My Daughter the Teenage Nudist Page #3

and it's made me confront

a lot of my body issues. Erm...

With cupcakes.

We should probably take them out now.

I've previously had quite

a lot of issues with my weight

and with my weight being quite low.

I've always thought that

I looked massively fat,

so I used to not eat much at all.

And now... I've had,

I had some realisations

last year that I, actually,

I was way too thin.

It's still an ongoing process.

I'm not finished by all means.

Ready, and...

say "vegan cream cheese".

Vegan cream cheese.

There are different naked fashions,

and Daryl's preference

is for the look created

by the sack, crack and back wax.

A look more appealing

to the young people

he hopes to recruit.

I think they call it "metrosexual".

You know, we do our hair,

we make sure our nails are clean.

I very much doubt,

especially there being no male

older naturists getting this done.

If times don't change and,

and ethoses don't

move on with the times, then,

you know, we don't go anywhere.

Shall I put my legs like that?

You've got it.

I haven't found many aspects

that I'm uncomfortable with,

being naked or in naturism.

I think that's hence why, you know

people like myself are involved

in Young British Naturists.

It restricts you

doing things in life

if you get embarrassed

about your body.

Cos we are all just human beings,

at the end of the day,

and all human beings

in the same boat,

on the same world,

on the same planet,

and naturism, you know, helps

you understand that a lot more.

Daryl, do you want me to do

the whole buttock area?

Yeah if you see hair,

take it off, please.

Yeah if you see hair, take

it off, please. Yeah, OK.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Go, fuzzy cuzzy!

Daryl's determination

to convert anyone

under the age of 30 to

British Naturism knows no bounds.

Today, he has plans for his

19-year-old cousin Luke,

who's never taken his clothes off

in public before.

It'll be fine, I'm sure.

it's going to be fine.

I think it's actually weirder being

naked in front of people I know

than in front of total strangers.

I don't know why.

A lot of people find it easier

to go naked in front of people

that they've never seen before,

they're never gonna see again.

Hence why a lot of people

try naturism out on holidays.

So do you think you're going to

plunge in the deep end

and get naked at the spa today?

Erm, I'll see how I go.

No expectations.

No expectations.

I'm sure it will be fine.

I'm sure it will be fine. Expectation

is the route to disappointment.

Daryl's taking Luke

to a naturist spa,

nestled deep in the heart

of suburban Birmingham.

Right. Are we sitting

at the bar, perhaps?

Daryl's agreed to feature in

the stills for British Naturism's

new publicity campaign,

which aims to appeal

to a younger market.

But for cousin Luke who's getting

naked for the first time,

this is way more

than he bargained for.

So, today, we're going to...

Erm, it's kind of a little bundle

of everything at the minute,

this is like my first

big event or anything.

I don't know if

it'll ever completely go.

It's something that might stay in

my head as a little niggly thought -

are you actually

pretty enough to be here?

Yes, it's OK, you're fine,

you just have to keep,

I just have to keep telling that,

yep, you're absolutely fine,

nothing wrong with me.

Right, OK, cool.

I never knew you felt

like that, Luke.

I never knew you felt like

that, Luke. Yeah. It's OK.

Awww, cousin Lukey.

Yep, you know what?

It is fine to be naked,

everyone is different shapes

and sizes

and everyone's things

are different shapes and sizes,

and that was one of the things

I was quite worried about.

Erm, you know, am I, am I big enough?

But you know, they're all different,

I'll just,

you just don't look after a while,

so you can't compare

yourself to them,

so I think, yep, my penis is out,

and do not judge me.

The perfect body is to be

happy with it, you know?

In my eyes, it's...

if everyone was exactly the same,

it would be a hell of

a boring world.

But it'd be nice to have my version

of the perfect body, you know.

6ft 2, six pack, nine inches.

Big pecs, broad chin,

broad shoulders.

"Evening. Hello. I am Luke, the man. "

But I'll take what I've got

and, you know,

try and keep it

as pretty as possible.

This sounds so, so, so horrible.

Right.

But when I was in there,

I thought, OK.

There are people here who are

less attractive than me.

I don't even see them,

other people, as being like really

unattractive, I would just say that

I was more attractive than they are

in the least arrogant way possible.

But you know, just think,

"OK, I'm moderately attractive,

"I'm slightly better

looking than you are. "

And that made me feel a bit better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think that's so, so horrible.

I would imagine at least

95% of people in this country

or this world would probably feel

a similar way, my fuzzy cuzzy.

Tomorrow, Mollie and her friends

are heading off for two weeks

to the Greek island of Kos.

There's nineteen of us.

My closest friends are going,

so it's always a great laugh,

and you always look back and

you remember how funny it was.

I wanna definitely do that in Kos,

hire out a private boat,

maybe do some skinny dipping

and stuff like that.

I'm sure more of them will do it

than they originally planned to.

I think when I met Mollie at work,

I think that's, that's when, er,

I became more adventurous, really.

Somebody got waxed?

I would say Clare is sometimes

a little bit easily influenced,

so I always worry that

she's been doing something

she didn't really want to do,

but she's going along with it,

but she's got to

experience the growing.

You got to let them roam about,

you got to let them go, you know,

so that's it, they're adults.

This holiday is their final fling

before finding out

their A-level results, flying

the nest, and heading off to uni.

It's like the last time

we'll all be together.

Before we go our own separate ways.

It's kind of loads of fun, fun, fun,

and then serious.

Are we allowed?

Mollie, shall I do it naked?

SHOUTS DROWN SPEECH

Don't be a wimp!

(ALL) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

When I met Mollie,

she asked one question.

It was like, "when can

you ever say you have lived?"

Come on, who wants to jump in naked?

Dad, I'm sorry, I love you.

.. 2, 3.

Love you, Mum!

Whilst everyone else seems

to have left their inhibitions

at home, Clare appears

to have re-gained hers.

Why aren't you going topless?

Today on the boat, well there was

a little kid on the boat,

and I don't think

he really wants to see it.

He saw you and looked

a bit shocked, so I thought...

You know, he's probably fine with it.

I don't want to be naked in front

of kids, I think it's wrong.

I don't want to be naked in front

of kids, I think it's wrong. OK.

I've made friends with him.

I just think it's weird.

I would feel uncomfortable,

unlike you.

(LAUGHS) Clare!

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