My Daughter the Teenage Nudist Page #4

I don't see what the problem is

if children see adults naked.

It should be just normal.

If young children aren't ever exposed

to, like, the natural human body,

you're not going to be confident

with yourself when you're older.

That's it, take a... yes.

I feel so sorry for people who aren't

happy with the way they are

and, like, have eating disorders,

etcetera, or you know,

problems or issues with confidence.

3, 2, 1...!

Would you ever

become a full-time naturist?

Erm, I'd never say never,

but right now, no.

I do think it's still weird.

I don't want to see...

genitalia 24/7.

Sometimes it's nice

just to hide it.

Yeah, I agree with you. That's why

I go to different events.

Do you think in the future

you will go

to events by yourself?

Possibly, yeah,

if it looked interesting,

something I wanted to do.

Of course I'd go along.

Yeah, this will piss

Sarah off so much.

In Manchester, Alex, Luke and Jess

are planning their own event -

a mass naked tea party.

They're stepping up their campaign

to promote what

normal bodies look like,

to a generation accustomed

to Photoshopped ideals.

If we, like,

create some art, just get

people thinking about body image.

Who maybe haven't

thought about it before.

The first job is to make

a flyer to promote the event.

Yeah, very good idea.

I look very happy,

so that'll promote it.

Shouldn't it be naked art show,

new naturist art show?

Not naturist.

Not naturist.

No.

That's going to put people off.

That's going to put people off.

Right.

That's going to put people

off. Right. Nude, maybe.

I think naked.

We've got body-positive

naked art show,

two pictures, star and cake.

I can see this turning into

some kind of club night, you know?

I can see this turning into some kind of

club night, you know? Yeah, definitely.

A naked club night!

A "clothing optional" club night.

With the blog now getting more than

80,000 hits, it hasn't taken long

for Daryl to get wind of

the naked vegans' success,

and offer to help Alex

promote their event.

Daryl's the YBN guy.

He's the guy we knew, so...

And for Daryl, it's an ideal chance

to attract some more young people

to British naturism.

Would you like to come to

a naked tea party?

Naked tea party tonight.

Do you want to see this guy naked?

Can we interest anyone?

Naked art project.

You look like a man of the world.

Do you erm, do you... (LAUGHS)

Naked art project, naked tea party.

It's like, it's like

a non-sexual thing.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, we're into like body

positivity and feminism.

There are already

about 100 club nights

with naked women

on posters and things.

We're trying to do

something a bit different

and challenge all the body issues

caused by that kind of thing.

It's free though,

it's free tea and cake.

Nakedness, enjoy your body,

feel good about it, you know.

Free tea and cake, yeah?

It's not illegal to be naked

on the streets of Britain,

and Alex is keen to see what happens

if she and Daryl

take their tops off.

Do you think they'd first ask me,

just tell me put my top back on?

Er, yeah. Before arresting me.

You know what I mean?Yeah.

There shouldn't be any difference

between you having

your shirt off and us.

But if I got mine off, I wonder how long

it'd take them to arrest me.

Shall I go for it?

Free tea and cakes.

Naked tea party, big art project,

art project tonight naked.

Food, tea, coffee, cake.

It's free tea and cake.

Naked tea party.

Is anyone interested?

I don't think it's right

that you've put him,

that man there and that woman,

cos they're how

media portrays... not young people...

Beautiful people, innit?

You talk about people

feeling better naked,

but you've put two more or less

beautiful people out there naked.

Like, me personally, I would

think you should have done it.

Why's that?

Naked tea party, guys.

It seems a little unfair,

don't you think?

It seems a little unfair, don't you think?

Excuse me, I just want to take a picture,

is that OK?

No, it's not OK.

Really? Why not?

I'm just curious to know

why it's OK for my friend,

but it's not OK for me.

I think we're quite

familiar with the law,

and it's decency,

not nudity, isn't it?

and it's decency, not nudity, isn't

it? Yeah, it is decency, you're right.

So is that open to interpretation,

is that your take on decency?

Well...

Should I...?Well you could,

you know, exercise your privilege

and freedom as a man.

you know, exercise your privilege

and freedom as a man. My rights.

Yeah, go topless, why not?

It's disgraceful, really.

Make the most of it.

I would if I was you.

Make the most of it. I

would if I was you. Yeah.

Yeah, it's frustrating.

I mean, it's you know,

it's a freedom you're

denied as a woman and

just the difference of

treatment is frustrating,

to be seen as offensive

just for your body,

is, you know,

it's not a great feeling.

5am in Hinckley, and Mollie has just

returned from Greece

to discover whether or not she's got

into the university of her choice.

Oh, my God!

What?

Yay!

What?

I'm going to Westminster!

Clever you.

Keen to celebrate with her

friends Luke and Clare,

Mollie has returned to

Abbey House Gardens

in Wiltshire for the final clothes

optional event of the season.

The British naturists are out

in force, and it's not long

before they are targeting the young

ones in their recruitment drive.

You're not naturists, then?

No.

Tried it?

Yeah.

So you don't belong to YBN, then?

No.

Half-price membership today.

Alex is also here. She has been

invited by Daryl to come along

and see if she'd like to join

British Naturism.

'I'm definitely only a part-time

nudist, maybe an aspiring nudist.

'I like the idea of, weather

permitting, a bit of naturism. '

Is it OK to walk around barefoot?

Yes, yeah.

If I was you... You will find it...

You will need to... Obviously

when you go down on the gravel path.

Oh, yeah, right.

It is a bit hard on the feet.

If there was a place like this,

and if the weather

was like this in Manchester,

I'd be there at every opportunity.

I'd be getting my friends to go,

I'd be getting my boyfriend to go.

I mean, it is just amazing having

a place like this.

Have you seen the massive cock?

Have you seen the massive cock?

I've seen him!

It's like an elephant's trunk.

It's like an elephant's trunk.

I've not...

Have you seen that?

I've not had a good look.

Oh, it's ridiculous.

You can't even look at his face.

It's like, down to his knees.

You look at it straight away

and it's just like flopping.

Do you know what I mean?

There he is pruning his bushes,

do you know what I mean?

This dong just flapping around.

Do you know what I mean?

And he's got a massive bolt through

the end of it as well.

Send my love to the others.

It's so sunny, George,

I can't tell you how sunny it is.

My dream coming true.

My dream of the all-over tan.

Daryl seizes his last opportunity

to recruit the young ones

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