My Daughter the Teenage Nudist Page #5

before they disappear

at the end of the summer.

What does YBN stand for?

YBN?Guess.

Young British Naturists. Oh, yeah.

If you're under 30,

we just all get together

and say, "Right, we'll go and visit

all these different clubs. "

We put organised events on

all year, and they...

They organise stuff like parties

in the evening, so cheap as well.

30 quid for your whole weekend,

that's all your accommodation,

all your food, everything paid for,

swimming, the Jacuzzi, the sauna.

It's... When's the next one?

Are people just

walking around naked 24/7 or...?

Well, no, it's 50/50, you know.

If it's cold, you put clothes on.

That's what naturism's about,

doing what makes you feel

comfortable.

doing what makes you feel

comfortable. Yeah, I agree.

Not feeling you have to wear

clothes to do things.

That's what

I like about you saying that,

because that's not what the

woman said in there.

Really? There's two breeds of

what we call naturists...

Daryl isn't the only one giving

the sales pitch.

Andrew Welch, from British Naturism,

spots Alex and cuts to the chase.

One of our problems is this

perception that to be

a naturist requires

changing your lifestyle,

changing your political party,

changing your religion,

but actually it's

about taking your pants off.

Yeah, you caught me out

earlier because I was

saying, "I'm not a naturist, but... "

But you are.

That's exactly what people say all

the time about feminism, isn't it?

"I'm not a feminist, but... "

There's something about the label

which is off-putting.

Daryl Jones.

Daryl, like that?

Daryl, yeah, Jones.

That was the naked

bike ride in London.

That's hilarious,

look at that photo.

You've actually changed my mind.

Yeah, you've really changed...

You really have, yeah.

Oh, good, I'm glad about that.

I would definitely want to

go try it.

He's invited us

to a boat party, as well.

A boat party?

On his barge.

Oh, I dunno.

You've not...

You don't want to do it now, do you?

I've become more attached to my

clothes, I've missed my clothes.

It is nice being here but I could do

this in my own garden.

I just, I feel more comfortable

with my clothes on.

Yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, so having said that I wasn't

really interested in clubs

or wasn't particularly

bothered about the British naturist,

I was persuaded to join up

and I just thought, "Yeah, why not?"

In Alex's absence,

Luke and Jess are making tea

and serving ginger nuts in the buff.

But whiletheymight feel free to

let it all hang out,

their friends are a little

more reticent.

I used to come here,

so I'd knock on the door early

and the only person up would be Luke

and he'd answer the door naked,

and be like, "Hi".

And then it would get to the point

where I'd feel a little

uncomfortable when he'd hug me.

But, like, for the first month or so

I'd be like, "Keep your penis

away from me. " But, then,

I'd just embrace him and

it'd be lovely, be a nice morning.

When I saw yours, I was like, "Oh,

Jess's is much less intimidating,

"it's much less intimidating. "

That's not a size thing or anything!

Now I like them both equally.

And I'm not scared of either of

them, so... yeah.

I think this is what we want

our life to be like all the time,

just like naked people drinking tea.

Right now, like this,

I feel like this is how I feel

comfortable being which is why I'm

not any more naked than this.

But people just in their underwear

can be, like, more sexy

cos it's like there's

an element of mystery to it.

Titillating.

I think of tights as being

extremely sexual, yeah.

I'm sorry, Annette!

I feel like I can take them off now!

Probably for me,

more sexual than just full nudity.

I think, as a female, it's a bit

more, like, challenging to

actually just like strip off in

front of people, because there's

always like that fear of, erm, them

seeing you in a sexualised way.

Yeah, definitely.

Women's magazines - they get

celebrities where they're

just kind of like on

the beach or whatever,

and then big arrows and

magnifying their cellulite.

It's just, like,

what a f***ed-up view of bodies.

It's so terrible, and obviously...

I don't think I've ever

met anybody who

said, "I think my body's perfect,

basically perfect.

"I wouldn't change a single thing. "

And...

So many people have said, like,

"Oh, it's great that you're

"confident about your body. "

And actually, I'm really not.

I find it really weird that

people are kind of looking up to us

as being people who don't

have body issues.

At the University

of Western England,

it's the freshers' fair

and it's Daryl's last chance to

recruit younger members to British

Naturism before the summer ends.

He's been asked by naturist student

Jessie to help her

recruit for the university's first

ever naturist society.

I feel like my task is to let

people know you're joining

one of the best social

communities in the world.

I want you in that.

You want me wearing that?

Oh, my word.

Am I not allowed to be naked, then?

No, I wasn't even going to

bother trying, to be honest.

Daryl's delighted.

By joining the university group,

students will automatically become

British Naturism members too.

He needs to seize this final

opportunity

to push up his youth numbers.

It doesn't quite fit.

A man's gotta do

what a man's gotta do.

Guys, join a naked society.

Have you ever thought about that?

A naked society?

Guys, get naked with

a group of people.

It's awesome,

it's not about seeing you naked,

it's not about looking at your body.

I might get arrested, and especially

if there's any fit boys there.

No, I couldn't control myself,

I'd be like, "Oh, boy, naked!"

Naturism? No, you don't go to a

naked beach when on holiday?

No?

Publicly naked? No.

It's illegal, isn't it?

Is it allowed?

It's allowed.

Is it?

It sounds amazing. I'm well on

it, actually.

I'd have to wean myself into it.

I'd have to wean myself into it. Yeah,

couldn't just dive straight into that.

Maybe the first couple of times

I'd go out in the dark

before I could go out in daytime.

You don't have pockets. Yeah.

That's the only problem,

but we could wear a bum bag or

something, do you know what I mean?

Without beating around the bush,

you do randomly get an erection.

What would happen if that happened?

Do you know what I mean?

You'd feel very

embarrassed about that.

Does that happen?Yeah, it does.

Does that happen?Yeah, it does.

Apparently he says not.

He's a liar.

Right now, you're having

a conversation with me.

The last thing you're thinking of

is, "I'm getting a boner. "

I hope so anyway,

unless you find me attractive

but we won't

talk about that now.

When your mind's conscious

and you're thinking of other things,

you generally don't... Your body

doesn't react like that, you know.

Guys, there's three minutes left of

this university freshers' fair,

come and join in with our

naked society.

Naturism truly is one of the best

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