My Blue Heaven Page #2
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- 1950
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- How's my boy?
- How do you think...
...we ought to break it to him?
With the birds and bees?
No, no, straight from the shoulder,
man to man.
Milt.
How would you like
a nice baby brother, all human?
- Oh, heaven forbid.
Somebody to play with
while we work?
Somebody you can teach to stand
on his hind legs, chase balls...
...chew up a few pairs of argyle socks
KITTY:
Oh, I was afraid of that.
- Come here, baby.
- Come on, Milt.
[JACK WHISTLES]
- Mr. Milty.
- Milty.
Well, he'll just gonna
have to get used to it.
Come on, let's go eat.
I've got the strangest craving for food.
Not for something exotic
like a great big dill pickle?
Yeah, come to think of it,
something like a dill pickle.
Oh, really.
KITTY [SINGING]:
Just you and )ust me
And baby makes three
[PIANO PLAYING]
Quiet, everyone.
Quiet. Quiet, please.
Will you sit down, ladies?
- What are you gonna do?
- You'll find out. Quiet, please.
[PIANO STOPS]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have with us
tonight a man, a very modest man.
While the world blasts its head off
about its scientific miracles...
...here sits a man...
...a man who has just performed
the greatest miracle in the world.
ALL:
Hear, hear!
[PIANO PLAYING]
Take a look at him, ladies.
Take a very good look.
He's a study by Whistler.
And I'll bet he can cook.
[GUESTS LAUGHING]
[SINGING]
What a man. what a man
About to gve the world hs best
What a man
What a man
From now on there'll be no rest
The famly name
Put a lttle genus
In the Hall of Fame
It was hard to make hm confess
That ths mracle occurred
Under stress
Now hs frends are gong wld
He's about to be a father wth chld
What a man. what a man
What a man
What a wonderful. wonderful man
What a man
[GUESTS LAUGHING
AND APPLAUDING]
- It's late.
- The evening's just begun.
- It's getting late. Good night, Walter.
- I don't wanna go home yet.
- This is no time to go.
- That's a good boy. Come on.
Hey, what is this?
Say, Janet, what's the idea...
...of everybody wanting to go home?
It's after 2:
00, dear. It sounds strange,but some people like to go to bed.
What for? I'm having fun.
You just sit down and wait.
- Stay right there. Now, don't go away.
- Let me help you.
- Walter's wonderful.
- Except when he's having a party.
It was such fun.
When will we see you?
Come up to the country.
Now that we got the farm,
I can't get Walter out.
The children are worse.
Come on, gang, you can't leave yet.
We gotta do another chorus, anyway.
Hey, fellas, look. This way.
[MEN IMITATING BAGPIPES]
[PIANO PLAYING]
WALTER [IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]:
What a man. what a man
- He can hold hs head up hgh
- Jack, Walter.
What a man. what a man
From the rockbound coast of Mane
- To Kokomo
- Kokomo
They're applaudng ths here
Gant of a schmo
Now the pper's got to be pad
Every day there'll be
A few changes made
It could be a set of trplets or twns
What a man. what a man
What a man
What a wonderful. wonderful man
This can go on all night.
I've had my hat and cape on
for half an hour.
My husband never knows when to go.
[ALL IMITATING BAGPIPES]
It's the greatest feat
Snce the Plgrms landed
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
But you ddn't do t sngle-handed
May your troubles all be
Lttle ones to share
Gve them tme. gve them room
Gve them ar
What a man
What a woman
What a par
Be gentle with me,
I've just become a father of triplets.
Jack, it's 3:
OO in the morning.You can't tell
when these things will happen.
so much fun having babies.
I like this one the best.
You know why?
- Why?
- It looks like me.
Besides, I think it's a girl.
May I have the keys, please?
- The keys?
- I'm driving.
Are you insinuating
that I can't drive?
Oh, of course not, dear.
It's just that your hands are full.
- I'll put the children in the back.
- There you go.
- Yeah.
- Put this with them.
- Well, thank you.
- All right, now, the keys, please.
The doctor said it's bad for me
not to have my own way.
All right. It's always been
bad for you not to have your own way...
- Get in.
JACK:
Top of the morning.- The rest of the day to you, sir.
JACK:
Thank you.- Wasn't planning on driving, now?
JACK:
No, I'm not allowed to drive.KITTY:
We're being careful with him, officer.
- Good night.
- Good night.
JACK:
Good night.
[HORNS HONKING
AND TIRES SCREECHING]
I don't know how we got here,
but we're over the Hudson River.
[CROWD CHATTERING]
OFFICER:
What happened?- Get me an ambulance, quick.
OFFICER:
All right, stand aside.Out of the way, please.
Lady's slipper, Cyprpedm.
They're very rare, very beautiful.
I grow them myself in my own backyard
over in Beekman Place, by the river.
They help to keep your mind
off a lot of things.
There's nothing like a hobby.
I used to read a great deal...
...but somehow the state of modern
literature and the modern world...
Oh, a few old friends like Dickens,
they still amuse me. But the...
- Does Jack know?
- That you lost your baby?
That I can never have another one.
That in all probability
you can never have another one.
I'm not God.
I haven't the last word
in these matters.
He wanted a baby so badly.
A son.
I felt so good,
so right these last few months.
It wasn't just an idea anymore.
Even if it wasn't born, it was a baby.
Your husband's outside.
He's been pretty worried about you.
Shall I go along
and tell him that you're all right?
You are all right, aren't you?
- Yes. Yes, I'm all right.
- That's the way to talk.
Now, if you can just manage
a little smile.
Good. I'll drop in and see you later
in the afternoon.
Oh, I'll take one of these,
if you don't mind.
JACK:
May I come in?
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hey, you got a lot of new ones.
Maybe I ought to open up a flower shop.
- Aren't they beautiful?
- Yeah.
I told the nurse to put some of them
in the chapel. There's so many of them.
- How's it going?
- Fine.
That's what the doctor said.
You ought to be out of here
in three or four days.
I've been thinking. Maybe we ought to
take a little trip, you and I.
Get on a boat, go somewhere,
have a little fun.
- Unless, of course...
- Unless what?
It's nothing. I probably shouldn't
bring it up now, but I saw Mr. Carroll...
- Our sponsor?
- Yeah.
A funny thing,
that's all he ever was to me.
Just a sponsor.
he was a human being.
He's been over here twice
to see how you are.
I know. He sent
some lovely flowers. Those.
Pretty. You know he's got a wife
and a couple of sons?
- Oh, really?
- He said he had a program for us.
I didn't go into it because
I didn't know how you'd feel.
- It's television.
- Television.
- Say, this isn't tiring you, is it?
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