My Favorite Martian Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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when they do open,
you pulled yesterday.
-We call that breaking and entering.
I'll never forget this.
Your ocean!
Ice cream!
This primitive planet
may not compare to Mars,
but it's not the rotten rock
I thought it was.
Don't look now,
but I think we're being followed.
Impossible.
My acute sensory perception...
would have detected that immediately.
Now it's working.
Hey! Hey, buddy!
-What are you doing?
-I've been discovered!
-I'm doomed!
-No, no, no, just calm down.
It's probably
just some tourist or something.
Besides, even if you did get caught,
you'd probably be, you know, welcomed.
Welcomed?
Tim, where do Earthlings put...
their most beautiful
and rare animals?
If I don't get that spaceship fixed,
I'm finished,
just like Neenurt.
Can you fix it?
'Cause I'm dyin' here.
I need a drink, is what I need.
Yeah.
Downy the hatch.
-What was that?
-What in blazes?
-What is it?
Oh, blotz!
Zoot, an I.S.S.!
-Blasted rental!
-Owww! Spin me, mama!
-So nice, so good
Uncle Martin, what are you-
-Tech department.
- Hi, it's me.
-Oh, hi.
-What are you doin'?
Uh, research.
Have you ever got into your head how-
how you felt about somebody,
and then something they said or did
just suddenly changed your mind?
Well, yeah, I-
Could you come over?
Please, I really need to see you.
It's important.
Sure. Could you give me
like a half an hour?
- You're the best, Lizzie.
-Okay, see ya!
Oh, my gosh.
-Martin?
-I'm not like you.
I need more than
twelve seconds of sleep.
All I need is one lousy
electron accelerator...
for a vortex generator.
But can I build it?
No.
You'll do it. You just gotta
give yourself a little time, that's all.
Time! I have no time!
I just discovered
that this blasted rental...
is equipped with an I.S.S.!
-Yeah, what's that?
-Interstellar Safety System.
A detonation mechanism
designed to prevent...
advanced technology
from falling into the wrong hands.
It's timer activates automatically
at the point of a crash.
Okay, wait,
I heard "detonation" somewhere in there.
If I don't take off by 9:00 tonight,
you'll hear a lot more than that.
-Uh, how much more?
-Uh-huh.
-Lublick.
-Uh, you b-
Ahhh!
I know you've done your best
to help me, but it's no use.
Oh, no.
I'm sinking into
a Martian depression.
Sinking? No, no sinking.
Come on, we gotta go fix this thing.
I'm falling apart, Tim.
Oh, no, you're not.
-Come on.
-Yes you are.
-On Mars, when we get depressed,
we literally fall apart!
-Okay, no problem.
Don't move, don't make it
-What we're gonna do is
we're gonna put you back together.
Does it screw in?
It's not-
-Okay, just-aaah! No!
-I wanna go home!
-We're gonna put our heads together-
-Aaaah!
-Coming!
-Who's that?
-It's Lizzie!
-Lizzie? Oh, no.
You wait here.
-Where are you going with those?
-Just tidying up!
Give 'em back! Give me back my arms!
Give me back-
Why do I have to die here?
Hello?
-Yoo-hoo!
-Don't move.
Tim!
Does anything in this room
strike you as odd?
-Tim?
Just a minute!
-Aaah!
-Would you just be quiet?
Coming! Lizzie!
Oh, Br-Br-Brace!
Tim!
Are you decent?
Oh, yeah! Yes, I am. What a surprise!
-Yes, now get lost!
-What did you say?
Uh, I'm lost.
I mean,
I'm at a loss
for how beautiful you look.
Hey, hey, hey, hey-
Now, Tim, I hope you're gonna
let me make it up to you.
Oh, no, you don't have to do that.
I mean, that-
Well, you know, that's up to you.
I mean, if that's-
I brought a little peace offering.
-Where are your wine glasses?
-No, no, no-
That's the bedroom.
No glasses up there.
Oh, well,
maybe I'll get a little tour later.
- Don't miss the bathroom!
-I'm sorry?
I have to go to the bathroom later.
Later.
Um, glasses are in the kitchen.
Why don't I go get them,
and you just...
kind of make yourself at home.
Okay.
-Fantastic apartment, Tim.
-Thank you very much.
-Ah, yeah, there we go.
Oh! What a slob!
Cut it out!
-Hey!
-Yes, let's fall in love
-Ooh!
-Why shouldn't we
-Fall in love
-Mmm, that's the spot.
Let's take a chance
-Ooh, yeah. Mmm.
-Why be afraid of it, ba-ba-doo-day
-Let's close our eyes
And make our own paradise
-Little we know
-Oh, oh, no, harder, like before.
-Ahhh.
-Oh, baby
-Where's the wine?
-Uh, uh-
Why shouldn't
we fall in love
-I'll get it.
-Now is the time for it
While we are young
Let's fall in love
You know, I asked Daddy
about giving you another chance.
Oh, oh, good!
-Here we go.
-Oh, lovely. Thanks.
Hmm. You know, I thought
that crash of yours...
might make a kind of
cute little story.
-Oh, really? Good. That's-
-Mm-hmm.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Cut it out!
-What was that?
-Uh, I didn't hear anything.
Tim, get rid of-
Are you all right?
Yes, I just-
I really have to go to the bathroom.
-Well, hurry back.
-Why shouldn't we fall in love
-Be a minute.
-Now's the time while we're young
Tim!
Get me outta here!
Stop making all that noise!
Tell her to stop punching me!
Besides, what are you doing...
letting that female
in your apartment?
I've been waiting a long time
to get Brace Channing into my apartment.
But you like Lizzie! I could tell
through your saliva exchange.
-Excuse me?
-Look, Tim, the other night,
when you were unconscious,
Lizzie came here.
-And you what, you kissed her?
-Yes- No, no-
Well, you did.
I did a molecular
identiclone of your body.
-What? You what?
-You'd never understand.
You people think E-mail is amazing.
The point is, while I was you,
I tapped into your subconscious,
and trust me, you like Lizzie.
That's why I thought it was okay
for you to kiss her.
I-I-I didn't kiss her, you did!
Bingo!
Tim? I let myself
in the back door.
Hello?
-Oh, isn't this nice?
-Lizzie, is that you?
Oh, you look, um, nice.
He's in the bathroom,
and he's all yours.
I got what I came for.
-Oh, this is great.
-Tim!
-We don't have a lot of time here!
-I'm confused, all right?
-Everything was going along fine
until you came along.
-Don't kid yourself.
Even a substandard species
such as yours has feelings.
Just slow down for one millisecond
and look into your heart.
Whose face do you see?
Look, Brace, I think-
Lizzie!
Whoa!
Lizzie, no, wait, wait-
-No, please!
-This better be good.
Oh, it is. It is.
Uh, remember that guy
I was with at the pier yesterday?
-Your Uncle Martin.
-He's not my uncle.
He's a Martian!
-Yeah.
-You are such a jerk!
-No, no, no. He's a Martian!
It's the truth. In fact,
he's the one who kissed you, not me.
-Really?
-Yeah.
His head's in my sink right now.
-Get some sleep. You look awful.
-Lizzie-
-And if there was anything kinky
on that videotape,
you better get Brace to give it back.
Fine!
Since when did I become a mechanic?
-Do I look like overalls?
Uncle Martin!
- Okay. Don't cut the red one.
-Or was it the blue one? -Ooh!
I can't see a thing down here!
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