Munna, it''s the only way out.

- Bullshit!''''

''''Oircuit, quickly...''''

Hey Oircuit!

- Brother!

Oheck out my break!

- Go on...

Outstanding Brother!

- Now watch this!

How could you miss such an easy one!

- Why don''t you try then?

Watch this... an artful edge-strike...

''''Fool, you''ve taken my counter!

- The powder''s crap, Brother!''''

''''OK, the Queen''s mine!

- Ok!''''

''''That queen is one elusive babe!

- She''s the toughie, Brother!''''

Brother Zaheer!

You''re looking quite pleased.

She''s taken!

''''Where have you been?

The show gets over at twelve, right?''''

''''Brother, did you see my nuke-a-duke shot!''''

''''How''s Rina, brother Zaheer?''''

Her name is Nandini.

''''Wow, she tells the whole world it''s Rina!''''

''''Your turn, Brother!

- Which one should l whack?''''

''''The queen, obviously!''''

Will this go?

Good shot!

''''Brother, l''m a champ!''''

He''s coming!

- Just watch this shot!

''''Sh*t! Missed again!

Brother, this black one here!''''

Sh*t!

''''Right on, Pops!''''

''''Hey Pops, play carom, drink

Juice - that''s the good life!''''

Some juice for you?

''''You got the queen, drink up!''''

The cover''s gonna be tough!

Papa!

- Saw that?

''''Very nice shot, Papa!''''

lt''s made me hungry son ...

''''Nurse, get the food.

Please hurry up!''''

l love you papa.

''''Thank you, Brother Munna.''''

''''Why thank me, dude?

- You can do anything.''''

This is a miracle.

We had given up!

''''Oome on, son, it''s your break!''''

But this time the queen''s mine!

Why does my heart sing?

Why does the breeze swing?

Oould the wind know?

Oould my feelings show?

Why do my bangles jingle?

Why do my ankle bells tinkle?

Why is their music above?

ls it the melody of our love?

What does the wind ask my embrace?

What does my embrace hold?

lt holds your dreams

lt holds the sound of your name

''''lt holds the beat of my heart

Which only sings your name''''

The beat of my heart fades away

''''As the wind, wearing bells, skips away!''''

''''Now slowly move your

wrist, stretch your fingers...''''

...any pain?

- Nope!

Very good.

- Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything ok?

How do you feel?

- Like a million bucks!

Very good. Your stuff is packed.

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Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Vidhu Vinod Chopra (born September 5, 1952) is an Indian film director, screenwriter and producer. His better known films include Parinda, 1942: A Love Story , Munna Bhai film series (Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. and Lage Raho Munna Bhai) , 3 Idiots , PK and Sanju and Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga. He is the founder of Vinod Chopra Films. more…

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