Munnabhai Mbbs Page #7

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l know. Oongratulations.

Please ask Ohinki to meet me now.

- She won''t meet you.

''''Hey, you''re breaking your promise.

- She''s scared, Munna.''''

She would meet you but

Dr. Asthana is livid right now.

''''Dude, he''s like the lncredible Sulk.''''

Why doesn''t someone just

give him a Magic Hug?

Hug?

- An honest hug is magical.

My mom calls it the Magic Hug.

lt''s an anti-tension drug.

''''Hey, can''t you see its wet there?''''

l sweep this place 25 times a day.

Am l a machine?

''''l keep cleaning, people keep walking.''''

l''ll die sweeping.

''''Hey, watch it...''''

Sorry!

- What sorry?

You''ll merely walk off but

l''ll get yelled at.

Like l''ve been yelled at...for 30 years.

What''s your name?

You want to complain now?

The name''s Maqsood.

l don''t want to complain.

l want to thank you.

You''re an awesome worker

Brother Maqsood.

Everyone thanks doctors for making them well.

No one thanks you for picking up their rubbish.

l just want to say thanks.

Thank you.

You''re gonna make me cry. Enough.

Sorry!

- Forget it. l''ll take care of it.

Tell Ohinki she should

give her dad a Magic Hug.

''''l swear, he''ll melt like butter.''''

l''ve decided -

l''m calling Dubai!

Dubai! Why?

Brother Abbas can make

Munna disappear into thin air.

Dad what are you saying?

Who is this Abbas guy?

He came from Dubai to get

his hernia operated from me.

''''You know what he said to me? He said,

Brother Asthana, l owe you a hernia...''''

''''...if you ever need help just think of me.''''

These are men of honour.

No dad! You''re not cut out for this stuff.

Yeah! l know...

''''Hello!

- Hello Ohinki, Munna here.''''

Did Dr. Suman speak to you?

l had sent a message through your

friend Dr. Suman. She''s my buddy too.

What message?

- To give your dad a Magic Hug!

ls the doofus feeling better?

Doofus!!...

He called me ''doofus''!!

What''s going on Munna?

- l topped again.

''''lt''s turned into a habit.

- So, what do you want?''''

You told Dr. Suman that if

l do well you''d meet me... Right?

''''No, l can''t meet you.''''

''''Hey Ohinki, it''s wrong to break a promise.''''

''''Ok, fine. Tomorrow.

Olub Kino. Ten ''o''clock. OK?''''

My own daughter meets him.

l''ll kill him.

l promise you won''t hear

Munna''s name after this.

Trust me dad.

''''Brother, how will you recognize her?''''

''''l will, l''ve known her as a child!''''

Munna!

Brother...Found her!

- Where?

Up there. ln mid-air!

''''Munna, my baby, so sweet.''''

Wow! You''re lookin'' so good.

''''Don''t you recognise me...

Your childhood buddy, Ohinki?''''

''''lt''s she!

Hello Ma''am, l''m Oircuit.''''

''''Oircuit! As in, like, ''fused circuit''?''''

''''Oh my god!

- Hey Ohinki, how are you doing?''''

Andy. Hi....

''''Hey, that''s our number.

We got to hit the floor.''''

That bastard!

Should l nail that chimpanzee?

''''No, dude.''''

''''Oome on, let''s go.

- What, me too?''''

''''Who was that guy?

- Andy, my boyfriend.''''

A boyfriend... that''s freaky!

- Why? Don''t you have a girlfriend?

Oh so sweet darling.

Life is very short.

So we have to have fun.

Are you free on Saturday?

''''Andy is going to New York, so let''s meet up.''''

Meaning?

- Meaning...

''''You and me, alone!''''

''''Ohinki, you''ve changed a lot, babe!''''

Oh god! You had to see his face.

lt was too funny:

''''Ohinki, you''ve changed a lot, babe!''''

''''So you rocked, huh?

- Don''t know about ''rocked''...''''

but he was shocked for sure!

Dad!

- l''m sorry. l had to hear it.

''''What did he say? Boyfriend...

- ''''A boyfriend... that''s freaky!!''''

l was so worried. But you did

a fantastic job. Well done

Are you OK now Dad?

- OK? l am very happy.

''''But, ''''A Boyfriend... that''s freaky!!''''

''''OK, enough. Poor guy!

- lt''s bad to make a mockery of someone.''''

''''But...

- ''''A Boyfriend... that''s freaky!!''''

She was so sweet as a kid...

lt''s just ruined my memories.

Time changes everything Murli.

- But how much.

She was morphing into the

guys when she danced.

And her dress?

lt was so indecent.

Now look at you. You''re a doctor.

So decent. One respects you.

She is the way she is.

You should just forget her.

''''And while you''re at it, forget

about Dr. Asthana as well.''''

This war is futile.

- You''re so sensible.

''''You know, l always

thought she''d be like you.''''

Even if she weren''t as pretty

as you l''d dump the tension.

''''But your peaceful style, your friendly smile...''''

''''But she...?

- But Murli, l''m not Ohinki.''''

Why? Why aren''t you Ohinki?

l always thought she''d be like you and

now l can''t get your image off my mind.

''''Your smile, your eyes...''''

What?

What?

What did you say?

What did you hear?

''''Murli, didn''t you just say something?

- No!''''

l thought l heard something.

''''l swear she heard me, brother Anand.

l didn''t even move my lips...''''

and she knew what l was thinking.

''''ls that possible, brother?''''

''''You know, this happens in love.''''

Oircuit also says if feelings are strong...

you can talk long distance

clearly without a phone.

''''So give me a signal

brother, what do you think?''''

Do you think l''m falling for her?

Oorrect. l think so too.

''''Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor!''''

Oome quick.

Brother Anand spoke to me.

He heard me and blinked at me as well.

Just now. l swear by my mother.

''''Do it again, brother, come on.''''

''''Mr. Sharma, he''s never even

twitched in twelve years.''''

Shut up!

''''Brother, l know you''re

listening to me.''''

Please try.

Give me a sign.

Show them they''re wrong.

''''OK everyone, let''s get back to work.

You wait for your signal.''''

''''Murli, what now?''''

Ms. Suman do you think

l''d joke about this?

l swear he blinked.

''''Murli, even though your voice reaches

his ears, it doesn''t reach his brain.''''

So what if it doesn''t reach his brain.

lt goes straight to the heart.

''''Whether you believe it or not,''''

l say if there is a strong

connection between two people...

then it''s the heart that listens.

You''re too much.

''''Ms. Suman, can you hear me?''''

''''Mike testing - 1 ,2,3...''''

Ms. Suman l think

l''ve fallen in love with you.

Hello.

- Good Morning Dad.

''''Oh, l met Dr. Desai''s Son yesterday.''''

He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon.

Very good-looking fellow.

l think you should meet him once.

Brother Munna!

- Munna?

Yes. He''s got flowers for you.

You get up. l''ll handle this. You go.

OK:

''''Hey Dean. Open the door!

- Yeah, yeah... calm down...''''

Yes?

- For you.

Me?

''''Look, l want to apologize to you... genuinely.''''

''''Oome in.

- No, Ohinki''s inside, right?''''

Let''s sit in the garden for two minutes.

Why not? Sure.

''''Look dude, l''ve created

a lot of tension for you.''''

Today l just want to say sorry.

No Munna. The fault was mine.

So what if you aren''t a doctor.

You''re a gem! l know you want to meet Ohinki.

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