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TOULA:
Yeah, you can’t unsee that.
GUS (O.C.)
What’s going on?
MARIA (O.C.)
Just be quiet.
As Maria argues with Gus, the men look at each other.
IAN:
Do we call an ambulance?
Toula and Nick shake their heads at Ian.
NICK:
It’ll make him feel old.
TOULA:
(CONTINUED)
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(2)IAN:
Me?
NICK:
Well, you’d call. And we’d have to
tell him you called.
IAN:
C’mon, how do we do this?
NICK:
When I was in the kitchen, to
season a roast, we had to get our
hands under it and turn it over.
Toula realizes what he is suggesting and grimaces.
ANGELO:
Sure, I flipped a dead body once -
Ian opens drawers, cupboards.
IAN:
Surely the man has a pair of
shorts!
Maria comes out, shuts the door.
MARIA:
Okay, I put a towel over his
private area -
GUS (O.C.)
A big one.
Maria rolls her eyes.
MARIA:
Yes, yes Gus, a big one.
She shakes her head to everyone.
Ian, Nick, Angelo and Yianni look at each other -- they have
to do this.
IAN:
So, what’s our plan again?
NICK:
We roll him over --
(CONTINUED)
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(3)ANGELO:
-- then he’s on his hands and knees
and up.
MARIA:
That will work.
The men nod, head toward the bathroom with Ian trailing.
IAN:
Wait, how would that work?
Nick ignores Ian, turns back and looks at the other men.
NICK:
Ready?
IAN/YIANNI/ANGELO
Nuh uh./No./God no.
Nick opens the door and they head in.
CUT TO:
INT. PORTOKALOS BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS
Gus sits in the tub. Ian, Nick, Angelo and Yianni run in:
GUS:
Why are your eyes closed?
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. PORTOKALOS HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT
RED and BLUE LIGHTS illuminate houses. An AMBULANCE and a
FIRE TRUCK are in front of the Portokalos family home.
AT THE BASE OF THE DRIVEWAY/ON THE SIDEWALK:
SEVERAL NEIGHBORS watch the drama. The cranky neighbor, Mrs.
White, walks up, sees the yellow tape.
MRS. WHITE
I always knew there’d be a murder
here.
Mike pulls up in his squad car, goes into the house.
IN THE DRIVEWAY:
(CONTINUED)
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Ian, Nick, Angelo and Yianni sit on the ambulance back
fender. They shudder, huddled in blankets, all being treated
for cuts, bruises and sprains.
Aunt Voula appears with a bottle of Metaxa.
AUNT VOULA:
This will take away your pain.
Twice I drank it and gave birth
without drugs.
Aunt Voula leans in to the AMBULANCE ATTENDANT:
AUNT VOULA (CONT’D)
One of my ovaries never put out an
egg. Not one. The other one would
spit out two a month. I could feel
it, right here. Ping, ping. But
the left ovary? Nothing. It was
closed, like a stuck zipper....
Toula rubs Ian’s shoulders.
TOULA:
You okay?
Ian blinks and opens his eyes.
IAN:
I still see it.
They share the bottle, sipping Metaxa.
TOULA:
Does this count as a date?
Ian gives her a wry smile, but shakes his head, no.
Suddenly, Toula holds her arms out to him.
TOULA (CONT’D)
I’m sorry -
Then-
MARIA (O.C.)
Toula!
TOULA:
Coming!
Toula and Ian sigh and she runs toward the house.
(CONTINUED)
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(2)As she passes, Toula notices the neighbors, including Marge
and Edie, the Volunteer Committee moms, watching it all.
EDIE:
Here comes a stretcher.
MRS. WHITE
Ah. I’m sure the grandma finally
went.
MARGE:
What was she, a hundred and twenty?
MRS. WHITE
Must have slept in pickle juice.
Mrs. White turns, sees Mana-Yiayia right beside her and jumps
as if she’s seen a ghost. Mana-Yiayia doesn’t bat an eye.
AT THE HOUSE:
Gus is wheeled out to the ambulance in the driveway.
GUS:
I’m fine!
Maria follows.
MARIA:
No fine! Toula go to the hospital.
GUS:
You’re not coming?!
MARIA:
members only. That means children
and wife. If you had one!
The Neighbors murmur at this salacious morsel.
Marge and Edie look at each other with glee.
MARGE:
What?
Edie giggles.
The ATTENDANTS push Gus’s stretcher down the driveway.
Gus’s POV:
Maria gets smaller and smaller. And smaller.Suddenly, Gus sits up and cries out.
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(3)GUS:
Maria, please, will you marry me?!
The entire FAMILY and NEIGHBORHOOD wait.
Maria pauses, then satisfied, nods once.
MARIA:
Yes, okay, I’ll marry you. Toula,
take me to the hospital.
TOULA:
I’ll get my car.
Toula heads down the driveway, and sees the neighbors on the
sidewalk, whispering.
EDIE:
... such a weird family.
MARGE:
Odd people.
Toula shakes her head but ignores them.
Toula now sees:
Paris is in the Miller driveway... she heard.Angry, Toula turns back to the neighbors.
TOULA:
What?
Marge and Edie look up, caught, but not chagrined.
MARGE:
You mean pardon?
TOULA:
No, I mean, what. As in what is
wrong with you? You’re standing on
our lawn making fun of my family?
Oh we’re so weird, oh we smell like
burnt oregano and feta cheese. I
got it. But that’s my dad going
into that ambulance, my dad --
Toula fights back tears. Paris steps forward, puts her arm
around her mom.
PARIS:
Good night everyone.
The Neighbors quickly disperse.
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(4)Paris slowly walks her mom to their driveway.
PARIS (CONT’D)
I’ll come to the hospital too.
Toula puts a hand on her daughter.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. PORTOKALOS HOUSE - NEXT DAY
The black Cadillac backs out of the Portokalos driveway,
stops at the Miller home. Toula and Paris hurry out.
CUT TO:
I/E. GUS’S CADILLAC/NICK’S HOUSE - DAY, CONTINUOUS
Maria is driving, tired and still mad. Toula rubs her eyes.
There’s a knock on Maria’s window: it’s Marge and Edie.
Toula looks back at Paris. Maria opens the window.
MARGE:
Good morning.
EDIE:
How’s your husband?
MARIA:
He’ll live. So I can kill him.
Toula is surprised at the women’s empathy. Maria drives.
MARIA (CONT’D)
What was that?
PARIS:
Basically Mom told them to suck it.
Toula realizes she did.
MARIA:
Good. Paris, you come from a long
line of strong women.
TOULA:
Which means, you can choose your
own seven-year-old boyfriend.
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Toula sees that for the first time in a long time, Paris
smiles at something she said.
PARIS:
So, Yiayia, are you and Pappou
really going to get married now?
Now Maria grins.
MARIA:
Yes, and this time, I’m doing it
right!
CUT TO:
A GREEK SINGER sings WHITE WEDDING over.... A MONTAGE!
CUT TO:
Holding out her brochure, a CHIC WEDDING PLANNER walks in
smiling. Then she glares at:
PULL BACK:
Maria, Aunt Voula and Athena going through theracks of creamy, dreamy dresses.
In the front window Mana-Yiayia poses in a wedding dress.
CUT TO:
The Wedding Planner presents cream and white flowers. Toula
and Nikki see Maria reach for her choice - a giant bouquet of
orange birds of paradise.
CUT TO:
The Wedding Planner shows a demure cake and is shocked when
Maria, Athena and Nikki love a garish cake.
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