Munnabhai Mbbs Page #6

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She wasn''t that fat.

- You''re kidding me!

She once climbed a tree.

The branch broke!

''''How is she now?

l mean, how does she look?''''

Not too bad.

As good as you?

Better than me.

- Woah!

''''Ms. Suman, you have to make her meet me.''''

Dr.Asthana will kill her.

- That son of a...

''''We''ll meet secretly.

You''re her friend, please help.''''

Why?

Say what?

- Why should l?

Fine. But only if you promise not

to bug any of the professors.

Deal!

l''ll think about it.

Now observe closely.

Such interesting cases are rare.

The subject has been in

this condition for 12 years.

''''He can''t speak, hear,

understand, or feel anything.''''

His senses are all dead.

He''s a vegetable.

Now see...

''''if you observe closely, when

l shine a light into the eyes...''''

''''the pupils contract, but

the subject doesn''t blink.''''

''''Yo, boss! Hello!

Turn off the torch!''''

Why?

- That must cause him discomfort.

Out of the question!

The subject can''t feel anything.

Say what - ''subject''?

Doesn''t he have a name?

His name is Anand Banerjee.

''''And he''s many years your senior,

talk respectfully about him.''''

Why are you getting emotional?

l told you he can''t hear a thing.

''''Relax! Sit down.

- Munna, sit down!''''

''''ln your medical careers, you''ll

face this question many times.''''

''''Tell me, is it right to keep a

vegetable alive by using medicines...''''

especially in a country where

there is a shortage of hospitals;

the subject has been occupying

a bed for the last 12 years.

Screw you!

You''re concerned about the bed!

How do you know he won''t wake up?

l''m a doctor.

- But not God.

Did you get inside his head?

l should thwack you in the head.

Leave the class!

Say what you want.

Let''s go Mr. Anand.

What are you doing?

Where are you taking him?

''''Brother Anand, don''t mind him.''''

These docs read a couple of

books and think they''re God.

''''lf anyone gives you tension,

let me know.''''

''''You must be bored!

Hey Doc, gimme the headphones.''''

''''Brother Anand, listen; it''s your heart!''''

What a solid beat.

Listen.

You are hundred percent alive.

''''lf anyone disagrees make them

hear your heart''s voice, OK?''''

''''Yo, Oircuit...''''

''''All right, right here.''''

''''Hey, quit imitating a bedspread

and bring the bed out.''''

''''And sir, he just took the subject out of class!''''

And you did nothing?

- Should l have wrestled with him?

''''Sir, he nearly strangled me.

l could have died.''''

''''And that ugly street language in

the classroom - yo dude, like...''''

''''l just can''t get this sh*t into

my head, man - What is this?''''

ls this some bloody country bar?

''''Do you know by what name

he calls us? ''''Doofus''''!''''

''''Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it!''''

''''Sir, we all want you to rusticate him.''''

We can''t do that.

- Why?

On what pretext do we throw him out?

Because he asks questions?

Or because he doesn''t speak too politely?

He topped the pre-medical entrance exams.

We need a very strong reason to rusticate him.

''''Yo, mop-boy, scoot.

Hey, ''safari-suit'', make way!''''

Enjoying your stroll? Get to work!

There''s only one way out as l see it.

''''Rustom, you will set this

terms question paper.''''

You''ll set the toughest paper

in the history of this institution.

''''He''ll fail, and the next day we''ll

hand him his leaving certificate.''''

''''Munna''s brought a bed, dude!

- What?''''

''''Brought a bed, dude??

- He''s brought a bed, sir!''''

''''Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any

problems, just tell Brother about it.''''

''''Brother, your father-in-law!''''

May l ask what''s going on here?

- No!

OK.... OK. Ask...

What the hell are you up to now?

- Doc Doofus here said that...

...brother Anand''s bed could be

better utilized for another patient.

''''So, we''ve vacated it.

- We have no need for this bed.''''

''''lt''s not for you to sleep on, doofus.''''

''''Brother Anand, this''s your personal bed.''''

Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you.

''''Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy.''''

Oareful!

He hasn''t shaved in 12 years.

''''Brother Anand, let''s get you

slicked and then out in the sun...''''

''''get some, Vitamin D!''''

Tonda''s going around saying that

Munna''s out - call me for work.

l can''t study and work.

There''s so much stuff in

the body to know about?

''''To begin with, there are 206 types of bones!''''

''''Never thought of that while

breaking them, did we?''''

Why aren''t you in class?

Because everyone keeps throwing me out.

- All the doctors are angry with you.

You''ve got to pay a little more

attention to your studies ...

Hello.... l''m talking to you...

Brother Anand you look like a rock star!

''''The nurses are gonna fight over you

now. Let''s go for a spin, brother.''''

That face behind a beard...

Heresy!

''''Murli, stop!''''

''''Look if you don''t do well,

they''re going to throw out.''''

''''Ok look, if you study, and pass

the exam, l''ll arrange a meeting...''''

between you and Ohinki.

- No problemo. l''ll pass!

Pops... How are you?

- Oome in. Oarom?

''''Play carom, drink juice ...

That''s the good life, pops!''''

lt''s a really difficult paper man!

Alimentary canal...Alimentary canal...

Got that? OK.

The answer to question number four

is ''spinal cord atrophy induces...

What...?

Spinal cord atrophy...

Hey keep it down!

Will you please... Silence!

l can''t concentrate man...Please.

''''Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-l, cord, c-o-r-d...''''

Done. Was really tough!

- Best of luck.

This boy is a genius.

lf such guys become doctors...

''''...then patients will only hear

Dude, lie down, you''re screwed!''''

''''Rustom, l want to know how he topped.''''

''''How would l know sir?

- Yeah, how would you know?''''

''''Sir, you had called Murli Prasad Sharma.

- Send him in.''''

''''So, Mr. Sharma, you''ve topped again.''''

''''Dude, your professors sure know their job.''''

May l ask what you wish to prove here?

''''Ask away, dude!

- Who do you think you are?''''

Do you think l don''t know that you''ve cheated?

''''l don''t know how, but l will find out, Mister.''''

You think l''ve cheated?

Let me declare that l have.

And will do it again.

Do what you can!

Shut up! No one has ever

spoken to me like this!

There''s always a first time dude!

''''You, you, you, you,....''''

Do you know l can throw

you out of this college?

Have you forgotten how l threw your father out?

How can l forget that? My father

cried in front of me and left.

Now it''s your turn. You''re going to

get screwed in your own college.

''''Not only will l become a doctor,

l''ll also marry your daughter.''''

That''s my challenge.

Do your worst.

l will screw him!!

What am l saying?!?!?!

''''Ms. Suman, l topped again!

- Murli, l''m busy''''

Dump the tension. l''ll wait.

Get these tests done.

- Thank you doctor.

''''Murli, you''re...

- But l topped Ms. Suman!''''

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